The meaning of the name Hope is Desire of Fulfillment
The origin of the name Hope is English
Other variations: None
I had a girl friend I call Hope
Who was on a slippery slope
Though her maintenance was high
I licked inside her thigh
Before I could insert my telescope
Hope is my ham and cheese submarine
Who kept her cunt and ass hole clean
She would lie flat on her back
During my pussy attack
I would tongue fuck her slit and bean
Let’s face it, a Ham and Cheese Sandwich is pretty cut and dry, unless you offer a wide variety of ham selections to choose from. Like we do here at the X-rated Sandwich Shop.
Because not only do we offer the traditional boiled ham, like everyone else does. But we also have hot ham or capacola, and Virginia baked ham too. Then if you really want to stretch the envelope a bit, we also have Taylor ham or pork roll as well.
And you can order your Ham and Cheese Sandwich with any one of them, or just tell us that you want the whole pig. And we’ll put all five ham selections on your Ham and Cheese Club Sandwich.
Try one of our specialty ham and cheese sandwiches, or invent your own. Because with 5 different ham choices, 17 cheese selections and 16 different varieties of bread to choose from. It makes the Ham and Cheese Sandwich possibilities almost endless.
Hot ham (or capicola), Virginia baked ham (or spiral cut ham), Boiled ham, Peppered ham, Prosciutto (or Italian dry cured ham) and Taylor ham (or pork roll)
White, Wheat, Rye, Pumpernickel, Sourdough, Whole Grain or Multi Grain. On flat bread, Pita, Baguette, Panini, Chabata or wraps (Plain or Whole Wheat). On a Sub roll (round or long) or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the bread for your HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH
American (white or yellow), Swiss, Baby Swiss, Colby Jack, Pepper Jack, Muenster, Provolone, Mozzarella, Asiago, Feta, Gouda, Limburger, Cheese Wiz, Havarti, Aged Cheddar, Lady Blue or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the cheese for your HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH
Prosciutto with provolone and mozzarella cheese on grilled and pressed panini bread.
Hot ham (or capicola) and Peppered Ham with pepper jack cheese on rye bread. You have got to try this one grilled too
Hot ham (or capicola) and provolone cheese on Texas Toast Tastes even better hot and right off the grill
Boiled Ham and yellow American cheese on white bread. Still a timeless classic even grilled
Boiled ham with white American and Swiss Cheese on sourdough bread. And a slightly different version of the grilled ham and cheese sandwich
Taylor ham (or pork roll) with Muenster Cheese on toasted whole wheat bread. It’s even better right of the grill, anytime day or night
Virginia baked ham (or spiral ham) and Swiss cheese on a sub roll with Hellmann’s mayonnaise and Gulden's spicy brown mustard.
Here are just a few of our hand crafted club sandwiches. Plus with our Ham and Cheese Club Sandwich you can mix and match the Upper and Lower Decks to make a truly unique Ham and Cheese Club Sandwich combination
Don't see one here you like, invent one of your own. And if we like it too, we'll add it to our menu with your name on it
Hot ham (or capicola) with white American cheese on the Upper Deck. With Peppered ham and yellow American cheese on the Lower Deck.
Virginia baked ham (or spiral ham) and Hot ham (or capicola) on the Lower Deck with Provolone cheese between them. Then Peppered Ham and Boiled ham on the Upper Deck with Asiago cheese separating them. And finally a slice of Taylor ham (or pork roll ) is placed on top of the center piece of toast, while a slice of Prosciutto (or dry cured ham) is put on the bottom of that same slice o bread.
Hot ham (or capicola) and Provolone cheese on the Upper Deck with Virginia Baked ham (or spiral ham) and white American cheese on the Lower Deck.
Hot ham (or capicola) and Swiss cheese on the Upper Deck with Prosciutto (or dry cured ham) and Havarti cheese on the Lower Deck.
Fresh – Slowly blended egg whites and EVOO create fresh Homemade Mayonnaise.
Mayo – Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise.
Real – Kraft Real Mayonnaise.
Whip – Miracle Whip Salad Dressing.
No Fat – Hellmann's Fat Free Mayonnaise.
Free – Kraft Fat Free 1,000 Island Salad Dressing.
Yellow – French’s Yellow Mustard.
Brown – Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.
Dijon – Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard.
Horse – Heinz Premium Horseradish Sauce.
Oil – EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) mixed with both Red and White Wine Vinegar.
The LOT Finisher
Which includes (Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s.
The STOP Finisher
Which offers (Spinach, hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions along with Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers).
The PLOTS Finisher
That combines both the LOT and STOP finishers without double tomato's and onions. But still includes (Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers, Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s and Spinach).
Unless of course you want us to add double onions and tomatoes to your Ham and Cheese Sandwich or Ham and Cheese Club Sandwich. If so, then just ask us for the STOP/LOT finisher instead.
Then with a trip to our extra item bar for any additional items that will make your sandwich a true masterpiece. Here's where you decide what additional items that you want to go with your Ham and Cheese Sandwich.
At your request, we'll toss in a teaspoon of each ingredient you choose into your favorite spread. You can select just one item or each and every item we have listed below, as the potential combinations are endless.
Whenever I get a chance to have a Ham and Cheese Sandwich I prefer to have a Ham and Cheese Club Sandwich instead. Then I always ask them to put Boiled Ham on the upper deck and Hot Ham (or capicola) on the lower deck with Mayo, Jalapenos and a PLOTS Finisher.
Sweet Pickle Relish, Dill or India Pickle Relish, Celery, Onions (red, green and white), Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (red, green, orange and yellow) Olives (black and green), Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers.
Then if you want to give your Ham and Cheese Sandwich's some added kick. Just ask us to add some of our Homemade Three Pepper Paste or 3-P to your favorite spread.
If you tell us Turn up the Heat, we’ll mix in one teaspoon. But if you tell us to Set it on Fire, we’ll mix in two teaspoons. Or if you want us to Make it Burn Baby, we’ll mix in three teaspoons.
Wearing latex gloves we remove the stems on five or six dried Chipole and Habanro peppers.
Then we slice each pepper and under cold running water to remove the seeds and membrane. And after all the peppers have been rinsed and cleaned, we cook them over a low heat in four cups of water. While their cooking, we cut the stems and tips off five or six Jalapeño peppers, which is the third pepper in our homemade paste.
Next we slice and rinse the center portion of the Jalapeños and finely chop them for the additional item bar. Once we remove the meat from around the stem and toss it in the pot with the tips. Now we dice up about a half-cup of each red and yellow onion’s and green and red bell peppers.
When the peppers are done cooking and cooled, we place them in the blender with the onions, bell peppers, and the crushed cloves of a whole garlic bulb with a tablespoon of each of the following ingredients. Paprika, cumin, salt and course ground black pepper.
Lastly using some of the water we cooked the peppers in, we add it in slowly to our blended mix. As we're looking for the consistency of oatmeal and the ability to stick to an upturned spoon without falling off.
Once we achieve this, it's off to the fridge in a covered bowl. Where it will last about a week or until it's needed to add some extra heat to you’re favorite spread on any of our sandwiches
Hope was my fifteenth girlfriend and was very high maintenance too. Plus she was also a daddy’s girl too and still lived at home with her parents.
Because of this, we had to spend a lot of time eating out in restaurants and fucking in hotel rooms. Which resulted in Hope not only maxing out all of my credit cards, but she emptied my pockets as well. Although we did fool around in my van a few times, they just weren’t enough to offset the cost of renting a room almost every night.
And because I was leaking money all the time Hope and I were dating. I thought that the Waterworks Game would be perfect for us. So I modified the rules slightly and renamed it to Help Larry’s Pipes Are Leaking Game.
Although Hope and I never officially broke up, we just drifted apart. And that was only after she moved back to where her mom grew up when her father deployed overseas.
Then it was Trish who really helped me back from the brink of financial ruin after I moved in with her and she started playing house or Pick up the Pieces with me. Which was just a modified version of the game Pick up Sticks.
Still Hope moved up one position to capture the fourteenth spot on my favorite girlfriends list.
Candee left me for a girl and I was still drunk when I ran into Hope's mom's car with my van.
By the time I sobered up and we called the Base Police, it was too late for me to get breakfast.
Suzan was the last little sister I danced with and married. This time it was Faith's turn to dance.
It was Hope who ran into me this time at this little hole in the wall dive bar in Monks Corner.
Hope jerked me off inside my van first, then the second time was in a Monk's Corner bar.
With Hope inside my van, she showed me her naughty side. And it was pretty close to mine.
It was about two weeks, maybe two and a half, since my breakup with Candee that I ran into her. You see, Candee and I broke up on good terms, plus she even introduced me to my replacement as well.
And though Candee didn’t actually give me a swift kick in the balls or anything like Marge did. Candee just killed my pride right along with my male ego when I met Antonia or Toni as she preferred to be called.
Just in case you haven’t guessed by now, Toni was a girl. And my real life dick was being replaced by a strap on and fake rubber or plastic one. Then to add insult to injury, Candee said. “Toni and I have been seeing each for over a week now.”
Which meant that Candee was licking Toni’s slit the same week or even the same day that she was sucking on my pole. Or right after or before we made love. Plus Candee never once asked or invited me to join in on her reindeer games. Even though I was the only one out of the three of us, who actually had a real life antler for the two does to play with.
As I would have loved to get my hands on another Three Cheese Sandwich, not to mention sink my teeth, lips, tongue, nose and dick into one too. But as I was quickly finding out, during my one and only encounter with Toni.
Mostly by the way she talked; Toni was strictly a surf on surf kind of girl. And she didn’t want anything to do with turf or with a girl who also enjoying sharing surf with occasional turf. And Candee had to give up all of her turf fucking and sucking desires just to be with Toni.
Now don’t get me wrong, Toni looked like a bombshell. But instead of being blonde, she was a strawberry blonde. Or as I preferred to call then ever since I saw Fay’s hair practically glowed in the sunlight, a golden redhead. None the less, Toni was about five foot eight or nine inches tall and appeared to be somewhere between 120 and 130 pounds.
Plus her long lovely golden red hair ended where it gently kissed the small of her back. And Toni’s piercing emerald green eyes always seemed to keep my hazel ones up and away from looking at her perfect set of orange-sized breasts.
And trust me, if I could have gotten what Candee was getting, I would have done anything short of sucking a dick just to land Toni in my bed too.
So I didn’t blame Candee one bit for tossing me to the curb. Because I would have most likely done the exact same thing to her. Just to have a shot with Toni, or to be more precise, to get to shoot my wad inside Toni’s crack. And even though I already knew that Candee was bi-sexual, I never once put any pressure on her to choose one or the other while we dated.
But I always hoped that she would find someone that we both could share and enjoy together. Though in the end, Toni wasn’t that person. And I would have enjoyed being with Toni way more than she would have enjoyed being with me.
Then to make a long story short, the bottom line was as long as Candee was happy I was happy for her too. Because as far as I was concerned, Toni was a solid number nine in the looks department. While both me and Candee were a good six or seven. And if Candee was able to trade up two full notches, why shouldn’t she. I surely would have, if our situations were reversed.
Well anyway back to the story of running into Hope. My fourth duty day had just passed without Candee being part of my life anymore. And this was also about two weeks after we split up. So I decided to try and see if there was anyway that we could patch things up between us.
After all, I re-invented two songs for her the day and the day after we met each other. The first one was called, A Horny Man and was a parody of the 1972 Sammy Davis Juniors smash hit, The Candy Man. And the second one was, I’ll Fuck Candee and was also a parody from the Strangeloves 1965 hit, I want Candy. Plus, I was willing to bet the entire family farm that Toni didn’t do anything like that for Candee.
But when I went down to the laundry mat where we first met, she blew me, we fucked and where Candee worked. She had already quit. Then after stopping by the apartment that we shared for the past five months, Candee moved out and didn’t even leave a forwarding address with the super either.
He was just told to mail her security deposit to her former address and she would get it. Now whether that was actually true or not, who knows? But that’s what Nate or Nathaniel the super said.
It was almost like Toni was trying to wipe Candee and her name from the face of the earth or something. Or Candee was currently being sold on the black market as a sex slave or concubine.
Plus would also bet the family farm, that if I went over to where Candee was going to school, they already checked out of there too. That is, if the collage would tell me anything about her at all. It’s not like I was her father, husband or anything close to that. I was just her jilted ex boyfriend.
So I simply decided not to bother or waste my time looking anymore. Plus I had to face the stark reality that Candee wasn’t coming back into my life today, tomorrow or for that matter ever. But my old buddy Gin and Tonic was always right there in the back of my mind and patiently waiting for me to reach out to her.
Also that evening, I let Lance, Lilly and Helen down when I fell off the wagon and bought a fifth of gin, three bottles of tonic water and a bag of ice. Then I literally pounded down drink after drink in the back of my van until I passed the fuck out.
Fortunately for me, it was Friday night and I didn’t have to be back on the ship until early Monday morning. Because even though my van and my ass were still on base and in the Navy Exchanges parking lot. There was no way in hell that I was getting up for quarters that Saturday morning.
None the less, when I finally woke up and started to roll out of bed. And yes it was the platform bed in my van. I suddenly discovered that I was completely naked with this sticky residue all over my hands, stomach and lower abdomen.
So at least sometime during the night, I jerked off to somebody, I just didn’t remember who. But with that much dry cum all over me, it would be a much safer bet to say that I jerked off at least three times during the night.
Since it was right around 9:30 or so in the morning and I had to piss like a race horse, I quickly started getting dressed. Normally I would have simply stepped out of my van while I was still naked and pissed right there in the parking lot. But because there were already a few people walking around and some of them were kids. I quickly decided to get dressed and go inside the exchange and use the public rest room instead and clean myself up a little bit as well.
When I was finished pissing, I quickly washed my hands and face before going inside the exchange itself. Where I grabbed a box of Hostess donuts, you know the one with four plain, four cinnamon and four powered ones inside. Plus a quart of milk and after paying for them, it was time for breakfast.
And when I was safely tucked away in my van again, I slowly polished off four of the donuts when I made a very critical mistake. Though it allowed me to literally run into Hope for the first time, all because I wanted a couple of sausage muffins with cheese for breakfast too. But because there wasn’t one of those fast food burger chains on base, I had to drive off base just to get them.
Plus it wasn’t too far away either, so I decided to make the short round trip. But in the condition I was currently in. That was the second and final mistake, leading up to me running into Hope. So after starting up my van and putting it in reverse, I slowly started backing up.
Little did I know at the same time, this beautiful young lady had just finished dropping her mother off at the exchange for work and picked up a few things for the house. And across the aisle from me and a two spots over, this same young lady was backing up her mom’s car at the same time.
And all of a sudden our bumpers touched and I immediately pulled back into my original parking spot and put it in park. Then I grabbed my paperwork from my overhead console and got out. And I was pleasantly surprised when a young woman with curly blonde hair sounded way more apologetic then angry over what just happened, when she asked. “Are you alright sir? You’re not hurt anywhere, are you? Do you need any medical attention?”
But instead of yelling, “What the fuck were you thinking, or didn’t you see me backing up?”
Then to top it all off, she was very pleasing to the eye too. And she had thick curly blonde hair that ended right where her nipples protruded out from her apple-sized breasts and had green eyes. She was also around my height at 5 foot 9 or 10 inches tall and looked to weigh about 150 or 160 pounds.
We also had a few things going for us too. First off, it was still quite early in the morning and not many people were up and about yet. Plus we weren’t going fast enough to make a loud bang, so the natural born rubbernecking instinct in the folks that were out. Didn’t kick in and cause them to turn around just to see what just happened.
And after confirming to this amazing looking woman numerous times that I was OK, even though I didn’t look it, I handed her my paperwork and said. “Miss, I’m truly sorry for what just happened. And if you want to call the base police to report this, which I believe we should. Can I ask you for a favor first?”
Now she wasn’t quite as apologetic as she was at first. And she very slowly kept scanning my driver’s license, insurance card and registration over and over again. Then she finally said. “Lawrence, you’re not looking so good, are you sure you’re OK? And exactly what kind of favor are you looking for?”
After clearing my throat, I simply replied. “No, I’m not alright. My girlfriend left me yesterday and I spent the night here in this parking lot drinking. And because I’m still a little hung over, can we please report this later on today? I promise to meet you back here at whatever time is convenient for you. I already have two alcohol related incidents from another base. And even though they were both well over three years ago, if I get another one, the Navy’s going to boot me out.”
Still looking over my paperwork, for well over five minutes now, This lovely woman finally said. “If you promise me that you won’t drink anymore, I will meet you back here in three hours.”
Then after thanking my new guardian angel for her kindness, I reached into my van and turned it off. Then I grabbed the almost empty bottle of Gin and dumped it out in the parking lot. And as soon as I tossed the now empty bottle into a nearby trashcan and handed her the keys to my van, and said “Deal. And now you know that I won’t be driving anywhere either.”
And because I didn’t lock the doors, it would give me a place to crash for the next three hours while I waited for this truly amazing young lady to return, then I said. “Just knock on one of my doors when you get here, plus I think I’ll get a shave and a haircut while I’m waiting. And maybe a birdbath in the men’s room too, what do you think?”
Giggling back at me, my blonde angel simply replied. “That’s a good start, but don’t cut all your hair off, I like a little to hold on to.”
Laughing back at her, I quickly said. “I’ve been know to tangle my fingers up in a young ladies hair from time to time myself. Plus I’m afraid that if I simply touch your beautiful curly locks, my fingers would be stuck in there forever.”
Laughing now, as she handed me back my paperwork and said. “I will see you in about three hours then Lawrence.”
But before my pretty little lady could turn around and start walking back towards her mom’s car, I said. “My friends call me Larry. And you can call me Larry too, if you like?”
Still laughing, she quickly replied. “OK, Larry, I will meet you back here in three hours. And my friends all call me Hope and Larry; if you like you can call me that too. Plus you also owe me a favor.”
And I still heard Hope laughing when I walked past her parking spot and continued walking towards the exchange. I just hoped that Hope wasn’t planning on stealing my bright orange neon sign that was shaped like a Ford E100 Econoline van. While I was in the exchange or have a few of her friends come back and take it out for a joy ride.
Because after my shave and haircut, I was planning on getting naked again in my van and rubbing one out in Hope’s honor. But unlike last night, at least this time, I will remember exactly whom I was jerking off too. And how many times I did it, which for the record was twice.
After my haircut, I was glad to see my van still parked where I left it. And as soon as I climbed in, I started stripping down to my birthday suit once again. Plus I didn’t even bother to lock any of the doors, just in case Hope decided to make an early surprise visit. And catch me red handed with a fist full of my manhood, which she didn’t.
But I still jerked off twice to Hope’s 5 foot 9 inch and 150 pound frame. And her nipple length thick and curly blonde hair, along with her set of apple-sized tits and bright green eyes. Plus Hope’s ass stuck out in the back just as far as her tits did in the front, which reminded me of a 5 foot 9 inch tall human sized capitol letter S.
When I finished my second round with Hope’s Palm and her five Sisters. You see how I simply renamed the Fearsome Five Fingered Fist to reflect Hope? I just laid there on platform bed with my ever shrinking dick still in my hand.
Plus I was still hoping for a visit from this one particular trick-or-treater named Hope. And I was hoping that she was willing to turn a future trick for a few licks of the salty treat that was currently splattered all over me.
Matter of fact though, I did hear two different sets of voices outside my van during the fifteen or twenty minutes while I was taking care of business. But no one peaked in to find out what was going on inside my bright orange neon sign shaped like a Ford E-100 Econoline van. And after another ten minutes passed, with Hope still a no show, I decided that it was time to do a quick clean up before I heading back into the exchange.
So while gathering up a can of right Guard spray, a bar of Coast soap, my toothbrush and a tube of Crest toothpaste along with some Johnson and Johnson baby wipes. I used three of the wipes to clean myself up with before tossing the rest of them into a bag with a wash cloth, a hand towel, a fresh t-shirt and a clean pair of 501’s. And once I was dressed, I stuffed a fifth donut into my mouth and walked back up to the exchange.
And in the handicapped stall, I locked the door, set my bag down and got undressed again. First using the entire pack of baby wipes, I cleaned myself from head to toe. Then I flushed the commode three times before dipping my hand with the bar of soap into the bowl of clean sparkling water. I was also glad that the exchange wasn’t using the blue Tidy Bowl man to clean their toilets with. Or I would have had to change tactics and used the sink before I locked the stall door.
After lathering up the wash cloth real good, I gave myself a thorough nipples to knees Eve style bird bath. Then I dipped the wash cloth into the bowl again, before wringing it out twice and started rinsing off. Just to remove any remaining soap suds from my body.
And lastly, using the hand towel, I dried myself off real good and got dressed. Plus just before leaving the stall, I flushed the toilet again and tossed all the used baby wipes in the trash. After that, I bagged up my remaining supplies. Then at the sink and under my t-shirt, I sprayed a few blasts of Right Guard into both pits before brushing my teeth.
Now that I was clean as a whistle both inside and out, I walked back towards my van. Along the way, I thought. “If I only left the radio playing while I was naked and jerking off. Maybe I would have had an actually surprise visitor.”
Then if the curiosity gene kicked in, and they decided to investigate where the mystery music was coming from. I just hoped that it was a sweet young lady or an older woman who was being neglected by her husband. Instead of a burly muscle headed weight lifter or a dude with an alternative lifestyle looking for a new dick to suck.
But anyway, back in my van. The first thing I did was put my stuff away before washing the toothpaste taste out of my mouth with a couple of long hits on the dregs of my second bottle of tonic water. Then I set my alarm for 12:45 giving myself fifteen minutes to wake up and wait for Hope to rejoin me. And I quickly fell fast asleep. But let me just tell you this and for the record too. Crest toothpaste and tonic water taste like crap or syrup of ipecac.
And although I don’t exactly remember what syrup of ipecac tasted like, I do remember that I made me almost instantly throw up. But I do remember exactly what my fingers and thumbs tasted like. Every time I pulled them out of either Helen’s or Sheri’s ass and stuck them in my mouth.
And I tasted Helen’s poop-shoot way more then I did Sheri’s. All because she liked the way that “Mommy’s Little Helper” felt inside her during sex. And I had to insert it into Helen’s ass almost every day. And just for the record, besides fucking Helen, that was the highlight of my day.
But in Sheri’s case, it was less frequent. And only when we were both playing dress up as ladies while role-playing sex. Plus Sheri also enjoyed playing push-pop with it in my ass while she was blowing me. And when I returned the favor, I frequently called the bitter or tart taste on my thumbs or Sheri’s 6-inch dildo, syrup of Sheri’s Crap?
But today, I would voluntarily walk barefoot over a pile of broken glass or hot coals. Just to get a crack at Hope. Or to be a little more precise, just to get my dick into Hope’s crack. And to tangle my fingers deep into her thick, curly blond mane.
After my alarm went off, I got up, ate a sixth donut and washed it down with a few mouthfuls of milk. Then climbed up into the driver’s seat and waited for Hope’s return. Although she wasn’t in my hopes or dreams yet, Hope was currently on my wants and desires lists.
Then about twenty minutes after I woke up, Hope did arrive. But there weren’t any open parking spaces directly across from me, so she had to park a bit farther down the aisle.
While we just stood there and chatted for around fifteen minutes or so. Before the exact same spot that Hope was parked in earlier opened up. And before she tossed me my keys, Hope said. “Larry, you clean up nice.”
And I quickly replied. “My mother would always tell her friends that her boy’s cleaned up nice, so I guess she wasn’t wrong.”
While Hope was giggling, she slowly walked back to her car and moved it into her old spot. We had already agreed to wait five minutes after Hope parked, before we both started backing up again. And once that time elapsed, we made our move.
And just like magic, what happened almost four hours ago happened again. But this time when our bumpers kissed, Hope and I left our vehicles right there in the middle of the aisle and exchanged paperwork.
Plus this time, Hope actually handed me her credentials as well and asked someone to call the base police for us. I only wished that mine and Hope’s uglies were bumping while we were kissing instead of just our vehicles and bumpers having all the fun.
While we waited for the base police to arrive, I slowly scanned through Hope’s Paperwork. But because she also handed me her dependents ID card, I discovered that Hope was the daughter of a Colonel in the Marine Corps. And I instantly knew that she was way out of my league too. After all, here I was a lowly E-5 in the navy and Hope’s dad was an O-6 in the Marines or what we sailors would call a full bird Captain because of the eagle insignia.
Well anyway, I also found out that Hope was also born in January but on the eighth and that made her a full year plus a couple of weeks older than I was. And man, what I would give to have an older woman tell me what to do again like Fay did. Or to have Hope, teach me a few tricks like Helen and Lilly both did. Oh well, if it’s not to be, it just won’t happen between me and Hope.
When the base police showed up, Hope and I handed the two officers each other’s paperwork. And they took each of us aside to talk to us privately and individually. I basically told the officer the truth about buying the donuts and milk, but the timeline I told him was purely fabricated and actually four hours later then it was originally. Plus I guessed that Hope gave her Officer the same false timeline, because no tickets were ever issued.
Then with a few photos of our vehicles and the officers filling out field interview cards, said that we were both free to go. Which was fine except after we re-parked our cars, Hope and I just hung around a while longer and chatted some more.
And that’s also when I let the cat out of the bag by saying. “Hope, I’m very glad that you didn’t stop by earlier than you did. Because you would have caught me doing something really naughty and I don’t want you to remember me that way.”
Giggling, Hope simply said. “Larry, I can be pretty bad too, when I want to be. Why don’t you just show me, so my mind doesn’t drag me through the gutter wondering what the heck you were doing?”
Laughing now, I very quickly replied. “Maybe if we run into each other again someday, I will tell you. That is, if that day ever rolls around again.”
Hope, not giggling anymore, just said. “Remember sailor man, you still owe me big time.”
Now with that said, we both walked over to our cars and got in. Only this time, I waited until Hope was gone before I started backing my van up.
While I was backing out of my parking space, I thought. “I’m most likely never ever going to run into that girl again, meaning Hope of course, and what a shame.”
As I popped my 6th assorted donut into my mouth, I continued thinking. “These donuts just aren’t cutting it, I’m starving.”
And since it was well past 11 am, I sure as hell wasn’t going to get any sausage muffins with no egg either. But they did sell Mac Sandwiches or as their more commonly called Big Mac Burgers after 11 am. Plus with any luck, I might even be able to score some extra Mac Sauce on those burgers too.
So after leaving the Navy Exchange parking lot, I headed straight off base for the Burger Chain that sells Mac Burgers. And since I was already squeaky clean from head to toe, or as clean as baby whips and a toilet water bird bath can get. I decide to dine in, instead of just using the drive through and eating in my van again.
Plus because I had already eaten breakfast in here today, there was no way in hell that I was eating lunch in my van too. Not to mention the fact that I was still in the market for a new girlfriend. And the last time I checked, my van was currently fresh out of potential new Ex Girlfriends.
And as I pulled in, I started scanning the place out, just like Lance, Lilly and Helen taught me many years ago. There were only a dozen or so cars parked in the lot, and doing some simple math. After 12 in the afternoon, there had to be at least 6 employees working and a manager.
Then if none of them carpooled, that means that there are at least five customers in the joint. And most likely none of them would be young ladies looking to score a hot looking man. That is, unless today was finally going to start turning into a lucky day, or continue being an unlucky one. Because since Candee left, kissing bumpers was the only action that me and van have seen so far.
None the less, I parked my bright orange neon sign that was shaped just like a Ford E-100 Econoline van and walked inside. As I strolled in and to my dismay, I discovered that my calculations were just a tiny bit off. All because I didn’t take into account small children, since it was a school day.
But anyway, there were two couples; two gentlemen seated at separate tables and another young lady with three kids, all girls, which I guessed were all under the age of five because they weren’t in school. And with that quick observation that leads me to one of two possible conclusions.
One she was a stay at home single mom who liked to fuck, which was my first choice. Because if she was a stay at home married woman who liked to fuck, she would definitely be off my list of potential fuck-buddies.
Or my second choice was that she was a single woman who was just child-sitting for some family members while they worked. Rather then her being a married woman who was child-sitting for other family members while the worked, which would also knock her out of the race for becoming my next Ex Girlfriend.
But either way, I needed to sit close to her in order to find out more about this enticing and lovely young lady. Then after ordering a Mac Meal, a root beer, an extra Mac Burger with extra Mac sauce on both burgers. I sat down at a table directly across from her and started to take some mental notes.
She was in her mid to late 20’s or right around my age. She had dark brown hair that ended somewhere between the bottom of what appeared to be orange-sized breasts and her belly button. She also had pretty bright green eyes and while she remained seated, I couldn’t get a proper read on her height or weight.
But when I was just a few fries and two bites and into my first Mac Burger, the youngest of her three kids started throwing her French fries around and two of them landed right on my table. But even though we were seated at two completely different and unconnected tables, when the young lady got up I did too.
Then as she started to apologize for the child’s actions, but I quickly cut her off by saying. “If her fries were as soggy as mine are, I would throw them around too. But I’m supposed to be the adult here, so I can’t throw mine around like she did. And by the way, my name is Larry. What’s yours?”
As she started picking up all of the discarded fries, even off the floor, she polietely replied. Larry, my name is Joanne.”
And each time Joanne bent down, she gave me a nice down the blouse views of her partially white lace covered oranges. And when Joanne was finished gathering them up, I asked. “Maybe if I joined you, she wouldn’t throw them anymore, or so far?”
But Joanne very quickly replied. “I don’t think that would be a very good idea.”
So I simply said. “No problem, I will just move to another table and hopefully out of her throwing range.”
Plus I was also able to get a read on Joanne’s 5 foot 10 or 11 inch frame that reminded me of a pear, with a big bottom and a much smaller top. And Joanne also appeared to tip the scale at about 140 or 150 pounds. Because I was finally able to catch more than just a brief glimpse of Joanne’s complete silhouette, not to mention those three totally amazing down the blouse views that she gave me too.
But I also had a brand spanking new boner rapidly growing inside my jeans. Plus because of it, I had to take my time collecting my food and placing it on another table, which was completely across the aisle from Joanne’s current table.
And not only was it fully grown by the time I finished moving. But it was also becoming quite painful too, as well as leaving a very prominent bulge in the front of my 501’s. That I hoped Joanne was able to catch a couple of peeks at, if not an eyeful or two of my current state of arousal.
Then once I was finally seated again, I quickly looked around the room again as I thought. “Was she related to one the two dudes, or one of the two couples? Or was Joanne the wife, girlfriend or BFF of one of the employees here?”
Either way, Joanne was what I considered a swing and a miss for today. But so far and by my count anyway, only being able to kiss Hope’s bumper twice and now striking out with Joanne. Today wasn’t looking like it’s going to pan out being my lucky day after all.
But anyway, while I was looking directly at Joanne, I reached inside my jeans and gave my Big Mac and the boys a tiny squeeze while I straightened him out. Plus the entire time I was adjusting my package, I simply pretended that Joanne was doing it instead of me. With a few extra squeezes thrown in too, just for good measure, or just in case Joanne was actually watching me.
When I was finished taking care of the business at hand, continued eating my meal. Even still, as Joanne was getting ready to leave, I touched a French fry to my eyebrow and softly said. “Miss, enjoy the rest of your day.”
Then I quickly tossed it on the floor. And at least Joanne and the little girl were giggling when the four of them left McDonald's. Plus, it gave me a great idea for another song parody.
Throwing your fries or Soggy French fries, both are coined after Paul McCartney’s smash hit Live and Let Die. So if I ever seen Joanne again she just might let me fuck her for making up a song for her. Plus it could also keep her in the running for a potential fuck buddy, if not my next Ex Girlfriend too.
None the less, with Joanne and the kids in tow, they were the last group of folks to leave the burger chain before I did. And since they were already there before I walked in, it was only fair to leave after they did. While the two guys were replaced by an older couple that looked like they were in their middle to late fifties. And one of the two couples had a pair of older ladies in their late forties to early fifties take their place inside too.
But the older looking of the two had silver grey hair that ended just past her earlobes, so she was instantly named my Silver Fox. Partly because of her fully exposed neck that was begging me to lick, kiss and completely devour it. And my Silver Fox was about 5 foot 6 or 7 inches tall and appeared to tip the scale at 150 or 160 pounds. Plus she also had brown eyes with a healthy set of loose and very nicely sagging cantaloupes hidden underneath her shirt.
While the youngest of the pair had very dark brown hair, that looked like a poor dye job, so she was quickly named Dye Job. And if I even dared to touch her hair, I’m quite certain that my hands would be coated with a pretty good layer of dark brown hair dye. Her hair ended about 6 inches or so past her shoulders and she had big bright blue eyes.
Plus Dye Job was also just a bit shorter and much heavier then my Silver Fox was and could have been Silver Fox’s baby sister since she looked about 5 years younger too. Anyway, Dye Job looked to be about 5 foot 3 or 4 inches tall and could easily weight 170 or 180 pounds. Plus she also appeared to have a tightly packed set of grapefruits under her blouse, which quickly screamed boob job, loud and clear. So I quickly changed her name to Boob Job vice Dye Job.
Plus Boob Job’s big ass and big tits started to remind me of a much older version of Hope, with her huge Capital “S” figure and all. But it was my Silver Fox’s sagging tits that kept my wood up. And I quickly thought about using a pair of the pinch or squeeze style clothes pins on her nipples. Plus I just as quickly wondered if I could use the smaller indent which is intended for use on plastic or nylon clotheslines to trap her nipples with.
But the much larger indent, is used on the thicker cloth or sash cord version to trap them. Which was also the type of clothesline that I used to make up all of Gwen’s hobbling ropes and puppet strings with. And it was just too bad that it never dawned on me to add a few clothespins to Gwen’s puppet strings while we were out in public. Oh well, maybe next time and with another ex girlfriend.
Then I could have seen how many times I could wind up each of Gwen’s propellers blades. Because with a young natural breasted young lady like Gwen, I could see getting one maybe two complete spins due to the natural elasticity of the female nipple and breast. While girls who have had breast enhancement surgery, like Boob Job apparently did. All of that natural stretch or bounce is usually taken away with the replacement, plus you could easily tear a nipple off if one’s not careful.
But with my Silver Fox’s extra sagging breast tissue, I bet I could easily wind them up four or five times without any trouble at all. Then all I needed to do is find a way keep them wound up with a rubber band, a piece of string or a few more clothes pins. Or if she had a belly button piercing, like Kimberly did. I could easily attack the rubber bands to that instead,
And while I was fucking her, I could simply release or cut them at the proper moment. To help push her over the edge and either enhance or take her orgasm to the next level with. Plus because my Silver Fox was at least twice my age, maybe more, she could very easily teach me a thing or two about the proper way to please an older woman in the bedroom.
Or to at least start and keep her juices flowing with a little excitement and anticipation until we’re ready to get down to some serious fucking or other sexual related monkey business. Kind of like Fay, who liked to watch me jerk and absolutely loved to inhale the pungent aroma of my fresh sperm.
Anyway, as a third and much older couple walked in McDonald's. It was well past my time to exit before this place turned into senior’s night, or afternoon at the local Mickey Dee’s. So I grabbed my remaining soggy fries up off the table where I scattered them, and tossed them out with my tray too. And even though thinking about my Silver Fox kept my little chubby alive, watching senior’s night quickly drained all the blood out of the Big Mack in my pants.
I even tried to think about Joanne jumping my bones when I started singing my Soggy French fries song to her. While walking out to my van, and even that didn’t give me another boner to save my freaking life. Oh well, I guess that it was just the universe telling me that a romp with Joanne simply wasn’t going to happen.
Plus when I got inside my van, I even considered stripping out of my clothes and forcing myself to get a boner and bust a nut in the parking lot. But I just as quickly dismissed that idea as another one popped into my head.
If I’m going to get naked and sit in my van, why not do it someplace where Hope might see or catch me. So I raced back to the Navy Exchanges parking lot, unlocked all of my doors before stripping down to my birthday suit. Then I laid my naked ass down on the platform bed and prayed for Hope to swing by, climb inside and catch me.
And after laying there for well over and hour listening to music, I finally gave up on Hope too. Even still, I really took my time getting dressed, just in case Hope was simply running a bit late. But finally, as the digital clock in my overhead console showed me, I was here waiting for Hope for close to two hours now.
I quickly what a waste of time this dumb idea was. Because Hope never knew to meet me back here in the first place. So why in the hell would she randomly just show up looking for me? But I still ended up driving out of the parking lot extremely slow and as an added precaution, just to give hope one last chance. And when that idea also failed miserably, I decided to head back towards the base and the ship for a proper shower.
Because all of a sudden, I was starting to smell like baby wipes and a real shower would quickly get rid of my toilet water and the baby wipe bird bath that I had earlier. Then as I walked on-board, the place looked like a ghost town and even more so than it usually did on any given weekend that we were in port.
So without giving it a second thought, I stripped out of my jeans and t-shirt right there in front of my locker. Then I just grabbed my soap dish with a bar of coast soap inside and my flip flop or trusty pair of shower shoes. And very proudly walked into the head, water closet, bathroom, shower or whatever else you want to call it. But almost as soon as the water hit me and I began to lather up. I thought about Gwen and the very first time I took her out to dinner.
You see, Gwen was very proud of herself, that day when she got all of her paperwork back in order. Like her drivers license, car insurance and registration. So to celebrate, she bought herself a new dress, with a zipper in front of it and going from the collar all the way down to the hemline.
I only suggested that she get one and it wear for her old boyfriend, if they ever got back together again. Anyway, Gwen wanted to wear it and only it for me first. And almost as soon as we were seated and our hostess Diane took our drink order, leaving us with just the menus. I asked Gwen to unzip her dress for me as far as she dared to. But to my utter surprise, Gwen unzipped it all the way down and just sat like that during our entire meal.
And by the way our waiter Dale kept on ogling Gwen; I could have sworn that they were old friends. But they weren’t. Plus how many times I watched Dale walk completely out of his way, just to try and catch another glimpse of Gwen and her partially exposed body.
Then I thought to myself. “What if Gwen was also wearing three clothespins that evening too, would Dale have looked at her any differently, longer, harder? Or would he have tried to accidentally get Gwen to open up her dress just a little bit further by bumping into her. Just to get a peek at her added propeller blades or locate their anchor point?”
Because if I had only thought of it back then, I would have simply added a third clothespin with Gwen’s clitoris trapped within its jaws as an anchor point. Then after I wound up her propeller blades as far as I possibly could.
And I would have used some of Gwen’s puppet strings or rubber bands to hold those blades in place. By simply attaching them to that single anchor point centered right between Gwen’s legs. And hopefully the constant twisting and pressure would have just added a whole dimension to her constantly building excitement level while we sat there and ate.
Or what if I simply told Gwen to let Dale see just how far her propeller bladed nipples were wound up. To see exactly how tight her strings were pulling on both ends of the clothespin attached to that single anchor point. And with those two strings pulling outwards on each ear of that single anchor clothespin. The other end, the business end or the side with the jaws, would be pinching Gwen’s clit even harder between them.
Plus I'm pretty sure that Gwen would have easily shown Dale all of her lady bits. Along with anything that was attached to them, if I simply asked her too. But even without the clothespins attached and right after dinner, when we were in the restaurants parking lot. Gwen didn’t even wait for me to unlock my van before she was completely out of that dress and completely naked.
And she also had my jeans down around my ankles too, all because she wanted me to fuck her so bad. Not wanting to be the son of a bitch that I very easily could have been, by making Gwen wait until we got home before I fucked her. I just grabbed a hold of her other leg after she got one knee up inside my van and held her there. Then I simply started finger fucking her right there in the parking lot and in view of anyone who was in the parking lot at the time.
And during the five or six minutes that I was doing so, I managed to kick off my sneakers, jeans and t-shirt too. Then after tossing all of our discarded clothing inside my van, I soon followed them and physically started fucking the shit out of Gwen doggie style with both side doors still wide open.
Which in hind-sight, I was glad that I didn’t close the doors. Because I didn’t even finish fucking her, when Gwen quickly pushed me away and grabbed her zippered dress off the floor. Then while Gwen was putting it back on, she started running towards the restaurant again. And she just managed to zip it back up before she walked in the front door.
Now with all those times that my parents told us kids to go to the bathroom before we went anywhere in mind. They also could have easily helped Gwen out and would have come in handy for her today too. Although, I did get to cum inside Gwen before she got to go back inside the restaurant. Just watching her trying to get dressed while running, was well worth it.
But since Gwen passed on both opportunities to use the restroom or empty her bladder when she could have. The first time was when we arrived and I asked if she had to go. But when she passed, I asked her to unzip her dress as far as she dared to and to keep it unzipped until we got ready to leave.
Then I asked her again, when we finished eating, if she needed to use the powder room before we left. But Gwen simply said that she was fine. But she really needed to get fucked and the sooner the better. So Gwen passed on that opportunity too. And the entire time we were together, I never let her forget it either.
Because from that point on, whenever we were about to engage in sexual activities, I always asked Gwen if she needed to powder her nose, pop a squat or take a dump. Before I tied her up or stuck my dick inside her pussy or mouth. And each and every time I asked her, Gwen would simply giggle and say. “No Larry, I’m good!”
Plus during the entire time that we were together and the other times that Gwen wore that dress out to dinner or to see a movie, her little restaurant incident never happened again. But I did tell Gwen that if we ever found a restaurant with glass tabletops, she was not only going to be wearing that very same dress again. But with the added stipulation that she would also have the handle of one of her many hair brushes stuffed into her pussy while we ate too.
And without a place-mat to hide underneath, our waiter or waitress would be able to clearly see it sticking out of her twat every time they removed her plate from the table. But we never did manage to find one before I had to deploy. So that little wish or desire of mine still remains unfulfilled to this date.
As I watched my freshly expended cum slowly make its way towards the drain, I finished up my shower. And because I deliberately left my towel in my locker, I walked back out towards it dripping wet. Then standing there, I took my time drying off and getting dressed again.
And because I still didn’t see hind or hair of another living soul, I decided to head up towards the mess decks, chow hall or dining room to see what was for dinner. I just hoped, no pun intended, that it wasn’t sliders. Because I already had two Big Macs for lunch earlier and didn’t want to have two more of them for dinner as well.
Fortunately for me, it was chicken pot pie, egg noodles, simmered peas and cornbread, along with a fresh salad bar, assorted fruits and white sheet cake for desert. After grabbing something to drink, because jerking off knocks the wind out of you sometimes.
The ship started to spring back to life again. Later I found out that they had just finished having a fire drill and were up in one of the hanger bays holding their post fire drill critique. And that’s why the ship looked like a ghost town when I got here.
But I still managed to sneak in a jerk off session and being naked on a ship full of guys for almost ten minutes without being disturbed. Now in my book, that’s what I would consider a lucky day, though sticking my dick in Joanne would have easily trumped it. Since I still had well over an hour until dinner, I decided to climb into my rack until than and catch a nooner or what some of us sailors referred to as an afternoon nap.
So I kicked off my Converse All Stars and still wearing my jeans and t-shirt, I set my alarm and went to bed. And as soon as my alarm went off, I hopped out of bed, threw my sneakers back on, took a leak and went up to the Mess Decks to grab some chow. As I slowly made my way to the front of the line, I thought about one of the few times that I stood here like this with Lance, Lilly and Helen. And we were surrounded by guys, while the girls were only wearing trench or raincoats with nothing on underneath them.
The first time was when the ship was having meatloaf, while the second and finale time was when the ship was having surf and turf or steak and lobster tails. And I got to finger fuck Helen both times with a room full of guys either sitting all around us or standing right next to the table talking. But that was a long time ago, on a different ship and in a different home port.
But I still wanted to do that again, right here with Hope. Who was the dependent daughter of a Colonel in the Marine Corps. And I wanted to do it this time, on this ship and on this Naval Base in Charleston South Carolina. The only problem was that I wasn’t currently seeing or dating Hope. In fact, I wasn’t seeing or dating anyone at the time. So with the fully erect boner was now in my pants, I vowed to try and change that tonight.
Now that I was at the front of the line, I asked the Food Service Attendant (FSA) or Mess Crank (Crank), at least that’s what we called the sailors who helped the cooks out on a daily basis. Which to be quite honest with you all reading this, wasn’t a bad gig at all if you were an E-4 or below. Except for the E-5 or E-6 that was usually assigned as the Mess Decks Master at Arms, who was actually in charge and responsible for all the FSA’s or Cranks. Though you still had to work on and keep up with your original department and divisional qualifications and training requirements too.
But all in all, while the ship was in port, you got to go home every night with no duty days. And while the ship was underway, you didn’t have to stand any watches either. The only down side was that your days started earlier then everyone else did and sometimes were longer too.
And I totally loved both times I had to do so, with my first 90 day stint being mostly underway. While during my second tour, as it was sometimes called, the ship was in port the entire 90 days that I was assigned to work on the mess decks.
Anyway when it was my turn to place my order, I asked Charlie, the FSA to simply fill my tray with as much buttered noodles and chicken pot pie that he could. Without getting yelled at by one of the cooks then just toss the simmered peas right on top of that. You see, not only were the cooks worried about running out of food before everyone got a chance to eat.
But they were also under pressure to keep the portion sizes small in order to keep the sailors waistlines small at the same time. Also at some commands, they were working with professional nutritionists in an effort to help make healthier meals and food choices for us to eat as well.
And to Charlie’s credit, he practically gave me a double portion of everything that I requested. In fact, it was so much food that I had to skip the salad and desert just to finish it all. This wasn’t my first or the last unhealthy meal choice that I made while I served in the navy.
Plus since I was just killing time anyway, I took my time eating and cleaning my plate too. So after finishing dinner and with my dream about Hope, along with my before dinner boner still a distinct memory. I went down to the head or bathroom to take a dump. Or as Sheri liked to call the bathroom that she shared with Karen and Mike, her library, her study or her reading room.
Then around fifteen minutes later, I was walking down the pier towards my van. A short time after that, I was back on the road again, heading off base and for parts unknown. You see I was out looking for an adventure and a place to simply hang out for a while. And if it was for just a few hours, all night or with any luck to hopefully find my next ex girlfriend, then so be it.
So I guess in a very sad or funny sort of way, my bad streak with broads, booze and bars still holds true whether I was drunk or stone cold sober. Well anyway, here’s a second beginning of the next chapter in my dating life, with Hope’s chapter being the first one.
When Hope and I left the bar hand in hand, we headed straight for the parking lot and my van. Once inside and we were both seated in the back two pedestal chairs, I asked. “Care for a root beer?”
As I took the top off my step cooler and reached inside. And even though Hope already had a couple of sodas inside the bar, she softly said. “Sure, why not?”
Then while taking a cold one out for myself, I handed Hope one too. Then I replaced the cover of the step cooler. Almost immediately Hope continued saying. “Larry, of all the things that I thought you were doing in here, drinking a soda never once entered my mind.”
Laughing back at her, I softly replied. “You’re right; drinking a soda was not what I was doing. Just promise me that you won’t throw the can at me.”
Now it was Hope’s turn to laugh, as she quickly replied. “Why on earth would I do that?”
After slowly unbuttoning my 501 jeans and pushed them down over my ass and knees, where gravity pulled them straight to the floor. I pulled my t-shirt off over my head and kicked my legs free, and softly said. “Because some girls think that this is totally disgusting.”
Then I changed seats by sitting down on the carpeted top of my now completely hidden step cooler and said. “When I was completely naked like I am right now, I started jerking off, like this. While I secretly hoped that you would show up and give me a hand. That is, once you caught me red handed with a fist full of cock like I’m doing right now.”
This time it was Hope’s turn to clear her throat before saying. “I’ve never seen a Chippendale dancer before, let alone had my very own personal one performing for me.”
As Hope inched closer to me in her seat, she was less then three feet away from me. And she had a ring side seat to the live sex show that I performed for her eyes only. Although I couldn’t help thinking about Hope’s younger sister Faith sitting right next to her and watching the action too.
But it was only Hope, who just sat there and remained quite during my entire two or three minute show. After I finished cleaning up, I softly said. “I did that twice, wishing that you were here with me.”
Letting this tiny little gasp escape her lips, Hope quickly replied. “Well Larry, I’m here now. And I think that I have way too many clothes on right now. But if you help me get out of some of them, I believe that I can assist you too.”
Letting go of my cock, I quickly replied. “That is totally up to you to decide. And Hope, once again I’m putting all of my cards out in the middle of the table. Because just for the record, I jerked off twice. And both times, I was thinking about getting all ten of my fingers tangled up in your thick curly blonde hair. Now Hope, do you still want to give me that hand?”
Giggling, Hope quickly replied. “Larry, I think I have too many clothes on for that. But if you give me a hand first, would just seeing me in my bra and panties work for you? Because I’m kind of old fashioned and wouldn’t want you to see me naked on our first date.”
Giggling back at Hope, I simply replied. “But Hope, our first date was the second time our bumpers kissed in the Navy Exchange parking lot. And we officially met when our bumpers lightly caressed each other, three hours earlier. So this would technically be considered our third date, if we were actually keeping track.”
Laughing this time, Hope just said. “I have never let any of my other boyfriends wait three dates before they saw me naked before.”
So slowly, one layer at a time, I peeled away Hope’s clothing. And as I exposed each new piece of fresh skin, I made sure that I caressed, licked, kissed or nibbled on it before moving on to the next piece of clothing. And when I took Hope’s bra off, I got to see Hope’s grapefruit-sized breasts.
With the big light brown sand dollar-sized areolas with the darker brown nipples that were attached and almost centered on each of her tits. And I spent some extra time softly caressing them, while I was sucking on her sweet nipples.
Plus that’s also when Hope softly said. “Larry; I’m sorry that it took me so long to get naked for you. I wasn’t keeping track as closely as you were.”
But once I pulled Hope’s panties down to her knees, all was forgiven as I gasped and quickly said. “I bet that I could just as easily get my fingers tangled up down here for days too.”
As Hope’s pale blonde and well trimmed muff instantly reminded me of how Linda’s much longer, thicker and older curly blonde bush looked. Now with me and Hope kneeling in my van, I kissed her and grabbed a handful of both her upper and lower set of curls.
And when Hope was completely naked too, she softly asked. “Larry, you did say twice, right?”
As I let a giggle escape my lips, I quickly replied. “Yes, I did that twice.”
Then as our tongues faced off in her mouth, I clenched my fists and trapped Hope’s hair within them. After around five minutes or so passed and our lips finally parted, it was Hope’s turn to laugh, as she simply said. “Larry, can we do this up on the bed there? Because I want you finish on me instead of in a wad of tissues again.”
As I lightly patted the top of the platform bed, I quickly replied. “Then hop on up here and make yourself comfortable.”
And after Hope did exactly that. I joined her up there and kneeled right next to her. And now with the tip of my soft dick hanging right over her belly button, I started jerking off for Hope again.
Except this time, while I was playing with myself, Hope was diddling herself too. And this was also the first of many times that we mutually masturbated in front of each other. While other times, Hope and I would simply get each other off, without actually having intercourse.
And as we I neared the six minute mark, I quickly asked. “I’m almost ready, is it still ok to cum on you?”
With that now said Hope stopped diddling herself and gently removed my hand from around my swollen shaft. Then she moved my hand down between her legs and softly said. “If you finish me, I’ll finish you.”
And I started to play how many fingers and rubbing her clit for a few seconds before each additional finger was inserted. Hope took her sweet old time before she started stroking my cock again.
But once I started to try and shove my pinky finger in Hope’s love cannel too. My thumb was still lightly twitching against her clit.
When Hope started to have her orgasm, she soaked my hand not to mention the bed too. Then she quickly started pulling my pud until I filled her belly button with my freshly made nut nectar.
After I laid down right beside her, Hope and I both started to dip our fingers into the pool of cum centered on her abdomen. Then we began touching each other all over with our cum soaked fingertips.
Hope even let me touch her eyebrows and the tip of her nose with some. And when she pressed her fingertip to my lips, they instantly parted and began sucking on my tasty little treat.
Although I wasn’t sure if Hope would reject the offer or not, but I decided to give it a try anyway. And not only to the set surrounding her mouth, but with her southern pair of lips too.
So I started with her northern set, but when I brought my first finger full of my nut nectar up to Hope’s lips. They soon parted to eagerly accept my milky white gift. But at least I knew that Hope was a cocksucker and like to swallow it too. And the more I finger fed her, the more she anticipated my next offer. So for my next trick, I decide to switch things up a bit.
While Hope was still feeding me fingers full of cum, I faked that I was about to give her another taste. But I quickly pulled my hand away from her open mouth and went her southern set of lips instead.
Then after easily sliding two digits between her labia lips, I just as quickly removed them. And I offered to give her northern set of lips a sample of our combined expelled sexual juices.
And to my complete surprise, Hope parted her lips to accept this gift as well. Then I started alternating between Hope’s lips and mine. As I made well over a dozen or so round trips between Hope’s labia lips and ours.
So I also knew that she was at least open to the idea of kissing me after I ate her out. Plus Hope might even be willing to let me kiss her with a mouth full of cum too. When I finished fucking her and sucking all of my cum out of her snatch afterwards.
After Hope and I finished playing, around fifteen or twenty minutes passed by. Then Hope suddenly asked. “Larry, can we go back inside? I have to pee and you can buy me another drink, this time with a little Alcohol in it.”
And I was totally shocked at Hope’s boldness, especially after she’s had cum spots all over her body. But I also wasn’t going to look this gift horse in the mouth either, so I simply replied. “Just tell me what you want and it shall be yours.”
As Hope thought about it for just a few seconds, she quickly said. “How about a Jack and coke, then a fuck after that?”
With my mouth still hanging partially open at Hope’s request, I softly asked. “Would you like to find a hotel or is my van ok?”
Giggling back at me, Hope just said. “Your van will do for tonight. Just not every night, because sometimes a young lady just likes to get dressed up for her man. And she also likes to be pampered once in while too.”
As I very quickly replied. “Dressed up or undressed, in a hotel or in my van, in your driveway or the park. You can have me anyway and anywhere you want me. And I will always pamper you too.”
After laughing at me this time, Hope finally said. “Unless you have a death wish, my parent’s driveway is the last place on earth that we can have sex. But anywhere else, is ok with me.”
Now it was my turn to laugh, as I quickly asked. “How about in the exchange parking lot then, since that’s where we officially met in the first place?”
As we started getting dressed, Hope giggled again and said. “You wouldn’t dare?”
Still laughing, I quickly replied.” You’re going to rue the day you said that. Because I almost started jerking off after we sat down at the table while your sister was with us.”
Not laughing or giggling anymore Hope simply said. “I dare you to jerk off in the bar while I’m sipping my drink.”
After I pulled my t-shirt back on and opened the side door, I just said. “I’ll take little Ricky out in the bar, but I dare you to start jerking him off.”
Letting a little giggle escape her lips, Hope asked. “Larry, why do you call your dick Little Ricky?”
Giggling now myself, I simply replied. “He’s Little Ricky or Ricky the Dragon.” I just failed to inform her that his full name was Ricky the Dragon Steamboat after the famous Professional Wrestler of the same name.
As I helped Hope get out of my van, she was still giggling, when she asked. “Then why do you call him Ricky the Dragon?”
And with as straight a face that I could muster at the time, I just replied. “Because sometimes he likes to spit his fire at new girls I meet.”
Laughing now, as Hope put her hand over the crotch of my jeans, she softly said. “He’s not so bad. I kind of like him. Plus he seems to growing on me or right now. Or should I say, growing under me.”
Still laughing, I said. “I think he likes you too, especially since you promised to jerk him off inside the bar tonight.”
Trying to back pedal her way out of it, Hope quickly replied. “I never promised to do that. I dared you to do that.”
As I opened the front door to the bar, and again looking at Hope with a straight face, I just said. “Potato, patato, tomato, tamato, it’s all the same thing. And while you’re in the bathroom, I’ll try to find us a table and order us those drinks.”
While Hope was away, I packed us out a secluded table in one of the darker corners of the bar. After being seated, I flagged down Debbie and ordered a Jack and coke for Hope and a ginger ale with a twist of lime for me. And once Debbie left, I unbuttoned the fly of my 501’s and pulled my still semi-hard dick out and waited for Hope to arrive,
Then low and behold, Hope returned before our drinks did. And once she was also seated, I took her hand and put it directly on Ricky’s fully exposed neck and head. Quickly removing it, Hope whispered just before Debbie returned with our order. “I dare you to do that closer to the front door.”
As Debbie set our drinks on the table, I softly said.” I’m game if you are, but just remember. Your name will be on the police report too, and right next to mine.”
After I handed Debbie an Alexander Hamilton and told her to keep the change. She just stood there slacked jawed for a few extra minutes, hoping that I would elaborate on the topic a little bit more. But since I didn’t, Debbie lost interest and moved on to other tables. But Hope on the other hand, also slack jawed herself. But sitting very quietly, finally said. “Then never mind.”
As I slowly started to put Little Ricky away, I simply said. “It’s your loss then, not mine.”
After Hope took a sip of her liquid courage, she asked. “How’s it my loss and not yours?”
So I quickly replied. “You see Hope; I suffer from ED or Erectile Dysfunction. And the more times I can bust nut before having sex, the longer I can last during it. And since I’ve only busted two nuts so far tonight, I might last anywhere from around five to seven minutes. But if I can sneak in another nut or two before we start. I should be able to make love to you for about ten minutes, if not longer.”
Giggling now, Hope softly asked. “Larry, that’s not true, is it? You’re just saying that to get me to jerk you off in here aren’t you? And how come I’ve never heard of this before?”
Sill keeping a straight face, I simply said. “Yes Hope, its true and no, I not just telling you this so you will jerk me off in the bar here. Plus I’ve been struggling with this little dilemma since I was thirteen and half years old, and when I busted my very first nut.
This time it was Hope with a straight face when she said. “Wow, you started young. I didn’t start having sex until I was sixteen.”
Giggling now, I confessed. “Yes, I thirteen and a half years old when I jerked off for the first time and busted a nut. But it wasn’t until I was seventeen that a girl finally busted my cherry.”
Laughing too, Hope also confessed. “Then I’ve got you beat. I popped my own cherry with my mom’s hairbrush when I was just twelve, but I didn’t get laid until I was sixteen.
Still laughing, I asked. “Did you ever give your mom back her hairbrush?”
Giggling, Hope simply replied. “Nope, I just threw it tin the trash. And my mom never knew what happened to it.”
Since we were sitting there and confessing our early preteen sins, I continued by saying. “Yah, my mom had a favorite wig that I jerked off in at least a dozen times, until I threw it away too.”
Holding her hand in front of her mouth, Hope softly asked. “You didn’t?”
And I quietly replied. “Yes, I did.”
Once Hope realized that we were more alike then not, she reached under the table and started to slowly unbutton my jeans. And with a now soft little Ricky firmly in her grasp, Hope started jerking me off.
Then while we continued talking, drinking and confessing our past sins to each other, in a matter of minutes Hope had a very stiff Little Ricky in her hands. And about eight minute later, I busted my third nut right in Hope’s hot little hand for the second time tonight.
After my balls were completely drained, we used our drink napkins to do a quick little clean-up. Then I buttoned myself back up before excusing myself and headed towards the men’s room for a more thorough cleanup.
And while standing in one of the stalls, I gave myself a quick bird bath after flushing the commode three times. Then I used a bunch of toilet tissue to dry off with in the commode, I flushed it once again. After headed over to the sink to wash my hands, I soon rejoined Hope at the table.
But to my complete surprise, Hope ordered us a second round of drinks and they were already sitting on the table waiting for me. So I asked. “How much do I owe you for the drinks?”
And Hope quickly replied. “The Drinks are on me, if you let me do that to you one more time? Looking confused for a brief moment or until Hope started to unbutton my jeans again. Then I softy said. “Miss you can do that to me anytime or anyplace you like. But please don’t do it in front of your father, because I don’t have a death wish.”
Giggling back at me, Hope jerked me off for the third time. And because she kept starting and stopping, I was shocked when I lasted for well over twenty minutes. Guessing that Hope was just as shocked as I was, she just said. “Larry, I think I just cured your erectile dysfunction. All you need to do is fuck me for a few minutes then take a break for just as long. And I bet you can easily last for a half hour or more.”
Not wanting to blow the wind out of Hope’s sails, especially when she still had my cock in her hand. And Hope wasn’t my first rodeo, I just said. “I never thought about trying that. And you might be on to something.”
Although I firmly believe that it would most likely be due to the four previously busted nuts that I’ve had in the last hour or so. Instead of randomly starting and stopping in the middle of making love. But that approach can’t hurt either. And the true judge of that would be during our first fuck of the day, and not the fifth busted nut of the evening.
Anyway, I simply said. “You know; if you’re right about this. We’ll have to start touring the country and let everyone in world know how to cure ED. And we can give live demonstrations in dive bars like this one in every city that we visit.”
With my fly still unbuttoned, I took Hope’s hand and lightly started kissing it. When I was finished, I softly said. “Just think; that was the hand that just cured thousands of men with an Erectile Dysfunction.”
Laughing at me, Hope pulled her hand free and said. “Go clean yourself up, so we can see if you’re cured or not.”
After I buttoned up and stood. I softly asked. “What about giving Little Ricky and the people here at the bar a live demonstration, while I’m standing right next to you?”
Slowly shaking her head from side to side, Hope quickly replied. “I don’t think that would be a very good idea. And when my father has to bail me out, I don’t think he’ll like it either. So hurry up, I don’t have all day to wait for you.”
Guessing that Hope was horny as hell for her part in all this, I surely didn’t want her to cool down any. So by the time I hit the men’s room this time. My fly was already unbuttoned and I grabbed some paper towels off the counter on my way to the stall.
And without even latching the door, my jeans were pooled down around my ankles and I started my bird bath. Then about three minutes later I gave the toilet its final flush and pulled my jean back up. And I was on my way to the sink to wash my hands. Then I finally buttoned my 501’s before I actually stepped back out into the bar.
Once in the taproom, Hope was waiting for me just outside the men’s room, where she kissed me and said. “My turn, I’ll be right back.”
And since there weren’t that many ladies in the bar besides the waitresses, the ladies room didn’t have a line for Hope to wait in. Matter of fact, there was only one other lady in the bar that I could see. And because I didn’t do my usual Lance, Lilly and Helen surveillance of the place when we walked back in.
The two dozen or so guys that were sitting here could have easily seen what Hope was doing to me under the table, both times. But while Hope was in the ladies room, I was half tempted to join her there. And because this wasn’t the first bathroom or ladies room that I’ve been naked in. I seriously doubted that it would be my last one too.
You see, the first one was my own bathroom the day that Nancy started babysitting us and I busted my first nut. Then it was at Fay’s house when she caught me naked and jerking off. And it quickly snowballed from there. And she wanted me to start jerking off in the bathroom at school, while I was only wearing her undergarments or sleepwear. Then it was Helen and Lilly left me stranded naked in various ladies room at the mall. And I was jerking off while random strangers were sitting in the stalls right next to me.
But it was Emily who took that one step farther after I told her a story about this one night while I was jerking off over her cantaloupe-sized tits. When she started having me stand naked and jerk off for a few of her friends.
And Emily would also had me lick my cum up off the ground and floor for them too. Plus because Emily liked the taste of it too, she made me keep it in my mouth until I kissed her. Or Emily would have me show her friends that I liked to have cum in my mouth, while we were out in public.
None the less, I decided against joining Hope in the ladies room. But she soon rejoined me and we both stepped back out into the night once again. And once we were both safely inside my van, with the door locked behind us. Hope and I started to get undressed again.
And when Hope was naked, she started playing with Little Ricky again before she climbed up in the middle of the platform bed. Where she spread her legs wide and waited for me to join her there. Then a short time later, I started playing with her naked body too. As I stuck two fingers deep into her womanhood and started to slowly probe her depths. And at the very same time, I locked one of her nipples between my lips and started to gently suck on it.
Then I moved over to the other nipple, to do the same. Before I put the entire weight of my body on Hope’s much smaller frame. And again to my surprise, Hope wiggled around underneath me for a few minutes. Until she had Little Ricky properly positioned just outside of her warm, wet and inviting womanhood.
And once she lifted and wrapped her legs around the small of my back. Letting Little Ricky easily slide right inside Hope’s still very well lubricated fuzzy little pink snapper. But with Hope just holding me and Little Ricky there, we couldn’t do anything except enjoy the ride.
Then in an attempt to tip the scales in my favor, just a little bit. And before Hope decided to wrap her arms around my neck too, I pinned both her arms above her head with one hand.
Then reaching around my back with my other hand, I grabbed one of Hope’s ankles and unlocked her legs. And after wiggling my ass slightly from side to side, making sure that my cock was buried deep inside her. I gave Hope five slow and steady thrusts in and out.
And I started using Helen’s Mississippi counting system for her kegel squeezes. Only I adapted them for the brief waiting period before I started fucking Hope again by counting. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. And right before I could continue saying four, Hope started laughing her freaking ass off right below me.
Which to be quite honest with all of you reading this, it was just a little bit distracting. So not thinking, I asked. “What’s so funny?”
When Hope finally stopped laughing, she simply said. “I didn’t know that we were going back to grade school when we lost our virginity and were counting using Mississippi’s again.”
But now that I saw Hope’s point, with a guy whose suppose to making love to you starts counting using the one Mississippi method. That could be very distracting too. So I quickly asked. “Would you prefer that I count to myself?”
Laughing at me again, Hope simply said. “If that’s what you need to do to last longer, who am I to stop you? Just as long as you can ignore my sudden outbursts of laughter too, I think I can live with that.”
And with that said, I continued saying. “Since this is our first time of the many sexual encounters that I hope will soon follow. We’ll jut have to play this one by ear. Now where was I?
Still laughing, Hope softly said. “I think it was one Mississippi.”
Giggling back at her, I simply said. “I believe that I was well past that. But no matter, sometimes you have to start back a square one when you’re with a beautiful young lady.”
Still giggling, Hope replied. “Even when you were with me and my sister earlier. You always knew exactly what to say. Larry, do you have a sixth sense or something?”
And with as straight a face as one could get in the middle of making love, I softly said. “Nope, I just think about what I want to hear at the same moment and tell my partner what I want to hear. And hopefully, it’s what they want to hear at the moment too. Plus, I’ve never been slapped for saying what’s on my mind either.”
Even though my platform bed was almost completely surrounded by wood paneling, I gently knocked on my own head while I softly saying, “Knock on wood.”
Then I started counting all over again while saying, “One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi , five Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi.”
Then I started fucking Hope all over again, to that very same rhythm of my Mississippi count. Except that they were silent ones as I slowly thrust Little Ricky in on the odd numbers and slowly pulled him out again on the even numbers.
And by our fourth complete cycle, Hope was doing all the counting for us. And she was doing it for both the resting and the love making cycles too. Then somewhere between our fifty third and our fifty fourth complete cycle, Little Ricky finally had enough and spilled his guts deep inside Hope. But I continued to thrust and rest until the Dragon slid out of Hopes dripping wet pussy altogether.
Then almost as soon as I released Hope’s arms, she had them locked tight around my neck, while her legs were wrapped just as tightly around my waist again. And we just laid there kissing for almost another ten or fifteen minutes before Hope broke her lip lock and softly said. “Larry that was absolutely the best fuck that I ever had. And to be quite honest with you, I never thought that making love to a sailor would be so wonderful. Plus it reminded me of all the stories my dad used to tell us about when he went to Officer Candidates School (OCS) where everything was drilled into your head over and over again. Except that you were drilling Little Ricky into my pussy over and over again.”
Now with a comparison like that, who was I to argue with her. So I just held Hope a little tighter against my body and said. “Baby, it was all you. And I was just there to make sure that you enjoyed yourself from start to finish.”
Giggling again, Hope softly said. “If it wasn’t so late, I would ask you to fuck me like that again. And I might even let you do it in my driveway too. But my dad likes to jog around the neighborhood at night before he goes to bed, so I really don’t think it would be a very good idea. And can a girl just get a rain check instead?”
Giggling back at her, before I softly whispered in her ear. “Miss, I’ll fuck you like that anytime you’re naked and anyplace you take you clothes off. Plus it doesn’t matter to me if it’s in your driveway or your dad’s office. If you’re willing to take you clothes off, I’m perfectly willing to get my ass kicked by your father because of it.”
Still giggling, Hope quickly replied. “I can think of a thousand places that we can make love without getting your ass kicked for it. But right now, I think I’d better be getting home.”
So with that said Hope and I got up and started getting dressed. And when the first part of that was completed, it took us a bit longer to get dressed. Because I held her tight against me and kissed Hope in between each article of clothing that she put back on. And once Hope was completely dressed, I finally put my clothes back on too.
Then we both climbed back into the front of my van and headed back towards the base. Then about forty-five minutes or so later, we were both showing our ID cards to the gate sentry. And after about another ten minutes, I pulled up in front of Hope’s parent’s base housing in the Officer Quarters area of the base.
Then being the nice little Italian boy from a good family that I am, I got out first and opened the door for her. And after a very brief hug and kiss, Hope started to slowly walk up to the front door, before disappearing inside. As I waited right there curbside until Hope was safely inside her house before getting back into my van and leaving.
And since both of us decided to meet again tomorrow, and in the exchange parking lot too. I went straight down to the piers and back to my ship, to get some rest myself. Because who in the hell knows what tomorrow and Hope have in store for me. Especially when she was just as naughty as I was.
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