EVERYONE WAS GETTING A TASTE OF COLLEEN

The meaning of the name Colleen is Girl.

The origin of the name Colleen is American.

Other variations: Coleen  

I had a girl friend I call Colleen

Whose cunt was a vending machine

She didn't give a crap

what cock was inside her gap

So after three months, I split her scene  

Colleen's my deli sandwich called club

Who would sleep around with any slub

Cause anyone can have a taste

Of the goods below her waist

And that's why; she's always in a pub  

A traditional Club Sandwich usually includes meat of some sort, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato and three slices of toasted bread.

And here at the X-rated Sandwich Shop we don’t stray too far from tradition, but we do blur the lines a bit though. But if you want Bacon, Lettuce and Tomatoes on your Peanut Butter and Fluff Club Sandwich, who are we to try and talk you out of it. But I do suggest that you at least try our Four Spread Fluff-err-Nutter Club Sandwich before you muck it up the traditional Club Sandwich way.

Since almost all the sandwiches that we offer have a variety of a Club Sandwich, they are all listed again here for your ease of ordering. Plus it also allows you a chance to join the X-Rated Club while viewing all the Club Sandwiches in one place, instead of having to hunt all over the menu for them.  

And with every 12th Club Sandwich that you order, it's on the house. That’s right folks, buy eleven Club Sandwiches and get one free. Then if you play you’re cards just right, that free Club Sandwich could also work out being a cheep date for that certain honey or dude that you’ve been eye-balling.

Below are all of the Club Sandwiches that we offer at the X-Rated Sandwich Shop, starting with all of our Parmesan Club Sandwiches.

White, Wheat, Rye, Pumpernickel, Sourdough, Whole Grain or Multi Grain. On flat bread, Pita, Baguette, Panini, Chabata or wraps (Plain or Whole Wheat). On a Sub roll (round or long) or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the bread for your Club Sandwich.  

American (white or yellow), Swiss, Baby Swiss, Colby Jack, Pepper Jack, Muenster, Provolone, Mozzarella, Asiago, Feta, Gouda, Limburger, Cheese Wiz, Havarti, Aged Cheddar, Lady Blue or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the cheese for your Club Sandwich.  

At the request of a close personal friend, who asked? “What no Parmesan Club Sandwich?” So I was left with no other choice and had to invent one just for her. Plus it’s only available on Texas Toast, because it was the only bread that was hearty enough to stand up to a sandwich of this magnitude.

Since we already have the Chicken, the Eggplant, the Meatball and the Sausage Parmesan, why not let all of you decide which two choices to have on your very own Parmesan Club Sandwich.

Plus I also figured that it would be a great way to finally settle the score, of  the age old question at the same time. Who came first the Chicken or the Egg?

Because with all the Chicken Parmesan and Eggplant Parmesan combination Club Sandwiches ordered. Whichever you decide to put on the upper deck will get one vote towards being the winner.

So basically, in a nutshell, if you want to have Eggplant Parmesan on the Upper Deck of your Club Sandwich and Chicken Parmesan on the Lower Deck. The Egg will get one vote towards victory. 

However, if you decide that you want to have Chicken Parmesan on the Upper Deck of your Club Sandwich and Eggplant Parmesan on the Lower Deck. The Chicken will get the vote instead.

Then after a full years worth of voting, we will finally get to see who really came first. The Chicken or the Egg.

Your other Parmesan Club Sandwiches choices include Meatball over Meatball, Meatball over Sausage, Meatball over Chicken and Meatball over Eggplant (my favorite). Also try the Sausage over Sausage, Sausage over Chicken and Sausage over Eggplant, plus Chicken over Chicken or Eggplant over Eggplant.

All 10 varieties of our Parmesan Club Sandwiches are served on hearty Texas Toast with our 50/50 mix of grated Romano and Parmesan cheeses, with shredded mozzarella cheese and our homemade signature sauce.

Still not quite sure which one to try first? Might I suggest a Meatball Parmesan on the Upper Deck with an Eggplant Parmesan on the Lower Deck Club Sandwich.

Because with the added flavor of the special mix of bread crumbs that we use in the meatballs and to coat the eggplant rounds with. They take this Parmesan Club Sandwich to a whole new level.   

Mix or match any three Bread Choices along with any two Cheese Selections from those listed above. Then pick one (or two) of our Spread Choices (for the Upper and Lower Decks, plus a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). And finally top it all off with one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Still can't decide, can I suggest a Hot Pastrami Club Sandwich with Double (both the Upper and Lower Decks) Brown (gulden’s spicy brown mustard) on toasted Rye Bread with Swiss cheese on the Upper Deck and Aged Cheddar cheese on the Lower Deck. Then its all smothered in our Homemade Cole Slaw and topped off with a STOP finisher. 

Mix or match any three Bread Choices from those listed above, to go along with  two thick slices of Limburger cheese. Then pick one (or two) of our Spread Choices (for the Upper and Lower Decks, plus a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). And finally top it all off with one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Still not sure what to have? Might I suggest you give a Limburger and Liverwurst Club Sandwich with Dijon (grey poupon dijon mustard) on the Upper Deck and Fresh (homemade mayonnaise) on the Lower Deck. With toasted Whole Grain Bread and topped off with a STOP/LOT finisher. 

Mix or match any three Bread Choices along with any two Cheese Selections from those listed above. Then pick one (or two) of our Spread Choices (for the Upper and Lower Decks, plus a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). And finally top it all off with one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Still not sure what to try? Might I suggest you have a Spicy Italian Club Sandwich with Dijon (grey poupon dijon mustard) on the Upper Deck and Brown (gulden’s spicy brown mustard) on the Lower Deck. All on toasted Pumpernickel Bread with Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers, topped off with a LOT finisher and don’t forget to Set it on Fire (3 teaspoons of out three pepper paste or 3-P).

Mix or match any three Bread Choices along with any four Cheese Selections from those listed above. Next, tell us if you want it Heavy (cooked with butter) or Light (cooked with margarine). Along with a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). And if you decide to top it off, just pick one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Never had a Grilled Cheese Club Sandwich before? Well, here’s how you make one. First we coat one side of two slices of bread with either butter (Heavy) or margarine (Light) your choice. Next we cover both sides of the center slice of bread with butter or margarine too. Then all three pieces of bread hit the flat top with two slices of cheese placed on each outer piece of bread. Then we flip the center slice of bread over until it’s lightly browned on both sides. And finally we assemble or plate up your sandwich for you.

You’re still not sure? Here’s one to try. Two pieces of Rye Bread for the outer slices and one slice of Pumpernickel Bread for the center one, cooked Heavy (with butter). Then it’s made with Pepper Jack cheese and Mozzarella Cheese on the Upper Deck plus Provolone cheese and Swiss cheese on the Lower Deck. 

 Because in my very humble opinion. You can never go wrong with a Rye Bread and Pumpernickel Bread combination when it comes to either a Grilled Cheese Sandwich or a Tuna Salad Sandwich. 

Not much to decide here, except to Mix or match any four Bread Choices from those listed above. Because you get all 17 boys, girls and alternative Lifestyle cheeses in this Monster of a sandwich. 

But you also get to choose if you want it made Heavy (cooked with butter) or Light (cooked with margarine). Along with a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). Plus if you decide to top it off, just pick one (or two) of our Standard Finishers as well.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Never had a Monster Grilled Cheese Club Sandwich before? Well, here’s how you make one. First we coat one side of all four slices of bread with either butter (Heavy) or margarine (Light) your choice. Next all four pieces of bread hit the flat top with five types of cheese placed on one slice of bread and six types of cheese placed on two more. With only the top piece of bread remaining cheese less until everything is melted and lightly browned. Lastly we assemble or plate up your sandwich for you.

Well guys and gals, I’m leaving this one totally up to you to decide. But you can never go wrong with a Rye Bread and Pumpernickel Bread combination on any Grilled Cheese or Tuna Salad Sandwich.

Mix or match any three Bread Choices along with any two Cheese Selections from those listed above. Then pick one (or two) of our Spread Choices (for the Upper and Lower Decks, plus a few (or many) Extra Items (if you like). And finally top it all off with one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Still can't decide, I suggest going for the Pork Lover's Dream with a Pork it Up - The Whole Pig Club Sandwich - with Fresh (homemade mayonnaise) on the Upper Deck and Horse (horseradish) on the Lower Deck with a PLOTS finisher on Both Decks.   

Or you can choose one of our other Specialty Ham and Cheese Club Sandwiches that are listed below. Plus if you still don't see anything that you like, just invent your own. Then if we like it too, we'll put your name on it and add it to our menu.

THE HOME GROWN - Hot ham (or capicola) and white American cheese on the Upper Deck. With Peppered ham and yellow American cheese on the Lower Deck.

THE WHOLE PIG - Virginia baked ham (or spiral ham) and Hot ham (or capicola) on the Lower Deck with Provolone cheese between them. Then Peppered Ham and Boiled ham on the Upper Deck with Asiago cheese separating them. And finally a slice of Taylor ham (or pork roll ) is placed on top of the center piece of toast, while a slice of Prosciutto (or dry cured ham) is put on the bottom of that same slice o bread.

THE SHORE TO SHORE - Hot ham (or capicola) and Provolone cheese on the Upper Deck with Virginia Baked ham (or spiral ham) and white American cheese on the Lower Deck. 

THE AROUND THE WORLD - Hot ham (or capicola) and Swiss cheese on the Upper Deck with Prosciutto (or dry cured ham) and Havarti cheese on the Lower Deck.  

Mix or match any three Bread Choices along with one (or two) of our Spread Choices (for the Upper and Lower Decks from those listed above. And to mix with one (or two) Tuna Salad Selections for each Deck, from those listed below. Plus a few (or all of the) Extra Items (if you like), before you finally top it all off with one (or two) of our Standard Finishers.

Simply Boring Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread on white bread.  

Olive You Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread and both black and green olives and served in pocket.  

Classic Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread and celery, red onions and green peppers on toasted white bread.  

Sweet Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with sweet pickle relish on rye bread.  

Sour Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread and dill (or India) pickle relish on sourdough bread. 

Sweet and Sour Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread with both sweet and dill (or India) pickle relish on Texas toast.  

Bad Breath Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread with red, green and white onions on sourdough bread.  

Three Bells Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread with red, green and yellow bell peppers on wheat bread.  

Spicy Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread with jalapeno peppers on pumpernickel bread.  

Bloody Tuna Salad - Our tuna base mixed with your favorite spread with tomatoes and roasted peppers on toasted white bread.  

The Works Tuna Salad - Because you get a tablespoon per scoop of all fourteen of our Additional Items mixed into one or both of your Tuna Salad Selections and your Favorite Spread or Spreads.

Plus this version of the Tuna Salad Club Sandwich is only served on a sub roll, with the Upper Deck on the Right Half of the roll and the Lower Deck on the Left Half of the Sub.

Want bacon in your sandwich too? Simply tell us to Pork it Up (regular bacon on both decks), Fowl it Up (turkey bacon on both decks) or to Mix it Up (and we’ll put regular bacon on one deck and turkey bacon on the other deck).

Even though I have always preferred my Tuna Salad Sandwiches or Tuna Salad Club Sandwiches extra sweet (made with double the sweet pickle relish). I occasionally like a Whip (made with miracle whip salad dressing) Sweet and Sour Tuna Salad Sandwich (mixed with sweet pickle relish and dill or India pickle relish) between one slice of Pumpernickel Bread and one slice of Rye Bread.

Plus I also sometimes enjoy a Real (made with kraft real mayonnaise) Bloody Tuna Salad Sandwich (mixed with tomatoes and roasted red peppers) also between one slice of Pumpernickel Bread and one slice of Rye Bread.

Or just why not simply kill two birds with one stone and in one Tuna Salad Club Sandwich, with  two slices of Rye Bread and one slice of Pumpernickel Bread in the middle. Then a Real (made with kraft real mayonnaise) Bloody Tuna Salad (mixed with tomatoes and roasted red peppers on the Upper Deck. And a Whip (made with miracle whip salad dressing) Sweet and Sour Tuna Salad (mixed with sweet pickle relish and dill or India pickle relish) on the Lower Deck.

Because in my very humble opinion. You can never go wrong with a Rye Bread and Pumpernickel Bread combination when it comes to either a Grilled Cheese Sandwich or a Tuna Salad Sandwich. 

Our oven cooked turkey bacon with Pepper jack cheese is on the upper deck with our regular bacon and Colby jack cheese on the lower one. Served on your choice of toasted bread with your favorite spread and any extra items you choose. Plus gently hand torn romaine and iceberg lettuce leaves with center cut slices of hearty beefsteak tomatoes.

Want your BLT Club Sandwich All Pork’ed Up or All Fowl’ed Up instead. Just tell us, and we’ll either Pork UP or Fowl UP your entire sandwich for you!  

You get three bread choices (mix or match) and two types of bologna (mix or match as well) along with one cheese selection (for the upper and lower decks) that can also be mixed or matched. Plus your Favorite Spread or spreads on each deck too and we'll top it all off with our Standard LOT Finisher. 

After that, all you need to do it is tell us to either Pork it Up, Fowl it Up or Mix it Up for you, along with anything else you desire from our Extra Items Bar.

Still can't decide what to have? Might I suggest a New School (Oscar Mayer Beef Bologna and white American cheese with Gulden’s spicy brown mustard) on the Upper Deck. With Italian (Mortadella or Italian bologna and provolone cheese with Hellmann's real mayonnaise) on the Lower Deck. 

And it's all served Mixed Up (with both regular and turkey bacon) with a STOP/LOT finisher on two slices of white bread with one slice of whole wheat bread (all three toasted) right in the middle of it. 

You get all five different types of bologna on three bread choices (mix or match) with two cheese selections (mix or match as well) plus your Favorite Spread.

While your bread is toasting, we will add the Bologna along with your cheese selection and our Standard LOT Finisher. And don't forget to try this one grilled Heavy (with real butter), Light (with margarine) or simply grilled with one of our other Spread Choices instead.

After that, all you need to do it is tell us to either Pork it Up, Fowl it Up or Mix it Up for you, along with anything else you desire from our Extra Items Bar.   

After toasting your three bread selections (mix or match). We take a standard ice cream scoop of our finely shredded breast and wing chicken meat to fill the upper deck. And we add 2 or 3 tablespoons of your spread selection (mix or match as well) plus any item or items from our Extra Items Bar. Then we do the exact same thing with our finely shredded leg and thigh chicken meat for the lower deck.

We also offer a Dark Meat over Light Meat, a Dark Meat over Dark Meat and a Light Meat over Light Meat Chicken Salad Club Sandwiches too.

Now you get to decide if you want us to Fowl it Up for you with our oven cooked turkey bacon. Or we can Pork it Up for you with our oven cooked regular bacon. Lastly, you get to pick which one of Our Standard Finishers you want. Before we wrap it up in deli paper to go or we can plate it up for you too. 

Pick your three bread selections (mix or match), four cheese choices (mix or match and your favorite spread selections (mix or match as well). We use a standard ice cream scoop of our finely shredded breast and leg meat to fill the upper deck. Next we add in 2 or 3 tablespoons of your spread selection plus any item or items from our Extra Items Bar. Then we do the exact same thing with our finely shredded leg and thigh chicken meat for the lower deck.

Next, we cook your sandwich open face style on our flattop with your cheese selections until its golden brown and the cheese is melted. Lastly, we assemble your sandwich and wrap it up in deli paper to go or we can plate it for you.

We also offer a Dark Meat over Light Meat, a Dark Meat over Dark Meat and a Light Meat over Light Meat Chicken Salad Club Sandwiches too.

Now you get to decide if you want us to Fowl it Up for you with our oven cooked turkey bacon. Or we can Pork it Up for you with our oven cooked regular bacon. Lastly, you get to pick which one of Our Standard Finishers you want. Before we wrap it up in deli paper to go or we can plate it up for you too.  

Made with your choice of 3 slices of toasted bread (which can be mixed or matched), 4 slices of cheese (that can be mixed or matched as well) along with your favorite Spread Choice. Then if you want us to Pork It Up or Fowl It Up, we’ll reheat 6 slices of our oven cooked Regular Bacon or Turkey Bacon on the flattop for you.

Or if you want to take a walk on the Wild Side, we will simply Pork Up the upper deck and Fowl Up the lower one especially for you. But either way, we’ll assemble your Pepperoni and Cheese Club Sandwich with your choice of our Standard Finishers plus any additional items you have selected from our Extra Items Bar.

We take our Basic Pepperoni and Cheese Club Sandwich or your own Specially Designed Pepperoni and Cheese Club Sandwich. And grill them open faced style on our flattop until their golden brown and the cheese is melted.

Then we assemble your completed sandwich off with a Standard Finisher and the ingredients from our Extra Items Bar that you have specially selected for your one of a kind Sandwich Masterpiece.    

It was a chance meeting one day at The Naval Regional Medical Center where Colleen worked.

When I walked out of the naval hospital, I had a fist full of paperwork and a light duty chit.

After my follow-up visit to the Doctor's office, Colleen was the one to ask me out on a date first. 

Since Colleen never told me were she lived, we always met at the naval hospital. A huge red flag.

Before I got a chance to stick my dick in Colleen, I had o spend a month at sea training.

Because Colleen was in a hurry, we skipped our coffee or lunch date and headed for a hotel.

Since Colleen didn’t accept my offer or make a counter proposal of her own. I simply thought the point was mute. And as such when the doctor did come in, with Colleen in tow, at first I thought I was in some serious dodo. Because of my little comment, plus I didn’t make Lieutenant Melbourne the same offer. Since the Lieutenant was doing the exact same thing that Colleen was doing earlier.

And he too seemed to be simply playing with my cyst, more than actually examining it. Except that I didn’t get nearly as excited when the doctors legs touched mine, like I did when Colleen’s were. Then the doctor said. “Colleen, take him down to x-ray. I want to look at the pictures before we proceed any further.” 

And that was when I learned that HM-2 Adam’s first name was Colleen. At which point and before stepping out of the room, She quickly replied. “OK Jim.”

And to me and with all the Sexual Harassment Navy Training I’ve had so far. This constituted an unduly familiar relationship between an officer and an enlisted person. But I was in the shipboard navy and not what some of us often called or referred to as “The Nine to Five Navy.” or “The Shore Duty Navy.” 

As HM-2 Adams and the doctor left, Colleen returned s short time later with a large plastic bag, a plain white sheet, a pair of booties and two hospital gowns. Then Colleen said. “Take off the rest of your clothes, fold them up and place them in this bag here along with your boots. And put both of these gowns on with the opening in the back on the first one and the opening in the front on the second one. I’ll be back with a wheelchair shortly to take you down to X-ray."

Then without another word or allowing me ask any questions. Colleen left, closing the door behind her again.

And following Colleen’s instructions to the letter, I kicked off my boots, socks and dungaree pants. Then standing there butt ass naked, I took my time folding my clothes. And with my boner still at half mast now, or in a semi-soft state. I just as slowly started putting my clothes in the bag one article at a time. While visions of Colleen walking in and catching me like that, or in a state of semi arousal, quickly filled my head.

But at that point and with those thoughts bouncing around in my brain, it didn’t take long for my fully fledged boner to reappear. And while I continued to follow Colleen’s instructions, I put the first gown on with the opening in the front. This way my hard-on was exposed to the open air and quite possibility for Colleen a little bit longer.

Then I put the second one on with the opening in the back, before sitting back down in the examination table. And because the paper thin cloth gowns did very little to hide the fact that I had a boner, I tried to use the sheet to conceal my current state of arousal the best I could.

And about five minutes or so after I sat down, Colleen backed into my room with a wheelchair. Plus she didn’t even knock first, she simply assumed that I would be covered up and ready to roll. As I silently made a mental note to self, “The next time you’re naked with even the remote possibility of getting caught by a beautiful young lady. Play with you dick a while longer just to kill some extra time. So your wish of getting caught with a boner might actually come true.” 

But when Colleen turned around to face me, she only giggled. Not really sure what I did to cause such a reaction, I simply handed Colleen my sheet and jumped down off the table. And that action alone caused my boner to bounce around a bit underneath the thread bare cloth material that was currently trying to hide it.

Plus Colleen also managed to either accidentally or on purpose, left my sheet in the examination room. So she was basically pushing a patient around the Naval Hospital who was almost completely naked. And my rigid shaft was pointing directly up at her and over my shoulders. The entire time that Colleen was pushing me around the hospital.

And as we moved, the cool breeze blowing under my gowns, only stimulated my cock and ball all the more. Then I could have sworn that Colleen took the long way around the hospital too. Because we had to ride in two different elevators just to get there. Or for all I knew, they were the exact same elevator, both times.

As we finally rolled into X-ray, my hard on was still just as hard as it was when we left the exam room. And we were greeted by a HM-2 McKerby or Rose, as she was addressed by Colleen. Who also started giggling when she saw me and my boner. Then Colleen called her Rosemary too, which I assumed was her giving name and Rose was just a shortened version.

Rosemary had dark brown hair that was so done up in a tight knot like Colleen’s was, so I couldn’t tell its actual length. But she was slightly taller, heavier and also appeared older than Colleen did, at around 5 foot 10 or 11 inches tall. And Rose looked like she could easily tip the scale at about 170 or 180 pounds and appeared to be in her late twenties to early thirties. 

Plus Rosemary also sported a healthy set of grapefruit-sized breasts with dark brown eyes that match her hair. And for maybe five minutes tops. Both ladies continued to watch me and talked in hushed voices.

After the two ladies finished talking, Colleen left the room while Rose said. “In order to take your X-rays properly, I’m going to need you to switch your gowns around. So that when you take one off, you will be only wearing the one that has the opening in the back and not the front. But because we don’t have a changing room down here, you can stand behind this partial wall while you’re doing so.”

Looking behind the half wall, all I saw was a tiny window and a door. And they both overlooked this big machine in the middle of the room and a stainless steel table that was directly below it. Then Rose also left through the door that Colleen and I arrived in. But because of the mental note that I made to myself just a few short moments ago, when I took the first gown off I started to slowly stroke my penis a half dozen or so times.

And right after I took the second gown off and I was only wearing a pair of paper booties. I pulled my pud another half dozen or so times until I busted a nut. Even though I wanted to bust a nut all over the floor and lick it up afterwards. I decided to catch it all in my hand instead. Just like Fay taught me how to do.

Then also like Fay taught me, except that she wasn’t around to smell it first. I slowly began to lick my fresh spunk off the palm of my hand and from between my fingers. Before I deep-throated and sucked each finger clean. And when I was finally finished, I put my gown back on. But this time, with the opening in the back, like it was supposed to be in the first place.

And I lightly started rubbing my deflated dick through the thin gown for a few more minutes before sitting back down in the wheelchair. But I also noticed that by doing so. It left a small discolored wet circle in the gown as well. And still with no sheet to cover up with. I had no choice but admit my crime if either of the girls asked me. “How did your gown get wet and stained?”

And to my complete surprise, less then five minutes later. Both young ladies were giggling when came back into the room through the door that was next to the tiny window. And for all I knew, they were both actually watching me jerk off through that very same window. 

As I quickly thought to myself, “It was just too bad that I didn’t have any napkins, tissue or paper towels with me. Then I might have been able to save face. As I would have preferred not to have the ladies watch me clean the spunk off my hand with my tongue.”

But because both girls returned to the room giggling and smirking, I still truly didn’t know if they actually witnessed my dirty deed or not. Because neither one of them uttered a single word on the topic, at least when I was around.

And with the long dead silence being totally deafening in the room, I simply coughed just to hear myself. Then it was Rose who officially broke the silence when she said. “I’m going to need you to get up on the table here and lay down on your stomach. So I can put this lead apron on you to protect your vital areas from the machine.”

But when I stood up, Colleen said. “Rose, don’t you need to put a sheet down? So he’s not laying on the cold steel table?”

As I stood there waiting for Rosemary to return. Colleen kept staring at the dark wet spot centered on the lower portion of my gown. And after Rose returned and put a white sheet over the stainless steel table. I continued to do as Rosemary suggested. Then I felt this heavy weight being placed on the lower half of my ass. And Rose positioned the camera end of the machine directly over my cyst.

And a short time after Rose left a second time, over a load speaker I heard her say. “Petty Officer Lorusso, on the count of three, please hold your breath, one, two, three.”

And after another brief pause, she continued by saying. “OK you can breathe now.”

Then Rose came back out to change the film tray for another picture. And we completed the same sequence or process all over again.

But when Rose returned this time, Colleen was also with her. And as I slowly rolled off the table, it was Colleen who handed me back the second gown before saying. “Petty Officer Lorusso, after you put this back on, I will be taking you back up to the treatment room where you can wait for the doctor to return and review your films.”

And even after putting the second gown back on, with the opening in the front. The dark wet stain from my latest loss to the five fingered fist of fate was still highly visible. And was the only reminder of what happened to my last boner. Then it took me and Colleen about half the time to get back up to the examination room then it did to get down to x-ray. Plus with only one elevator ride this time too.

Then almost as soon as we returned to the treatment room and the door closed behind us, Colleen laid my sheet out on the exam table. Yes it was the same one that she left behind in the first place, and said. “Petty Officer Lorusso, I’m going to need you to take the second gown off again and lay down on the table just like you did down in X-ray.”

As I did so, I heard the door open behind me and a second female voice say. “Colleen, Here’s the films that the doctor ordered.”

Then I saw Rosemary walk up to the lighted board and place two x-rays on it, while Colleen turned it on. And with my bare ass completely exposed, both ladies returned to the back of the room and out of eyesight as they continued to chat away.

And a short time later, Colleen put on a pair of rubber gloves again. And I hoped that she was going to be checking my prostate in front of the older woman. And show Rosemary how to turn me into a human push-pop again, just like Sheri did year’s earlier. Then as my dick started to get hard at the memory, Colleen only pulled out some sterile towels from a drawer and tore open the paper wrapper instead.

But the damage was already done, and I quickly had a full-fledged boner once again. Then in hushed tones, Rose and Colleen continued chatting away somewhere behind me. And I was half tempted to simply roll over and show both young ladies my latest hard on. And maybe even start jerking off for them again. But I soon felt my ass cheeks, the back and legs slowly being covered up with the pale green and blue sterile towels. So that idea was quickly nixed.

As the Doctor walked in, Rose asked. “Will there be anything else, you need Jim?”

Again with that unduly familiar relationship shit. Anyway, Lieutenant Jim Melbourne quickly replied. “No Rose, that will be all for now.”

After Rose left, closing the door behind her, Lieutenant Melbourne also put on a pair of rubber gloves. Then I felt two sets of gloved fingers poking and prodding at my cyst.

Then Jim continued by saying. “Colleen, after you scrub him up, I’ll inject him with a local, then I’ll make a small incision. Because the cyst feels completely loose and unattached, I want you to try and pop it out.”

And Colleen very quickly replied, “I Understand Lieutenant Melbourne.” And I knew that they both at least had some degree or level of professionalism between them.  

And almost as soon as Colleen finished scrubbing the skin around my cyst raw, I felt three sharp pricks with a needle. Then a few seconds later, nothing at all. That is until I felt Colleen trying to pop a freshly picked grape out of its skin through the small freshly cut hole. And in what seemed like an eternity in truth only a few minutes passed before my newly released cyst popped free.

Then Lieutenant Melbourne softly said. “Colleen send Petty Officer Lorusso’s cyst down to the lab for a biopsy and pack his incision with surgical gauze. Then send Petty Officer Lorusso back to his ship with a 72 hour light duty chit. And I want to see him back here in two weeks for a follow-up appointment. Plus write a note for his Ship’s Corpsman to repack the area every day until it’s completely healed or I see him again.”

As Colleen quickly replied, “I understand, Doctor Melbourne.”

Then the Lieutenant left the room. And Colleen started to follow the doctor’s orders. And when Colleen was finished, she said. “Petty Officer Lorusso, you can get dressed now.”

And as she left, Colleen closed the door behind her. But because my latest boner was already deflated, I simply got dresses instead of trying to jerk off. Plus soon after HM-2 Colleen Adams returned, she handed me a bunch of papers while saying. “Petty Officer Lorusso, give these to your ship’s corpsman and we will see you again in two weeks. Have a nice Day.”

Because so far in the history of my past or former girlfriends. No one has ever needed to tell me twice to get undressed. So once Colleen uttered those words, it didn’t take me long to start taking my clothes off for her. Except that Colleen didn’t stick around long enough to see the end result of her request. Although Iris needed me to do some pretty strange or bizarre things, while I was naked, partially naked or wearing ladies intimate wear. Sometimes just for her, while the lions share of my undress was for some of her lady friends, as she called them.  

Like when I had to help teach Diane how to deep throat her boyfriend and I couldn’t touch her at all or for any reason. Or when I had to do our laundry every week wearing little or nothing at all, with a bunch of ladies similarly dressed. Also when I had to watch Timid Tina fist fuck her partner in the ass, or with a huge black dildo that was shaped like a fist. Then I had to teach Tina her how to properly lick Shy Sara’s prolapsed anus when it popped out.

But because I’ve never seen or done anything like that before, I had to invent everything on the fly. So I just told Tina to treat it like it was a huge strawberry ice cream cone. Although it looked more like a piece of raw hamburger sticking out of Sara’s ass, waiting to be cooked. Instead of an ice cream cone that needed to be licked.

Then using my finely tuned and expertly honed show and tell skills, I told Tina. “Just start by simply licking around the entire perimeter, so it doesn’t drip too badly. Like this.”

As I slowly demonstrated this technique for Tina, just in case Tina never had a soft serve cone before. But Sara was also having a hard time keeping her cone out for me to lick. And I wasn’t sure if Sara was doing it purely out of instinct or on purpose. 

Or if it was because I was a strange male dressed in ladies intimate apparel instead of her partner. Or simply because that part of the female anatomy isn’t naturally designed to, or shouldn’t be protruding from a young ladies ass like that. No matter who’s licking or sucking on it.

Anyway, when Sara’s strawberry cone was sticking out again, I continued demonstrating and saying. “Or you can start out by lightly nibbling on the soft and delicate edges of your bright red treat, like I’m doing here.”

And when Sara’s rosebud popped out a third time, I finished by saying. “Don’t be afraid to stick your lips and tongue right down in the middle of it, like I’m doing now. Or help Sara by pushing it back inside her, with just your tongue, like this. Or you can also help Sara out by wrapping your lips all the way around it, like I’m doing now. And try to suck Sara’s bright red rosebud right out of her ass.”

But because they might have both been card carrying lesbians. They didn’t show any interest or want anything to do with my cock and balls. But it still took a straight guy with a boner to teach Tina, a lesbian, how to actually make love to and to cherish her partner’s prolapsed asshole. And the best part of that was that I actually got to lick and tongue-fuck a lesbian. Even though it was just her ass and not her pussy, it was still another one of the cherries on my list that got busted.

Plus with my first prolapse caper now completed, and while I was leaving their apartment. I noticed that they had Chinese for dinner and that one set of chop-sticks was never opened. So I asked. “Can I please have these? I’ve got an idea.”

And when Tina took a break from licking Sara’s funny-looking ice cream cone, she briefly glanced over at me and quickly replied. “Sure, take them.” 

Now don’t get me wrong, I have licked a few assholes before, while I was tongue-fucking some of my ex girlfriends. And it all started with Suzan’s. Then it was Candee’s balloon knot or asshole, which was even a bi-sexual one too. But this was what I considered to be no-mans land.

Plus being able to actually lick and tongue-fuck an actual lesbian’s prolapsed ass. Is what I considered to be the Holy Grail and one of the high points of my dating career and sexual adventures. And you will have to stick around to read one of Iris’s later chapters, titled Chop Sticks and Ice Cream Cones. To see what I did with that set of chop-sticks, when I visited Tina and Sara again the next week.

And trust me, though it may have worked out great for them. I wasn’t so lucky. Because Iris had me make a much longer set of chop sticks out of three-eight’s inch dowels. And she used them on me for well over two weeks, during her harsh hand jobs. Plus I also had to show Tina and Sara what the rest of my punishment was for French kissing Tina. Besides what Iris did to me while the girls watched. Plus what Iris told the girls to do to my poor cock and balls while she watched.

Anyway, back to the story at hand. Because I was so eager to fulfill Colleen’s request, I didn’t even wait until she finished speaking. Or for her to set the bundle down before I started getting undressed for her. This almost immediately caused her to start giggling before Colleen simply said. “Wait!”

But by that time, I had already unbuckled my belt and started unbuttoning my shirt. Then a few heartbeats later, Colleen continued saying. “We are not allowed to see or date the Doctor’s or the patients that we treat here. But after today, you will no longer be considered a patient. So we can see each other outside the hospital. That is if you are still interested. And maybe we can start out by going to lunch or even getting a coffee together.”

This time, I waited until Colleen finished speaking, before I simply replied. “I would like that very much.”

And with that said Colleen set her bundle down next to me and quickly turned on her heals and headed out towards the hallway. But before she was able to close the door, my jeans were pooled on the floor down around my ankles. As she left, and without looking back, Colleen closed the door behind her.

Quickly doing some thinking of my own, I came to the conclusion that this was simply Colleen’s way of blowing me off. And that I was never going to hear from or see her again. But I still did as she requested and got naked for her in another Treatment Room. 

Except this time and true to my word, I pulled my pud for a little while. All in the hopes that Colleen would soon return and storm into the room just like she did the last time. But after standing there with a neglected boner for well over five minutes and no sign of Colleen, I decided to put the paper booties on first. And after plying with my dick some more I finally put the gown on.

But shortly after I sat down on the examination table, in walks Doctor Melbourne with Colleen in tow. Now with the Lieutenant in the room and cock-blocking me, my hard-on was soon a distant memory by the time he said. “Petty Officer Lorusso, I’m going to need you to lie down on the table so I can check out your incision.”

So after I laid down with my full moon shining brightly for the whole world to see. Well at least for Doctor Melbourne and Colleen anyway. I heard the distinct snap of four rubber gloves shortly before I felt two sets of hands or at least fingers feeling around the entire incision. But occasionally I felt a stray hand cradle one of my ass cheeks. And I sure hoped that it was one of Colleen’s and not Doctor Melbourne’s.

Then I felt someone tugging at and pulling off the bandage. Right before they started pulling out the surgical gauze that the ship’s corpsman put in earlier this morning. Then I heard Doctor Melbourne say. “Colleen, that appears to be healing nicely, don’t you agree?”

And Colleen quickly replied. “Yes Doctor Melbourne, it does.”

Then the lieutenant continued by saying. “Go ahead Petty Officer Adams and repack it, cover it back up and send Petty Officer Lorusso on his way.” Before he quickly left the room, leaving the door open in his wake.

And as Colleen cut a strip of surgical gauze she said. “You know, Rosemary had been bragging about you for the past two weeks. And that you were the first person to jerk off for us down in X-ray. Plus she also wanted me to give her the gown that you wore too. You know the one, with the stain you put in the front of it. And I’ve even caught her wearing it down in x-ray a few times too. But whenever I asked her about it, Rose just said that she was cold and threw it on.”

Quickly clearing my throat, I simply said. “I’m sorry about that. Over the years, just like a little pre-cum leaks out, I’ve also noticed that a little after cum drips out too. And I should have accounted for that before I put the gown back on.”

Giggling now, Colleen continued saying. “Don’t worry about it. We usually catch the guys jerking off up on the wards, but never down there. And sometimes we just watch and let them finish. But most of the time we just walk right in and interrupt them before they can. Plus that was also the first time that either of us watched a guy lick up his own sauce afterwards. Usually we only get to see are the cum-stained sheets up on the ward after they check out. But now Rose has a little souvenir from your visit down in X-ray. And I wouldn’t be surprised if she brings it home with her too.”

Now it was my turn to giggle, until Colleen was finished packing my incision. And she used the shaft of the wooden applicator to manipulate the left over gauze, so the end of it started tickling my family jewels. And she continued by asking. “Are these the other two orbs that you said I could play with if I wanted too?”

Swallowing almost as hard as my dick was, I softly said. “Yes they are, and you’re doing an amazing job with them too. But if you let me roll over, I can show you just how much I like what you’re doing to me and them.”

Giggling back at me, Colleen simply replied. “I don’t think that would be a good idea right now, especially with the door still open like it is. Maybe I could take a rain check on that one and we can play doctor later, when we’re alone.”

Giggling back at her, I just said, “I agree.”

But Colleen continued saying, “But what you do after I leave the room, is totally up to you. And if you like, I could leave you some extra gauze pads. Just try not to make too big of a mess, because I have to clean the room up after you leave for the next patient.”

Laughing now, I quickly replied. “Then you might not want to hear what I want to do, whether you leave the door open or not.”

After a brief pause and moment of silence, Colleen asked, “If it’s anything like you did down in x-ray, I would like to see a private viewing of that. With your unique clean-up approach too.”

But I continued by saying. “I wanted to cum on the floor down in X-ray and get down on all fours so I could clean it up with my tongue. And I can just as easily start cleaning the floor up here for you when I’m finished.”

Still giggling, Colleen quickly said. “Rosemary would love to see you do that. And to be honest with you, I would also like to watch you do that up here too. Plus Rose is married and her husband would never do that for her. And with all the guys that we’ve stood back in the shadows up on the wards and watched them jerk off. We have never seen anyone of them clean up his own mess by licking cum off their own hand, let alone off the ward floor.”

With me now giggling too, I simply said. “Well just for the record, always clean up my messes. And it doesn’t matter if I bust a nut in your mouth, cum in your pussy or you let me ejaculate on you. I will always kiss you afterwards, eat out your twat or lick my cum right off your body with no questions asked. That is, of course, if you allow me too. So I will make sure that I clean up my mess here too.”

Thinking to myself, I bet she believes that I want to fuck both girls, which I would have also loved to do. But I simply told the truth and just asked. “When and where can I meet you for lunch or coffee?”

During our entire conversation, Colleen was still tickling my balls, by manipulating the end of the surgical gauze with the wooden shaft of the applicator, just said. “Maybe I should just keep doing this and let you cum for me right now. Then you can clean your mess up off the exam table. So I can inspect it after you’ve finished.”

After a brief pause, I simply replied. “Miss, I would do anything you asked me to do, even lick the entire examination table while you were watching me.”

Now with that said, Colleen quickly replied. “Well, Petty Officer Lorusso. Since your have duty tomorrow and your ship leaves port the next morning. When it gets back we can skip the lunch or coffee and go straight to a hotel room. And once we’re both safely inside, you can show me more of your licking and cleaning skills.”

Then Colleen quickly stopped tickling my balls before she said. “Plus I think it would be much safer if you finished pleasuring yourself, instead of having me help you.”

And before she left the room, Colleen wrote her number down and left it with my chart, and continued by saying. “I already have plans for tonight, or I would meet me later. But call me when your ship returns, so we can make our own plans.”

When she closed the door behind her, I quickly jumped off the table. Then I removed the paper gown and booties, before I started to jerk off. And true to my word, after shooting my wad on the floor. I got down on all fours and cleaned up my mess with my tongue. Hoping that Colleen would swing by to check on me, but she never did.

As I slowly started getting dressed, leaving my jeans for last. I soon left the Naval Hospital from my follow-up visit and during my short drive back to the ship. I thought to myself. “How in the heck did Colleen know that I have duty tomorrow, or that the ship was leaving port the next morning?”

And all I could think of was that the Naval Hospital needs to know when a ship is in port and deployed. So they can schedule operations and other medical procedures for its crewmembers. Anyway, at least I had a date and hopefully a brand new fuck buddy to play with when my ship does return to port.

During the Special Sea and Anchor Detail, we were standing in formation. While waiting for the word to come down from the bridge or pilot house, “Take in all lines”

And that meant that the ship was heading out of Charleston for our thirty day training exercise. Or as I refer to it as, corking around in the ocean and a few sailors simply call it wasting time or just fucking off. Mostly because they have very little, if anything at all to do with needed shipboard training, except for fire and flooding drills. 

Anyway, I couldn’t help thinking about my possible date with Colleen. After all, she could still call it off anytime during the next thirty days, or while the ship was underway. And when we got back and I attempted to call her. Colleen could simply tell me to fuck off and leave her alone. Such is the life, in long distance dating world.

Because my date with Colleen was all I thought about during duty yesterday. And where would she have me do it. But all I could come up with was jerking off on the bathroom floor. Since all the other floors should be carpeted. Unless she wanted me to cum on some of the dishes after we ordered room service.

Which I had no problem with either, since Fay had me ejaculating on the saucer of her favorite coffee cup and saucer set. Just so she could inhale the pungent aroma before she had me start licking it clean. After she decided to set it down and wherever she wanted to watch me licking
 

But with Colleen, mostly because I really didn’t know her or what she was capable off. And just like I underestimated Emily, Colleen might want me to do it in the elevator or down in the hotel lobby. Which I had my reservations about both locations.

After all, being naked out in public was still a crime and punishable by getting locked up. And I seriously doubted that Colleen would take the necessary steps to ensure that would happen. Like Emily did, by asking her mall walking friends and the girls working at the restaurant first. Which, naturally I didn’t know at the time.

Either way, I’m game to try anything once. And if I like it, I’m willing to do it anytime and anyplace Colleen desires me to. Even out in the hospital or hotel parking lots. Just like I did for Emily’s mall walking lady friends. 

But if I had any say in the matter, I would prefer to lick it straight out of Colleen’s snatch after I finished fucking it. Or anyplace else I managed to get my spluge on her body. If Colleen only let me jerk off on her, instead of letting me fuck her.

Still a busted nut is still a busted nut. No matter whom you’re with or where it finally ends up. But I still prefer sex the old fashioned way, with two willing partners. Or in Tess’s and Kimberly’s case three. Although I have jerked off in front of multiple women before, they were my only official threesome or menages-a-trios.

But I did have a couple of borderline calls while I was dating Helen and another one while I was seeing Iris. All of which you can read about in their chapters.

Anyway, during my duty day, I had the following dreams about mine and Colleen’s date. And during these dreams, she never allowed me to make love to her, but I did jerk off for her five times. With the first time off the bathroom floor and I had to make sure that all the grout lines were cum free too. The second dream was shortly after we finished eating room service.

Then Colleen put one of the empty plates right over her belly button and had me jerk off on it. Next she propped the door open and had me licking the plate clean with my bare ass pointing towards the hallway.

And the third time, Colleen let me jerk off right between her beautiful orange-sized breast and lick them clean afterwards. While the fourth time was a few hours later after she ordered room service again. Where she had me licking another plate clean off the floor and Colleen was only wearing a robe.

But she gave the busboy a very nice and long profile shot of me doing so. When she had him place our food on the other side of the room and he had to walk past me twice while doing so.

But the fifth and final wet dream that I had yesterday was the one that I wanted the most. 

Where Colleen let me jerk off right on her pubic mound and it was longer than Iris’s was. At least I hoped it was anyway. Plus I got to spend the next thirty minutes or so shampooing and conditioning her long brown pussy hairs with my cum and tongue. And when I was finished, we fell asleep wrapped in each other’s arms.

But instead of waking up next to Colleen my alarm woke me up at 0300 for the rev watch. And my chest and stomach were covered with cum instead of Colleen’s hairy little cunt. 

Then even while I was standing the 0400-0800 Perry Officer of the Watch, all I could think about was Colleen. And if she would play with my orbs like she did during my follow-up visit to the naval hospital. Plus I didn’t care if she brought some surgical gauze with her, or she used something else to stimulate my balls with. Heck, I would even let her shove something in my ass if she wanted too.

After all, I was only there to please her. Not the other way around. But if Colleen pleased me in the process, who am I to complain. If there was actually anyone left to actually file a complaint with. Since the dude who sits on the moon has been out of the picture and my life for a while now. 

Plus, now that I think about it, my mystery woman and dream lover hasn’t invaded my dreams ever since I met Gail over eighteen months ago. And Matt’s wife Linda set us up on a blind date. All because I owed Matt a favor for swapping duty days with me while the ship was in San Diego. Just so I could toss a few stones across the border between Mexico and California. As part of my master plan to throw some stones across the border from all four corners of the United States, both out of and back into again.

And so far, I just over halfway there. I just need the ship to take me to Guantanamo Bay Cuba and then up to Bath Maine, for the final leg of my quest. After all, I needed something else to accomplish while I was in the navy. Besides staying in for twenty years and retiring. And that decision was made right after I stepped foot aboard this ship and I felt the steady hum of its pulse or heartbeat under my feet. 

Anyway, while the ship was underway for thirty days, we went to general quarters or battle stations almost every day. And in doing so, we not only honed our skills at defending the ship. With numerous simulated missile launches and gun mount firings. Along with mock CIWS shoots and torpedo air slugs. 

But we also became quite proficient at repairing a multitude of fire and flooding casualties. And loss or power exercises too. We even ran emergency power cables and connection boxes from one end of the ship to the other. In order to keep providing essential power to our various weapon defense systems.  

Also during that same thirty days. I dreamt about and jerked off to the many sexual adventures and exploits of my past lovers. Some of which you’ve already read about. And others are in the chapters that follow. Except for those involving Miss Robinson, Nancy and Fay, since none of them were actually considered girlfriends.

Even though all three of them were still ladies and what I considered either a friend or a teacher, sometimes both. And because they don’t actually have books or chapters of their own, their stories are scattered throughout the many book other listed here.

Because it was Nancy who taught me that girls were a lot more interesting to dream about then boys were. And she also kept me from drifting over to the dark side with Louis. Miss Robinson not only taught me about math, but she also gave me a reason to want to go to school 

everyday. 

And even though she always wore her hair pinned up. I kept going to school because I really wanted to know exactly how long it really was. And for all I knew, Miss Robinson was bald from head to toe. Plus the tresses that she wore piled high were only a wig to conceal that fact. But I kept on going to school anyway, because I needed to know the truth. And that truth still eludes me to this day.

But I still jerked off as I dreamt and fantasized about it being various lengths. From her lovely hair ending just below her ears to her jawbone, and what I consider being the perfect cock sucking length. Plus Miss Robinson may have even worn hair extensions.

And with that, I also dreamt about her hair ending below the bottom of her ass cheeks. Then in each of those dreams, I wrapped her hair around my junk and back up again to rejoin her lovely tresses. As I tightly on to her hair at the small of her back with both of my hands and fucked her in my favorite sexual position, doggie style. 

Then there was Fay. Who taught me that you can still give a woman what she wants. And in return, she will also give you some of the things that you want. But even though I did everything that Fay asked me to do without hesitation or question. All in the hopes that Fay would in turn take my virginity and make a man out of me.

And even though Fay never took my virginity, like I wanted her too. She and Chaz inadvertently provided me with a place for Suzan to eventually take it. Plus Fay also taught me about lines and boundaries that should never be crossed. Unfortunately I didn’t heed her advice and crossed those lines with her, then much later with Emily too. And in both cases, I ended up suffering dearly because of it.

Now for those of you out there reading this and wondering. Despite all the training the ship did and standing Condition Three watches the majority of the time. I managed to jack off at least two or three times each day for our entire thirty day deployment. We even conducted two man overboard drills too.

As I make a mental note to self, if I’m going to keep this pace up over a longer deployment. I will need more jogging pants and t-shirts, maybe an extra dozen t-shirts and half a dozen more pairs of jogging pants. Plus darker color jogging pants too. Because dark colors can hide a multitude of sins, especially the sins that I’ve been conducting.

Condition Three watches are when one-third of the ships crew is awake and standing watch. Many ships do this while underway on major deployments and is one step below General Quarters or Battle Stations. This gives the vessel a few extra or precious seconds to defend the ship in time of need. Plus a third of the ship is already on station and ready to protect the ship from harm or further damage.

While a Man Overboard Drill is when someone from the bridge crew or the Executive Officer has one of the crew members hide or hang-out on the bridge or in his stateroom. Then the ship has to muster the entire crew to find out exactly who is missing. Muster is kind of like when your homeroom teacher was taking attendance, to find out who was in school today. But the ship does it to find out who is missing or might have fallen overboard.

And once everyone is present and or accounted for, minus the hidden or missing person, the drill ends. Or a thorough search of the ship is conducted, in an attempt to find the missing sailor. Just in case he or she had injured themselves and was unable to respond when they were called upon to report to the bridge. And in one instance that I now of, because I was on the ship when it occurred. One sailor actually slept through the drill until they found him laying in his rack, snoring away. And it wasn’t me.

But in any case, each and every person onboard the ship must be physically seen in order to be accounted for. So there are no mistakes, because this could be the difference between life and death. If you were the person that fell overboard and was trying to stay afloat, until the ship turned around and came back looking for you. And because of this, a man overboard drill is the most important exercise that a ship does. So it should never be taken lightly.

On a much lighter note, when my ship returned to port. I called Colleen to make arrangements for our first date. But the bad thing was that because we were in four section duty weekend rotation. Since I had duty on Thursday, the day before we left port. I had duty again today, on Monday when we returned. So Colleen told me to meet her near the main entrance in the hospital parking lot after work on Tuesday, which I eagerly agreed too.

As I muddled through my duty day, I kept kicking myself in the ass. Because if I had a little foresight, I could have easily switched duty days so I had today off. And I would have even swapped an entire duty weekend for a single day off, today. But because I didn’t plan or look ahead, until it was too late, here I was stuck on duty.

And even though I didn’t have a watch to stand today, I barely managed to jerk off once during the night. Plus that wet dream wasn’t even about Colleen, it involved Iris. And she was the last person that I wanted to jerk off to. Maybe that’s why I only busted the one nut, instead of my usual two or three.

But when the sun managed to come up in the morning, it not only signaled a new day. It also meant that I only had a few more hours to go before meeting Colleen in the parking lot. And the more I thought about it, the odder that idea sounded.

Why not give me the address to her apartment? Unless Colleen was living in the barracks and had to share her room with another girl, why didn’t she mention it? But right now and at this point in time, that was just a small red flag.

Still, I did my usual I have something important to do later work routine. So I knocked out all my messy maintenance checks and chores in the morning and grabbed a shower during lunch. Then I finished my day doing all the lighter and cleaner checks in the afternoon. So all I had to do was change clothes before leaving the ship and going on liberty. 

Or in this particular case, my first date with Colleen. On a good note though, since we were meeting in the parking lot at the naval hospital. We could easily slip into my van, before we both slipped out of our clothes.

But when I arrived, that wasn’t the case. Because a short while later, Colleen stepped out of the hospital still wearing her working uniform. Which really wasn’t a problem for me and Colleen could have gotten out of them, just as easily inside my van as she could her civilian clothes. 

Except that Colleen only gave me a very quick peck on the cheek, as she handed me a note, before saying. “Meet me down in the lobby here in about an hour and a half. I have to go and get changed and take a shower first.”

And with the deer caught in the headlights look squarely on my face, I knew that Colleen had other plans for us today. But I still quickly replied. “I could always follow you and join you for that shower of yours.”

Half giggling, Colleen just said. “I don’t think that would be a good idea, right now.”

Which if we were actually dating, I would have normally considered that another small red flag. Especially during our parking lot meeting, Colleen gave me a peck on the cheek when she handed me the note.

And written on that note was the address to the Francis Marion Hotel. Which was where I guessed my first date with Colleen was going to take place. That is, if we actually started it.