The meaning of the name Gwen is Blessed Ring.
The origin of the name Gwen is Welsh.
Other variations: Short for the name Gwendolyn
I had a girl friend I call Gwen
Who loved fucking my big Ben
She would ride cowgirl
So I could watch her ass swirl
Then we would start all over again
Gwen was girl friend number six
Who used sex as an easy fix
Hot off the grill with cheese
Did not make her a sleaze
As long as I didn't take any pics
We use real butter (Heavy) when preparing all of our grilled cheese sandwiches. If you prefer that we use margarine (Light) instead of butter, just insert the word light before the sandwich's name. Can I get a (Light) Classic Grilled Cheese? All of our sandwiches are cooked to order open-face style then assembled prior to serving, so that all of the extras are safely tucked right in the middle of your sandwich.
Then to take any of our Grilled Cheese Sandwiches totally over the top, just us to Pork it Up for you. And we’ll add a layer of bacon right off the grill to you sandwich. But if you prefer turkey bacon instead, just tell us to Fowl it Up for you.
Let me say this, once you’ve had a Classic Grilled Cheese Sandwich or an All-American Grilled Cheese Sandwich with bacon. You’ll never look at another grilled cheese sandwich the same way again.
Try one of our specialty grilled cheese sandwiches include the following. But please feel free to invent your own Signature Grilled Cheese Sandwich. And if we like it too, we’ll add it to the menu with your name on it.
White, Wheat, Rye, Pumpernickel, Sourdough, Whole Grain or Multi Grain. On flat bread, Pita, Baguette, Panini, Chabata or wraps (Plain or Whole Wheat). On a Sub roll (round or long) or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the bread for your Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
American (white or yellow), Swiss, Baby Swiss, Colby Jack, Pepper Jack, Muenster, Provolone, Mozzarella, Asiago, Feta, Gouda, Limburger, Cheese Wiz, Havarti, Aged Cheddar, Lady Blue or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the cheese for your Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
Made with one slice of white American cheese and one slice of yellow American cheese.
Two slices of yellow or two slices white American cheese and grilled to perfection.
One slice of Swiss cheese and one slice of baby Swiss cheese with a layer of our homemade coleslaw piled in between them.
A slice of provolone cheese and a slice of Asiago cheese grilled using our homemade garlic butter until the cheese begins to melt.
Then each sandwich is cut into quarters and served with a side of our signature sauce.
Our Classic Grilled Cheese or All American Grilled Cheese made with Texas toast and double the cheese
Two slices of pepper jack cheese with a layer of sliced jalapeno peppers between them.
Two slices of Pepper Jack or Colby Jack cheese with a layer of our oven cooked bacon between them.
Two slices of Pepper Jack or Colby Jack cheese with a layer of our oven cooked turkey bacon between them.
One slice of Colby Jack and one slice of Pepper jack and grilled to perfection.
One slice of Pepper Jack cheese and one slice of Baby Swiss cheese. And while this one is on the grill, Pepper Jack will invade all of Baby Swiss's holes for maximum penetration and tantalize your taste buds.
One slice of either White or Yellow American cheese and one slice of Asiago cheese or Provolone Cheese.
One slice of Muenster cheese and one slice of Swiss or Baby Swiss cheese and only separated by a thin layer of Dijon mustard.
We start out with two slices of Yellow or White American cheese with slices of hearty beefsteak tomatoes. Then we add three strips of our oven fried bacon (Pork it Up) or turkey bacon (Fowl it Up).
Two slices of Yellow or one slice of Yellow and one slice of White or two slices of White American cheese is all that stands between one slice of Provolone or Asiago cheese and one slice of Swiss or Baby Swiss cheese.
Select any three cheeses plus any three breads. Then we grill it for you, until its golden brown. And if you want real bacon, just tell us to Pork it Up or to Fowl it Up, if you prefer the turkey bacon instead.
Lastly, we’ll finish your sandwich off any way you like it with one of our Standard Finishers. Which are listed below along with our Homemade Coleslaw.
You get all seventeen cheeses plus three breads, of your choice. Then it’s all grilled to perfection. And if you want real bacon, just tell us to Pork it Up or to Fowl it Up, if you prefer the turkey bacon instead.
Lastly, we’ll finish your sandwich off the way you like it, with one of our Standard Finishers listed below.
Fresh – Slowly blended egg whites and EVOO create fresh Homemade Mayonnaise.
Mayo – Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise.
Real – Kraft Real Mayonnaise.
Whip – Miracle Whip Salad Dressing.
No Fat – Hellmann's Fat Free Mayonnaise.
Free – Kraft Fat Free 1,000 Island Salad Dressing.
Yellow – French’s Yellow Mustard.
Brown – Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.
Dijon – Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard.
Horse – Heinz Premium Horseradish Sauce.
Oil – EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) mixed with both Red and White Wine Vinegar.
The LOT Finisher
Which includes (Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s.
The STOP Finisher
Which offers (Spinach, hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions along with Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers).
The PLOTS Finisher
That combines both the LOT and STOP finishers without double tomato's and onions. But still includes (Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers, Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s and Spinach).
Unless of course you want us to add double onions and tomatoes to your Grilled Cheese Sandwich. If so, then just ask us for the STOP/LOT finisher instead.
Starting out with a coleslaw base, we combine 4 cups of shredded cabbage to 4 cups of shredded red cabbage. Then add 2 cups of coarsely chopped bell peppers (green, red and yellow) and about 2 cups of shredded carrots.
Then we add about 2 tablespoons of sugar, 2 tablespoons of lemon juice to a teaspoon of both salt and pepper. Lastly, we cover our homemade coleslaw base in a glass bowl in the fridge to marry all the flavors together. And once your order is placed, we add the final ingredient; you’re favorite spread. After removing a standard sized ice cream scoop of our slaw-base, we add one tablespoon of your spread selection and mix it up thoroughly and add it directly to your sandwich.
And if I can just add my two-cents worth in for a minute, Gulden’s spicy brown coleslaw is my personal favorite for any of my sandwiches with slaw. Our other spread selections for our homemade coleslaw are listed above.
Then with a trip to our extra item bar for any additional items that will make your sandwich a true masterpiece. Here's where you decide what additional items that you want to go with your Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
At your request, we'll toss in a teaspoon of each ingredient you choose into your favorite spread. You can select just one item or each and every item we have listed below, as the potential combinations are endless.
I have never considered myself a trend setter by any stretch of the imagination. But instead of Heavy (made with butter) or Light (made with margarine) I preferred to have all of my Grilled Cheese Sandwiches made with Mayo instead.
Sweet Pickle Relish, Dill or India Pickle Relish, Celery, Onions (red, green and white), Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (red, green, orange and yellow) Olives (black and green), Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers.
Then if you want to give your Grilled Cheese Sandwich some added kick. Just ask us to add some of our Homemade Three Pepper Paste or 3-P to your favorite spread.
If you tell us Turn up the Heat, we’ll mix in one teaspoon. But if you tell us to Set it on Fire, we’ll mix in two teaspoons. Or if you want us to Make it Burn Baby, we’ll mix in three teaspoons.
Wearing latex gloves we remove the stems on five or six dried Chipole and Habanro peppers.
Then we slice each pepper and under cold running water to remove the seeds and membrane. And after all the peppers have been rinsed and cleaned, we cook them over a low heat in four cups of water. While their cooking, we cut the stems and tips off five or six Jalapeño peppers, which is the third pepper in our homemade paste.
Next we slice and rinse the center portion of the Jalapeños and finely chop them for the additional item bar. Once we remove the meat from around the stem and toss it in the pot with the tips. Now we dice up about a half-cup of each red and yellow onion’s and green and red bell peppers.
When the peppers are done cooking and cooled, we place them in the blender with the onions, bell peppers, and the crushed cloves of a whole garlic bulb with a tablespoon of each of the following ingredients. Paprika, cumin, salt and course ground black pepper.
Lastly using some of the water we cooked the peppers in, we add it in slowly to our blended mix. As we're looking for the consistency of oatmeal and the ability to stick to an upturned spoon without falling off.
Once we achieve this, it's off to the fridge in a covered bowl. Where it will last about a week or until it's needed to add some extra heat to you’re favorite spread on any of our sandwiches.
Gwen was my sixth girlfriend and when we accidentally discovered that she loved to be tied up and fucked. And we made love way that quite often too. Plus Gwen, like Emily before her, also loved having her hair pulled. And it didn’t matter if we were just kissing or fucking, Gwen just loved it.
So I would quite often incorporate both of them together. By tying her hair up to one of her other body parts. And depending on Gwen’s final positioning, that would either be one of her legs, an arm, or even to her wrist.
Gwen also liked to hang things off my swollen cock and eat them. With some of her favorites were donuts, and it didn’t matter if they already had holes in them or not. Gwen just made her own by smashing the head of my cock right through them. But two of her favorites were jelly and Boston crème.
Gwen also liked eating her grilled cheese sandwiches right off my dick too. And although they were just a little bit tougher to pop through then the jelly donuts were. Gwen would just start out by biting a tiny hole in the middle of them first. Then smash my cock right through the small opening. But it all started out with three-quarters of a giant soft pretzel that I bought for her at the flea market the day we met. So because of that, I invented the Gwen's Giant Soft Pretzel Toss Game.
Plus I also learned not to tell her to surprise me anymore, because the one time that I did. We ended up fucking down in the breezeway next to the laundry room. And almost as soon as we got there, Gwen stripped out of her clothes and tossed them in the washer. Then before we left the laundry room, Gwen and I made love right there in the middle of the breezeway.
Where anyone and their brother could have easily seen from the four surrounding building. Or simply walked by and watched us. But at the time, we didn’t care one way or the other. And during our slow walk home afterwards. We only had a t-shirt and a pair of jogging pants between us. But that didn’t stop us from flashing each other along the way.
And even though Gwen’s actions that day, plus many other days that followed. All reminded me of the things I used to do back in high school, especially for Fay and Suzan too. Along with the kid stuff that Helen and I did out in public throughout our entire relationship.
Plus I firmly believe that if my ship didn't deploy a week early, Gwen would have waited for me to return from that deployment. But instead, she went back to her ex boyfriend.
But even still, Gwen still managed to move up to claim the fourth spot on my favorite ex girlfriends list of all time.
She was working the stalls at a Flee Market or a Swap Meet and she kissed me on the cheek.
She walked around the flea market panty-less and with her panties wrapped around her wrist.
Gwen saw me naked while I took a parking lot shower, but i only got to see her top half.
After leaving the swap meet, Gwen and I star looking for a love nest and apartment to share.
Even though I wanted to fuck Gwen right then and there, I needed to wait a little while longer.
The first was in a stall at the flea market, but this one was in our new apartment's parking lot.
It was a little over a month since Sheri and I officially split, but remained friends. And it was because we were still friends that we occasionally hooked up for a booty call. Man it was great to have a friend that comes with benefits too. But anyway, back to the story.
When I first met Gwen I really wasn't out looking for anyone because Sheri and I were still hooking up at least twice a week. And the only reason we had to split up was because I made Mike look like a total ass and a big lazy mooch.
You see, during the entire time that Sheri and I were dating, I paid her share of the rent and utilities. This allowed her to pocket her own cash and to make triple payments on her student loans. But when Sheri accidentally let it slip out, Karen told Mike about it. And everything between the four of us rapidly started going down hill from there. And it was also very quickly spiraling out of control too. Well anyway, back to the story.
I was wondering through a flea market, some Virginia locals call them swap meets. But none the less, I was looking for a stuffed monkey, some sort of stuffed crustacean like a crab, a clam, a shrimp, or a lobster and a stuffed banana. I was looking for these stuffed creatures to use as props to assist me when picking up chicks.
Now picture this, a dude (played by myself) carrying this stuffed monkey around. And he’s going up to random chicks asking if they were interested in spanking my monkey. Then it they asked which one, I would just simply respond with it's your choice. Or if I had the banana, I would ask it they wanted to nibble on my banana. But once again, back to the story.
This hot looking chick was working one of the stalls and selling 8-track tapes for $3.00 each or 2 for $5.00. Some of them were new, but most were used and she also had duplicate copies of a couple of them. It was just too bad that I recently installed duel AM/FM cassette players in my van, or I might have been more interested in the 8-track tapes.
But it was the chick that I wanted to play with and not her 8-track tapes. And I could very easily think of at least eight things that I wanted to do to her. Topping that list was sticking my cock in her cunt and running a close second was sticking my dick in her mouth. And third, was just tangling my ten fingers deep in her long dark brown hair.
Fourth on my list were trying to stick as many of those same fingers in her pussy. While the fifth option was to make her guess what finger I just stuck in her ass. With my sixth choice was fucking her doggie style and slowly sliding one of my digits in and out of her ass.
Then for my seventh selection, I would have her suck my cock after it slid out of her freshly fucked pussy coated with our combined love making juices. And lastly or bringing up the rear, so to speak. And although I’ve never done or even attempted this before, trying to shove my cock in her ass.
She was about five foot eight, just a tad shorter than I was and looked right around 140 pounds or so. She had dark brown hair that stopped halfway between her grapefruit sized tits and her belly button. She had emerald green eyes and was wearing a white halter-top with a pair of daisy duke style blue jeans shorts.
And even though she wasn’t wearing any makeup, she still looked absolutely adorable. And since I prefer natural beauty over the store bought variety anyway, I just had to hook up with this girl.
After I walked up to her stall, I simply said. “Hello, my name is Larry. What’s yours?”
And with an almost expressionless look on her face. This stunning young lady quickly said. “My name is Gwen. And if your not her to buy any tapes. I don’t have time for games.”
Now with this brief and somewhat cordial introduction, I asked Gwen one very bold and brash question by saying. “This is a swap meet right?”
And when Gwen replied, “Yes it is.”
I continued with. “Then would you like to swap spit with me?”
While Gwen was just standing there and giving me the blank deer caught in the headlight look, I asked again. “Do you want to swap spit with me? You know swap DNA? Let me stick my hot-dog in your bun? Or knock boots?”
But once Gwen tried to hide a smile with her hand, I knew that I had her. So I asked. “How many of these 8-tracks do you need to sell today to break even or make a profit?”
Gwen quickly responded with. “It cost me $20.00 to rent the stall for the day. But my boyfriend Don and I broke up last week, so I'm flat broke. And I spent every last bit of my cash just to get here and rent this.”
Now that I was truly feeling sorry for Gwen, I pulled $50.00 cash American out of my wallet, and said. “Pick out 20 tapes for me that you think I might like and I’ll be right back.”
As I quickly left Gwen’s stall, I made a quick pass through the entire flea market. I was looking for those stuffed animals that I wanted. Plus if any of them were here, I wanted to buy them before I spent the rest of my cash on more 8-track tapes that I didn’t even have a player for. And since I didn’t find any of the stuffed animals I wanted, or for that matter, anything else that I wanted more then Gwen. I headed back towards her stall.
After I returned empty handed, I devised this wicked plan to get Gwen to sleep with me. So I made my pitch, and said. “If I can make you laugh in less then five minutes, you and I need to leave this place and have a little swap meet of our own. We can either swap spit, DNA, jokes, dirty sex stories or whatever else you feel comfortable with. And if I don't make you laugh, I will buy the rest of your 8-tracks right here and now.”
But it was also a truly bold gamble, because I didn’t have enough cash with me to cover buying all of her tapes. And I seriously doubted that Gwen would accept a check from a dude that she just met less than thirty minutes ago.
But after all, Gwen did try to hide a smile earlier. And this time, it was Gwen's flushing cheeks that totally gave her away. So I knew that she was at least intrigued if not totally interested in my proposition. So I decided to use an updated and dirty version of a classic tongue twister on Gwen.
Plus I made a few minor alterations to the original text to better suit my current needs. And since I also wanted to tip the scales in my favor, I decided to throw in some hand gestures too. So I either pointed to our bodies or to specific body parts while I spun this truly wicked tale for Gwen. You will instantly know which classic old tongue twister I’m referring to, once you hear the beginning of it.
Starting out with the first verse, I pointed to myself and said, “Pepin Piper’s.”
Then after pointing at my crotch, I continued with. “Perfect penis pounded.”
This time I pointing to Gwen and said, “Peppercorn Patties.”
Next I pointed down towards Gwen’s crotch, and finished up with, “Pulsating Pussy.”
And that first verse got a very nice smile out of Gwen. So I quickly moved on to the second verse, by pointing at me again while saying. “If Pepin Pipers.”
Pointing to my dick again, “Perfect penis pounded”
Then pointing at Gwen, I said. “Peppercorn Patties.”
Pointing down at Gwen twat again, I said “Pulsating pussy.”
And as Gwen started chuckling; I finished with the last verse with. Making a cradle rocking motion with my arms out in front of my body, “Then where's the puny protege that.”
Pointing at me, while saying, “Pepin Pipers.”
Then pointing at my dick, I said, “Perfect Penis.”
Now pointing back at Gwen, I said, “Peppercorn Patties.”
Lastly pointing down at Gwen cunt a third time, I said. “Pulsating pussy procreated.”
But even before I finished with the third verse, Gwen was laughing her ass off. And when she stopped laughing, Gwen asked. “Even though you clearly won hands down, I would like to stay and finish out the day. We can always have our own little swap meet later, if that’s alright with you?”
And I simply replied. “Miss if you want to stay and sell more tapes, who am I to stop you? Plus, I’m simply a mere mortal and totally at the disposal of a goddess. Can I at least buy you lunch though? I saw a corn dog stand about nine stalls down on the left.”
Giggling now, Gwen said. “I’m no goddess. And as long as you don't try to pound them into my pulsating pussy.”
Laughing now, I simply and honestly replied. “Once I get you out of those daisy dukes, all promises and bets are off.”
Laughing too, Gwen responded with. “I’ll have a corn dog, one of those giant salted pretzel, and a large coke to wash it down with. That is, if you don’t mind kind sir?”
Still laughing, I replied, “Sounds good to me. I will get you one corn dog for your pulsating pussy, one giant pretzel to hang off my perfect penis and one large coke to clean ourselves up with, once we’re finished.”
Gwen laughing her ass off again tried to hand me some money. But I simply walked away and said. “Keep your coppers. For this quest, we need actual coin of the realm. And it’s my treat. Plus it will be well worth it to watch you eat a giant salted pretzel off my rock hard perfect penis.”
Gwen giggling said, “Or not.”
Then I slowly started walking away in the direction of the corn dog stand. When I returned, Gwen and I sat down in her rented stall and ate our lunch. Gwen and I talked about everything under the sun, plus a few things above it too. That's also when I found out that she was staying with Greg and Melody, her friends. All because it was Don’s apartment that she shared before they split.
And after I found out that they only had a one bedroom flat and that Gwen was staying on their couch. I had to have a big brain to little brain conversation with Pepin about this very disturbing situation. So using my inside voice, I told myself, “We cannot forge ahead with this budding relationship if we have to share a couch in an apartment that belongs to someone else.”
Pepin, if you couldn’t tell by now. Was the pet name I chose for my penis, because of my updated and dirty tongue twister, he quickly countered with. “It worked out well when you and Helen shared a couch at Lance and Lilly's house.”
Putting my foot down, I continued with. “But it didn't work with Sheri. And we shared a whole room in Karen and Mike’s apartment. Plus, I don’t want to take the chance of messing this relationship up. And just for the record, being the big brain, I’m the boss of this dynamic duo.”
Fortunately for both us and plus with the constantly shifting of military members transferring their families in and out. Virginia has a lot of places that offer short term leases. Gwen and I would simply turn one of these short-term leases into a short-term love nest. And by the way, I was so hungry I ate my whole pretzel leaving nothing to hang off my swollen cock later tonight.
Trying to make a mental note to buy another pretzel before we left the flee market today. And while I carried on the conversation with myself, I failed to notice that Gwen stashed about two thirds of her pretzel in her purse. Plus also during lunch, Gwen and I continued hawking tapes the entire time.
At one point during our talk, I said. “I was planning on renting a place for a few months. And you are more then welcomed to stay with me, if you wanted to of course.”
That’s when Gwen gave me a quick peck on the cheek, our first kiss, and said. “Thank you.”
After Gwen kissed me on the cheek, I chuckled and quickly asked. “For what, making you laugh and buying lunch?”
That’s when Gwen put a finger on my lips and said, “For everything, buying some of my tapes, buying me lunch and making me laugh. Then offering me a place to stay and for pounding my pulsating pussy with your perfect penis later on today.”
Laughing, I simply replied. “I don’t actually have a place yet, but I do have a van that I can show you my perfect penis in.”
Laughing to, Gwen replied. “I've never been parking before. But some friends back in high school said it was a blast.”
Still laughing, I said. "Miss I would be most honored if you allowed me to bust your parking cherry tonight in my van.”
Giggling now, as Gwen pulled her remaining pretzel from her purse, she said. “Great, then I’ll bring the pretzel.”
And just as quickly as she produced it, Gwen stashed it back in her purse again. Now chuckling, I simply replied. “Now there’s a girl who knows exactly what she wants.”
Still giggling, Gwen quickly said. “How could I refuse such an offer, especially after you pounded it into me?”
Laughing again, and in my defense I said. “Sometimes when I’m in the presence of a goddess, I tend to forget my manners. Plus the true sailor in me comes out whenever I start talking to pretty young lady.”
But before Gwen could respond, a customer started thumbing through the tapes. And when he asked, "Do you guys have any more?”
Before Gwen could say anything, I quickly replied. “I have twenty more tapes over here.”
Then I placed the box of tapes that Gwen picked out for me on the table for him to inspect. Then as Gwen tossed me her very cute looking stink eye, the dude bought four of Gwen's eight-tracks and two of mine.
After he handed me a twenty and I gave him a five back. Gwen quickly threw me another very sexy looking stink eye, as I handed her the crisp Jackson. And in my defense I said. “I wasn’t sure if you had any change or not.”
Gwen sharply replied. “Of course I do, as she reached into a cigar box and pulled out a Hamilton.
Backing away from her, I said, “I don’t want your money. Consider that half of my stall rental fee, because it also appears that some people are interested in buying my eight-tracks tapes too.”
Gwen slowly shaking her head from side to side simply said. “Partners in bed don’t always make good business partners.”
Chuckling I said. "You haven’t met the business end of Pepin yet. Just wait until you see him.”
And I quickly stood up to make a quick comfort adjustment. But before I could get my hand in my pants to straighten Pepin out, Gwen suddenly turned away from me and said. “You can't do that here.”
Continuing in my relief effort, I said. “It’s your entire fault, you know.”
Gwen now on the defensive turned back towards me and asked. “How’s it my fault?”
Removing my hand from my pants, I replied. “Once Pepin saw your hidden pretzel he started to get excited. Then he placed a huge order for blood to fill his growing needs. And he did all that because he thought that you wanted to play ring toss with him.”
Gwen laughing simply said. “That little Pepin of yours has a pretty vivid imagination doesn’t he?”
I simply replied. “Yes. And sometimes Pepin tries to stick his big head in places that it doesn’t belong either.”
Gwen giggling now said. “Pepin had better not try any funny stuff with me.”
Laughing I said. “Now that he knows that you’re on to him. I’m quite sure that Pepin won’t try anything that stupid or foolish with you.”
Laughing Gwen quickly said. “Darn it, now there goes playing ring toss.”
Just as another customer stopped by to look at our tapes, this time I decided to let Gwen handle it as I just kicked back and relaxed.
But in hindsight though, sitting behind Gwen was a very bad idea. Because watching her cute little ass shake in those daisy dukes just made Pepin get hard all over again. And believe it or not, he was once again pointing in the wrong direction. So I also got a sharp pain in the crank for all my troubles too.
Man I was glad that the dude only bought two tapes, because as soon as he was out of sight. I quickly slipped my hand in my pants to make another adjustment. And when Gwen turned around and saw where my hand was, she asked, “What did I do this time?”
Chuckling back at Gwen, I said. “Nothing, I was just sitting here watching your cute little ass shake while you were helping that customer out. When all of a sudden I started thinking about how much I wanted to see that cute naked ass of yours start shaking right in front of me. And when that vision popped into my head, my big brain quickly sent blood reinforcements down to Pepin so he could strengthen his front line and stiffen his resolve. And once the time was right, he can penetrate your outer defensive's.”
Laughing Gwen replied. “You make having sex sound like a military maneuver.”
Laughing now myself, I just said. “Miss I am in the military and as you may or may not know, and it’s all pretty basic. First you look for a weakness or vulnerability in your opponent or partner. Or you at least try to catch them with their pants down, which by the way is what I’m hoping for. Then you send in your ground forces, a.k.a. Pepin or a few of my ten Russian fingers. To penetrate any gap or opening they find that was left unprotected. Lastly with your troops hiding in the bush, or deep inside enemy territory, you can simply pound your opponent or partner into submission.”
Still laughing, Gwen asked. “Am I your opponent or partner?”
Chuckling I simply replied. “That all depends on how well you handle your forces down in the trenches.”
Still laughing, Gwen said. “I handle my ground troops quite well. I haven't had any complaints yet.”
Serious now, I said. “Miss I don’t want to do or say anything to spoil the mood or the fun that were having. And I sure as hell don’t want to ruin my chances of hooking up with you later on this evening. But when you told me that you and Don split because you wanted more sex then he did. That raised a red flag. Maybe it’s because I’m wired a little bit differently then most guys are.”
After swallowing hard, I continued by saying. “Because if I see my partner naked, partially naked or even think about her getting naked, all I want to do is make love to her. And baby, when I see my partner in her birthday suit. All I want to do is to throw her a big party, and lick the frosting off her birthday cake while she starts blowing out my candle.”
Giggling, Gwen said. “With the two boners you’ve had so far, I don’t doubt that one bit.”
Reaching into my pants again, I simply replied. “Officially now, that’s three.”
As I started to chuckle, and with Gwen laughing now, she quickly said. “I stand corrected.”
After another customer stopped and bought four tapes, three of Gwen's and one of mine, I asked. “While you were waiting on that customer, were you deliberately shaking your ass at me? Because if you were, it worked, because I now have my fourth boner since I met you.”
And while Gwen slowly watched me reach inside my jeans to straighten Pepin out, she asked. “Can I do that next time? I mean, if there is a next time?”
Giggling back at her, I simply said. “Just like the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. You can also count on me to get another boner. And all I have to do to get one is to see my goddess’s lovely ass in action.”
Laughing now, Gwen quickly replied. “Larry, I keep telling you that I’m no goddess. And if you want to keep looking at my ass, feel free to do so.”
Bit in truth, Gwen and I still had around five hours to go before I could get her naked and in my van. And while we chatted for a couple more hours, four more customers stopped by to buy tapes and filled Gwen's coffers with more and more dead presidents.
When all of a sudden and out of the blue Gwen asked, “I hope you’re not mad or disappointed that I made you wait so long?”
After pausing for just a heartbeat or two I replied. “Darling, I can wait to pound your pulsating Pussy. I can wait until you’re ready. I can wait until you feel comfortable. And not that I would be overly thrilled about it, I could even wait until tomorrow if I had to. Because I’m not the least bit bashful about rubbing one out if I have too.”
When I finished taking a long sip from my soda, I noticed that Gwen was discreetly rubbing her crotch underneath the table in our stall. This either meant that she had crabs, flea’s, kind of ironic in a flea market don’t you think. A feminine itch problem or that she was starting to get extremely horny by our current topic of conversation. And I was willing to bet the entire family farm on the latter. So, I said. “I think someone besides me is horny as hell.”
Once Gwen started giggling, I knew that my assumption was correct. And that’s also when I asked. “Are you horny enough to go into the ladies room and take your panties off for me? And are you horny enough to wrap those same panties around your wrist just like they were a hair Scrunchie? Plus are you horny enough to walk around the entire flea market like that? Or are you just horny enough to whisper in my ear, I’m not wearing my panties anymore?”
When Gwen started laughing I said, “This is one of those times that you just might have to play the part of a dirty little whore.”
Gwen was still laughing when she left the stall and headed out into the market towards the restrooms.
And while Gwen was away, I managed to sell ten more eight-track tapes. Six of them were hers and four of mine. Plus that transaction added another $25.00 to Gwen's coffers.
After that, I was so glad that I agreed to stay and help her out. And all the extra cash we made today would only help her out in the short term. But for the long haul, Gwen still needed a whole lot more help then I could provide her with.
Then about thirty minutes or so later Gwen returned to our stall. Plus she arrived in the opposite direction too. That meant that Gwen took the long way back from the bathroom.
As Gwen entered our stall, I also noticed that she did indeed have her panties wrapped around her wrist just like I asked her to.
And when Gwen got close enough, she whispered in my ear and said. “I was horny enough to make three very slow passes through the entire flea market with my panties wrapped around my wrist. And each time I stopped about two stalls away and made a U-turn before I headed back in the opposite direction. So while I was out walking around panty-less for you and being your dirty little whore, what were you up to?”
I quickly replied. “I sold ten more tapes and put all the cash in your cigar box.”
Then after swallowing hard, I asked. “Could I please inhale the lovely scent of your over excited womanhood off of your panties?”
Gwen just giggled before giving them I quick whiff herself and saying. “Larry I’m sorry, but I already did that. So you'll just have to wait for the real thing later on tonight. And I can assure you that these shorts are doing an excellent job of absorbing all my leaking fluids. And it was just one great big viscous cycle too.”
Then after taking a long sip off her coke, she continued by saying. “Because the more I walked around panty-less, the wetter my pussy got, then the wetter my pussy got, the wetter these shorts became. And the wetter these shorts got, the more I wanted to walk around panty-less. Then I finally decided to stop before I had an orgasm right in the middle of the midway.”
Laughing, I simply replied. “Well at least now we both know that you can play the part of a dirty little whore, if you have too. How about later tonight you play the part of a seductress. And make me want to make love to you? I’ll even try everything in my power to resist you. But in the end, I will ultimately fall victim to your charms and let you have your evil and wicked way with me.”
Giggling Gwen asked. “How about we save me playing the part of a seductress for another time? I just want you to fuck me tonight. Actually there are only a couple of hours left anyway. So why don’t we just close up shop now and head over to your van, so you can fuck me.”
And once my brain processed that tiny tidbit of information, it opened the safety valve and sent gallons of blood racing down to my groin and Pepin.
Giggling now myself, I quickly replied. “I am just your humble servant, my goddess. And if my lovely goddess wants me to fuck her now, then it is now that I will fuck you.”
As Gwen giggling again, she said. “Larry, I keep telling you I’m no goddess.”
So I simply replied. “Well in that case, my beautiful, I’m not a goddess. I still can’t wait until we get to my van before I start fucking you.”
And it took us less than five minutes to pack up all the remaining tapes and to close up shop. Then it took Pepin less than a minute to absorb all the added blood that my big brain sent down to my little brain. And the reinforcement of blood to my already stiff shaft caused me even more pain.
Just as I was about to reach in my jeans to make another quick adjustment, Gwen very lightly touched my arm and asked “You promised that I could do that for you, didn’t you?”
But I was hoping that Gwen didn't notice exactly how her soft touch affected me on the outside. But on the inside, the touch of Gwen's hand sent a jolt of electricity throughout my entire body.
Plus the added surge of energy caused me to quickly activate my Ancient Chinese Secret (ACS) and threw me into complete lock-down mode. And after a few short heartbeats passed, I simply said. “Just be gentle with Pepin, he doesn't know you yet.”
But part of me wanted Gwen's hand to linger in my pants while she adjusted Pepin. And it was the common sense part of me knew that if she did. Pepin would explode and spew his hot viscous fluid all over her unsuspecting hand.
And that's exactly what happened once Gwen wrapped her delicate fingers around Pepin’s firm shaft. I lost the tiny little shred of self-control that I had left.
Also to Gwen's credit, she was a trooper and kept her fist wrapped around my pulsing shaft until my balls were empty and stopped pumping my baby making butter into my pants and all over Gwen’s soft unsuspecting hand.
After giggling and while Gwen was slowly removing her fully coated hand, she said. “Well Larry, I guess that I wasn't the only one who was excited about fucking tonight.”
Shyly, I just said. “I’m sorry. I was thinking about making love to you ever since we first met.”
Still giggling, Gwen said. “At least now we can start looking for a place thirty minutes earlier.”
Then Gwen slowly took her panties off her wrist and started wiping my recently discarded cum from her hand.
Laughing I cut in and replied. “That's what I like, a woman who’s always thinking. And can turn a negative into a positive.”
When Gwen finished wiping off Pepin’s pungent puss, she said. “I don't consider this a negative at all. I think of it as an insurance policy.”
Serious now, I asked, “How so?”
Gwen simply replied. “I now know that I can tease you all day long. And if you still refuse to fuck me, I won’t touch Pepin either.”
Laughing again, I said. “Baby, I can assure you of this. If you touch Pepin again, he’ll be more than ready to pound your Pulsating Pussy.”
Giggling, Gwen said. “Well at least now your jeans are just as sticky as my shorts are. Not bad for a hard days work, out in the sun selling eight-track tapes.”
Giggling too, I replied. “But at least I have a clean set of clothes to change into, back in my van. And if you’re nice, I have a set for you too.”
Quickly putting her hands on her hips, Gwen asked. “And just what do I have to do to be nice?”
Smiling, I simply replied. “Just give me a kiss on the cheek or lips. It could be a long kiss or a short one. It doesn’t matter, just one kiss.”
And when all I got was a very quick peck on the cheek. I guessed that Gwen was still unsure if I would live up to my end of the bargain and give her a clean set of clothes to wear. But a deal is a deal as far as I’m concerned.
So I quickly asked. “Would you prefer to wear a pair of powder blue jogging pants and an old pale blue t-shirt or a set of light blue scrubs?”
Yes I went out and bought another pair, since Sheri and I always shared the light green set when I slept over. And when we split, I let her keep them to remind her of me. Along with all the good times that we had while wearing or not wearing them.
And after thinking about it for a few seconds, Gwen said. “It doesn’t matter to me, they are both going to look baggy on me anyway.”
So, I quickly replied. “The light blue scrubs for the beautiful young lady, it’s an excellent choice.”
As we slowly started walking towards the parking lot and my van, I asked. “I’m over there. It’s the bright orange sun spot that’s shaped like a Ford E100 Econoline van, about six rows over. But I need to take a shower before I change into clean clothes. Because I think that I’m quite a bit stickier than you are. Care to join me in a semi private shower, or would you prefer to take a private one?”
Giggling Gwen asked. “What’s the difference?”
And I quickly replied. “In the semi private shower, I will be joining you. While the private shower, you will be in there all by yourself.”
Still giggling, Gwen replied. “Which do you prefer, since I’m only a guest?”
Laughing I quickly said. “I prefer the semi private one; because you have someone to help you reach all those hard to get areas.”
Laughing too, Gwen responded with. “I bet that I can show you a few more of those hard to reach spots if you like.”
Still laughing, I simply said. “I can hardly wait.”
Once we arrived at my van, I unlocked the side doors and tucked the boxes of unsold tapes and Gwen's cigar box full of cash inside. Then I asked Gwen to jump in and make herself at home, as I walked around and unlocked the back doors too.
And sitting on top of my spare tire was a modified hula-hoop that I use to suspend the white vinyl shower curtain from. The hula-hoop by itself was just too small to use with one person, let alone with two full sized adults inside. So I cut it into quarters, and used some heater hose to expand it into a larger square with rounded corners.
Next I removed two pieces of 2x4’s, that were rolled up in cloth that matched the drapes inside my van and two 2x6’s that did not. The 2x6’s fit on the outside edge of the side doors and in between them towards the top. And were used to keep the wind from accidentally closing the doors and got attached to then 2x4’s closest to my van.
While the set of 2x4’s with the drapes attached, did the same thing, except they went above the doors closest to my van. And the matching lumber of each set went between the bottoms of the doors to do exactly the same thing. Then each of the 2x4’s or 2x6’s had a pair of eye bolts screwed into them to attach bungy cords.
I had to add these later because stupid idiots kept trying to pull the dam thing down. Just to see what was going on inside my shower. I guess that bare feet always meant naked girls to some people.
But the bungy cords also allowed me to keep some tension between the top and bottom 2x4’s as well. Plus it also gave me a place to anchor the 2x6’s to the 2x4's, then the 2x4’s untimely to my van too.
Next, I attached bungy cords to each 2x4 eye bolt and then to the matching eye bolts both inside my van for the top. And underneath it, for the eyebolts on the bottom 2x4 and now that the frame was done and secure. It was finally time to set up the shower.
As I tossed up the modified hula-hoop above the doors so the seam of the shower curtain faced the inside of my van and the drapes. Next I pulled out two shower mats and placed the smaller one down in the parking lot. And the larger one was used to help protect the van's carpet where the shower curtains met.
Gwen laughing just asked. “Is it your design?”
Laughing back at her, I said. “Yes it is. Though I haven't tried it with three adults yet, but there is enough room for two. Care to join me?”
As I placed three one-gallon milk jugs filled with water up on the platform bed and locked the back doors. Then after moving across the bed, I joined Gwen in the middle section of my van. Then I explained how the whole shower system worked.
While pointing at the seam in the curtain, I said. “Gwen that this is were we would be getting in and out of the shower from. And that the shower mat protected the carpet and allowed us a place to sit down as we got in and out of the shower. Next I explained how the bungy cords worked to keep the idiots from trying to rip the darn thing down while we were in there, just to see what was going on inside.”
And after moving the gallon jugs of water closer to the opening, I continued by saying. “The other shower mat is used to protect our bare feet from the crap that’s in the parking lot. And the gallons of water here are what we would be using to wash and rinse off with.”
Opening the drawers on both sides of my step cooler, I pulled out the soap and shampoo. Then the two white towel sets, the set of light blue scrubs, the pair of powder blue jogging pants and an old pale blue T-shirt.
Then as I started to strip down to my birthday suit, I said. “I wasn't expecting company, so all I have is deodorant soap and some apple scented shampoo. I hope you don't mind? And I thought you were going to join me?”
Giggling, Gwen quickly said. “I guess I’m just not used to being naked in parking lots yet. Is it OK if I just watch you though?”
Laughing, I simply replied. “It’s a whole lot easier to watch from the inside. But if my goddess would rather use her x-ray vision, who am I to stop her.”
Adding her laughter to mine, Gwen quickly replied. “Larry, I’m not a goddess and I don't have x-ray vision either. But, I do have an idea though.”
As I stepped out of my van naked as the day I was born, I asked. “What’s that?”
And while I was pouring some water on my junk and lathering up a washcloth, Gwen started giggling, and asked. “How’s this?”
She was lying flat on her stomach with just her head poking out through the seam in the shower curtain. Chuckling, I replied. “That looks like the perfect position to give me a blowjob.”
As I continued washing my cock and balls, then started rinsing off. Gwen started laughing and asked, “And how about this one?”
She had rolled over onto her back with her head hanging off the side of my van and into the shower. Adding my laughter to hers, I asked. “Is my very lovely young goddess now requesting a tea-bagging?”
As I slowly poured more of the rinsing water on my package and finished my homemade birdbath style shower.
Giggling Gwen started to fidget inside my van. And although I tried to see what was going on inside, I couldn’t tell exactly what she was doing in there.
But as I reached in to grab a towel, I noticed that Gwen had removed her shorts and replaced them with the scrub bottoms. And as I started protesting, I quickly said. “Hey, you saw me naked. But I didn't get to see your birthday suit yet.”
Gwen quickly removed her halter-top and then very slowly replaced it with the scrub top, while saying. “Do you feel better now?”
And Gwen’s grapefruit sized breasts had light pink half dollar sized areolas with pert little nipples that matched her areola color perfectly.
Laughing I simply said. “Well, at least I can’t complain about not seeing you naked anymore. Though I only got to see your top half. I guess that I will have to start wishing that I can hold your naked body from now on, just to see the rest of it.”
When I finished putting my homemade shower away and climbed back inside my van. I removed the top of my step cooler, and asked. “Gwen would you like a soda?”
Then after looking inside, I said. “I hope you like root beer? Because that’s all that I have left.”
Giggling Gwen replied. “Root beer will be fine.”
And after grabbing us each one, I replaced the lid, and said. “I’d better get my registration and insurance card, just in case the building manager wants to make a copy of them.”
Gwen lightly touching my arm asked. “Larry can we take your car instead? All of the tapes and cash are here anyway. There’s no sense moving them over to my car, is there?”
As I tried to shake off the sudden jolt of electricity that Gwen's gentle touch sent throughout my entire body, I softly replied. “Great, then we’ll take my car. Would you like to drive?”
Giggling, Gwen replied. “Compared to my car, this thing is like a bus. So, I’ll pass if you don't mind.”
Laughing I just said. “If my goddess doesn’t want to drive her bright orange chariot, then I shall drive the chariot for her.”
After jumping in the driver's seat, Gwen simply said. “Larry, I keep trying to tell you that I’m no goddess.”
As we headed off on this amazing adventure in search of a short-term lease, a.k.a., a love nest. I quickly replied. “Well, you are to me. Because I was out in search of a smoking hot looking chick, and you appeared out of nowhere.”
Slightly red faced now, but still giggling, Gwen sheepishly replied. “I didn’t just materialize out of thin air; I was already in the flea market selling my 8-tracks, when you saw me.”
Giggling myself, I gently said. “Well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. My goddess is always free to spin her own tale if she desires too,”
Gwen started laughing before she said. “Well in my version, I’m no goddess.”
Although I already knew that basics of what Gwen wanted, while we were driving. I still had to ask her some very tough questions. Just so I could get a better understanding of exactly what to expect from her and our rapidly budding relationship. So I asked. “Should we try to find a place with an eat-in kitchen or a dining room?”
After a brief pause, Gwen responded with. “Even though eat-in kitchens are cozy and easier to maintain, a dining room would be better for guests. That is, if we planned on having any guests over.”
Next I asked, “With a laundry facility on site, in the apartment or off site?”
Gwen quickly replied. “I prefer not having to lug laundry in and out of my car. But if we have to, it doesn’t matter much to me.”
And after taking a very long breath, I finally asked Gwen the big ten thousand-dollar question, “One bedroom or two?”
Gwen paused for a long moment this time before she finally said, “One bedroom for us of course, but if we planned on having overnight guests. A two-bedroom unit would be much nicer for them. And trust me, after sleeping on a couch for almost two weeks. I’m really looking forward to spending the night in a real bed again.”
After breathing a huge sigh of relief, because Gwen actually planned on sleeping with me in the same bed every night, I simply said. “We’ll just have to see what’s out there and do the best we can.”
As we continued driving from one apartment complex to another, I was starting to feel discouraged by what we found out there so far. And after stopping by a dozen or so dismal looking prospects, I was about to give up.
Because most of them were either small or they were cluttered up with used furnishings, they looked cramped. Plus there were a few places that didn’t even offer short term leases; they wanted a full year’s commitment. Then just as I was about to call it a night and drive Gwen back to the flea market. Gwen touched my arm for a third time today and said. “Don't worry Larry, we'll find something.”
And under her gentle touched that sudden jolt of electricity started bouncing throughout my entire body again. But also with that tiny and sudden spark, I was bound and determined to find us a place. So I could actually sleep with Gwen tonight. Come hell or high water.
Then we stumbled on to this place with a great big neon sign out front that even made my van feel jealous. And the bright red sign said. “Vacancies available, short or long term leases OK, military welcome.”
And man at 8:30 at night, that sign and this place was truly a sight for sore eyes. Plus with our expectations at an all time low, Gwen and I pulled into the parking lot to check the place out. As we walked hand in hand into the office, Gwen and I introduced our-selves to Roy the night manager.
After talking to Roy a few minutes, our future together started to look a whole lot brighter. Especially after Roy told us that they specialized in short term leases. And that their rental rates were based on the length of the stay from one day all the way up to a year.
Plus Roy told us that their daily rate was around $22.00 a day, and the weekly rate was about $20.00 a day or about $150.00 a week. Also Roy told us that the monthly rate was around $18.00 a day or around $550.00 a month. And if we were interested in a yearly rental the rate was about $16.00 a day or $500.00 a month.
Staring deeply into Gwen’s beautiful emerald green eyes for a long moment I said. “My ship is scheduled to deploy in about three months. But sometimes they get delayed or postponed for a wide variety of reasons. And my girlfriend would like to spend, as much time here with me as she can before she has to go back home.”
Laughing, Roy asked. “Are you on active duty or in the reserves?” I quickly replied, “Active duty why?”
Then Roy quickly said. “Built into each lease is a clause called the Solders and Sailors Civil Relief Act. And it allows the service member to break their leases without penalty if they are called up to active duty, transferred or deployed. All I need is a copy of your military ID and thirty days prior notice to breaking your lease. Then we’ll need a letter on the ship’s letterhead from your chain of command with your deployment date on it. Without that letter, you are still held liable for the unused portions of the lease, plus you are also not entitled to any of your security deposit back either.”
Looking directly at Roy now, I asked. “What do you recommend?”
Roy simply said. “I suggest that you take the year long lease. That way, you can save a few dollars every month. Then as long as you provide a letter, your lease terminates just like you completed the year log obligation.”
After looking at Gwen again, I said. “I think well play it safe and take the monthly lease for three months. This way, Gwen won’t be harassed while I’m deployed and she’s back home.”
Smiling at both of us, Roy said, “No problem. I understand your concern. Should I start the paperwork now, or would you both like to see your new apartment first?”
Because after looking at so many disappointing places today, we sure as hell didn't want to commit to anything site unseen. Then at almost at the same time, Gwen and I both said. “We would like to see it first.”
After we asked to see the apartment first, Gwen and I followed Roy holding hands. Plus we were very hopeful to finally see our three month love shack. And when Roy opened the door to this place, it had a five-foot long by five-foot wide mudroom. Up north, they are normally used to remove your shoes, boots and other outerwear before one actually enters the house or apartment.
After Roy removed his shoes, Gwen and I did the same thing. This room had a two-seat bench on one side of it and a full-length mirror next to a row of coat pegs on the other. And this alcove also had a slate tile floor with a long rubber mat for shoes in front of the mirror and the coat pegs.
But once we entered the actual apartment, it literally took mine and Gwen's breath away. There was this spacious dining/living room combo. It had a leather sectional sofa with reclining chairs at either end. It was light brown and L-shaped. This sofa was large enough for Gwen and me to lie side by side or end to end on comfortably. And a pair of clear coated pine wood end tables accented it.
Off the living room was a small linen closet next to a two-piece bathroom. The closet had three shelves that started at waist level and ended about two-feet from the ceiling. The bathroom would be considers a guest bathroom, because all it had was a commode and a sink that was surrounded by a small two-door cabinet.
Then off to the side, and in a corner was a large matching reclining chair that gave me an instant boner once I saw it. Because in that brief instant. I saw Gwen and I wrapped up in each other’s arms lying naked in it, right after we finished making love.
Gwen started giggling as soon as she saw the tent pole I was sporting and quickly asked. “What did I do this time?”
I quickly put my index finger up to my lips, signaling Gwen to be quiet. Because most jogging pants are designed to be baggy, my cock was still sticking out like a sore thumb. When Roy turned around to see what Gwen was giggling about, I had no time to hide my arousal. But when Roy quickly commented by saying. “If Larry likes the living room so much, Gwen you’re going to love the kitchen.”
That's when Gwen and I looked at each other very sheepishly and both started laughing.
After we settled down, Roy motioned for us to come over and take a look. But before we got there, Gwen and I momentarily stopped to admire the dining room. It had an oval cherry wood table with four matching captain's chairs around it.
Off in the far corner was a curio style china cabinet. It had four drawers under a glass upper section, and although it didn't match the table and chairs exactly. I was close enough for government work.
And under the only window in the dining room was a waist high eight-drawer white sideboard cabinet. The cabinet had two rows of drawers that were four drawers high. Both rooms had hardwood floors and a real nice Oriental rug filled the gap between them.
When we finally reached Roy, the kitchen made my heart skip a beat. And as I pulled Gwen closer to me, I kissed her earlobe and said. “It’s almost as beautiful as you are.”
Giggling Gwen hugged me back hard, indicating that she liked it too. It was a wide galley style kitchen, meaning that all of the appliances and cabinets were on the same side. I could easily see three people working in here at the same time. As the sink, stove and refrigerator were spaced far enough apart to avoid most common cooking collisions.
And at the far end of the kitchen was another mudroom/entryway. It was much smaller than the main entrance and it also lacked the bench and mirror. Plus the backdoor opened into a thirty-foot by thirty-foot fenced in yard. That would be perfect for a small or medium sized dog to play in. Plus a couple of kids and a good-sized barbecue too.
But if this was actually my house, I would cut an opening between the dining room and kitchen because they both shared the same wall. Then I would turn that opening into a breakfast nook with four chairs or stools, two on each side.
And with a large oval tabletop, this eating area could also be used as a food transfer portal between the kitchen and dining area. Plus it would make a very nice staging area for buffet style lunches and dinners.
This could also become the main focal point of all sorts of parties and family gatherings too. And as Gwen was checking out the cabinets and drawers, I was admiring the vinyl flooring. It was made up with foot by foot white squares that were surrounded by a half inch golden boarder. When Gwen was finished checking out the cupboard space, she gave me a great big hug and kiss before saying. “It’s perfect.”
And I quickly replied. “Yes it’s perfect just like you are.”
Then Roy quickly cut in, by saying. “All we have left is the upstairs and the bedrooms. Please follow me.”
Once we got upstairs and turned back towards the front. Roy opened the door to the first bedroom. Then I quickly thought about Ozzy and Harriet. Because it had twin beds that looked like they were made out of a dark maple, and were separated by a pair of night tables. The twin beds looked like they might have actually been bunk beds at one time.
And at the foot of each bed was a matching chest/bench combination. And on the wall above the mudroom was the matching mirrored dressing table and chair. It was centered between two windows that overlooked the parking lot. Each side of the dressing table had four small drawers and a larger center one. And it reminded me of an executive’s desk more then a ladies dressing table.
Next to the closet was a matching pair of six-drawer high chests of drawers or dresser. The floor of this room was covered with a wall to wall medium to dark brown shag rug. Though I would have chosen a lighter colored carpet to offset the dark furniture, or at least went with white pine or lighter maple bedroom set.
When Roy opened the door to the closet, I just had to make a comment on the side by side bunk beds by saying. “Look Gwen, whenever you’re feeling frisky, you can come over and join me in my bed. And the other 23 hours a day, I’ll be sleeping in your bed with you.”
When Gwen stopped giggling, she simply replied. “Larry, are you sure that it wouldn’t be the other way around?”
And Gwen’s little comment caused all three of us to start laughing this time. After a few minutes passed, Roy piped in with. “This is the guestroom, but if you want to make it the master bedroom, who am I to judge.”
Right next to the guestroom and right above the downstairs bathroom was a pretty good-sized three-piece bathroom. It had a small linen closet inside plus an enclosed corner shower stall. It also had a pedestal sink and a commode.
But the entire room, from floor to ceiling was covered with tiles. The ceiling and walls had black and white six-inch tiles laid out in a checkerboard pattern. While the floor was covered with white one-foot square tiles. And this room actually reminded me of my old high school boy's locker room back in Syracuse.
And when Gwen and I first saw it, we almost said guest bathroom at exactly the same time. I guess we'll have to start working on our timing whenever we get a chance too. Even though we were close, Gwen and I still weren’t quite spot on yet.
Then Roy was standing at the other end of a short hallway, he asked. “Are you guys ready to see the master suite?”
Laughing, I said. “As long as they didn't use the same tile and color pattern that they did in the guest bathroom.”
When Roy and Gwen stopped laughing, Roy replied. “I can assure you that they didn’t.”
And when Gwen and I saw the master bedroom, our jaws almost hit the floor. It had wall to wall light brown shag carpet. Then centered right between the two windows that overlooked the backyard, was a queen-sized four-post cherry wood bed. And the bed matched the rest of the ten-piece furniture set that looked absolutely stunning sitting on top of the lighter colored carpet.
At the foot of the bed were two small bench style seats that could easily be used for sitting on while you were either getting dressed or undressed. And on either side of the bed was a one-drawer night table with door below that. Just in case you wanted to hide something larger from the unsuspecting eyes of your partner.
Then on both sides of the closet door stood a five-drawer high chest of drawers, with the bottom drawer of each one being twice as deep as the four upper drawers were. The master suite also had a combination dressing table and hutch with a matching chair. The lower section had four drawers, two on each side with a larger center one. And the upper section was mirrored and had four shelves, also with two on each side.
Gwen slowly walked around the entire bedroom making sure that she touched every single piece of furniture in it. Plus Gwen almost acted like she was in dream that she never waned to wake up from. But on the other hand, I had a completely different kind of dream running through both my head and loins.
And in that dream, I wanted to tie Gwen to all four posts while I was having my evil and wicked way with her. Just like I did to Sheri on more than one occasion with her tied to her canopy bed. Except this time I wanted Gwen to return the favor and tie me up that way too.
Now with that thought bouncing between my ears, my brain immediately started sending a steady stream of heated blood back down to Pepin. And in less than a minute I had another raging hard.
When Roy turned and asked. “Do you want to see the master bath or the closet first?”
And he quickly started laughing, before saying. “It looks like Larry likes the master bedroom much better than he did the guest bedroom after all.”
When Gwen turned around to face us, she immediately started giggling as she gazed upon my tented jogging pants again. But without skipping a beat I asked, “How about we take a look at the master bathroom first?”
Now with my choice made, Roy opened the door and quickly stepped aside. The floor was covered with light tan 12-inch square tiles, while the walls were covered with 6-inch square white tiles. And every fourth row was done in light tan tiles that matched the color of the floor. After the third row of light tan tiles the walls were capped off with a single row of white end tiles.
Except in the shower/tub combination, where they almost went to ceiling, which was done in the same light tan colored 6-inch square tiles that accented the walls. Here to, the tiles ended just past the shower rod with a single row white end tiles.
Just as Pepin was starting to calm down, I suddenly pictured Gwen stepping out of the shower all primped and primed for fucking. And with that vision front and center, my brain immediately sent another gallon of fresh blood racing down to fill the void in my semi soft penis. Trying to hide my latest arousal from Roy, I gently poked Gwen in the side with my stiffened cock to get her attention.
But when Gwen started giggling again, she quickly spilled the beans and caused Roy to poke his head back inside the bathroom. Now this was the third time in the last 30 minutes that Roy boner busted me with an enormous hard on.
And Gwen appeared to be having a blast seeing me that way. Then after all the giggling, laughing and sly comments were made, I simply told a little white lie, and said. “Today was the first time that Gwen and I have seen each other in a very long time.”
Once Gwen started to giggled again, I slipped her my stink eye. Because we both knew that this was the first day that we've been together in our lives. But Roy didn't need to know that tiny little tidbit, at least not yet.
After clearing my throat, I asked. “Could we see the closet now?”
Roy simply chuckled once again as he replied. “Sure.”
Then opened the door to a very roomy walk in closet, It was carpeted with the same color rug that matched the master bedroom. Along the back wall was a single clothes rod hanging below a thick wooded shelf. The rod was supported by six hangers that were screwed into the bottom of the shelf above it. And both of the closet sidewalls contained an upper and lower clothing rod that were supported in a similar fashion.
Each of these rods appeared to be high enough to hang pants, shirts, blouses or skirts on. While the main clothes rod could be used to hang longer articles of clothing. And the thick shelves looked like they could easily support many pairs of shoes and whatever hung below them.
And when Roy turned around this time, he asked. “So, what do you guys think?”
Quickly followed by, “And will you take it?”
As I looked deep into Gwen’s stunning emerald green eyes, I noticed that they started to tear up. Because I wasn’t sure if they were tears of joy or sadness, I asked. “Roy, could we have a few minutes alone?”
But before Roy left, he said. “Don't take too long. It's the last one we have left.”
As Roy walked out of the bedroom, I grabbed Gwen around the waist and pulled her tight against me. Once I heard the front door close, I asked. “Baby, what's wrong?”
Gwen still teary eyed, said. “This is my first apartment. I mean the first one that I had any say in. I know that it’s your apartment too, and that you’ll be the one paying the rent and stuff. But someone else has always picked out the other places that I’ve lived in. And I just stayed there.”
After Gwen wiped the tears from her eyes, she simply said. “Larry, I want you to promise me, that you will fuck me in each and every room in this apartment, even the closets too. At least once before we have to move out.”
Holding Gwen tighter against me I replied. “Darling, if I cold make love to you in each and every room in this apartment, even the closets every day I would. I just want my goddess to be happy, because you deserve it.”
Then after giving Gwen a very long deep wet kiss, she said. “Larry, I’m no goddess. I’m just one happy girl right now.”
Feeling truly inspired by Gwen’s comment, I softly said. “I will even do you one better than that. I promise to make love to you in a different room every day, until you tell me to stop.”
Gwen quickly replied. “I will never tell you to stop. And if I ever do, just fuck me anyway.”
As she jumped up in my arms and locked her legs around my waist. Now with our groins so close together and not much material between us, Pepin immediately filled up with blood for the fourth time. And once Gwen felt my cock poking the outer rim of her pulsating pussy, she kissed me again.
When our lips finally parted, I didn’t want to sound mean, when I said. “Roy’s waiting for us down in his office, and I don’t want to see someone else living in our apartment. So we need to get down there and sign the lease to make this official.”
Gwen slowly released her leg lock and drifted back down to the floor, before saying. “I don’t want anyone else living in our apartment either. So Larry, you'll just have to wait a little while longer before you can fuck me.”
And I very quickly replied, “Heck, I can wait a few more minutes. At least I hope I can.”
A short time later after Pepin cooled down a bit Gwen and I walked hand in hand over to Roy’s office. We were on our way to sign Gwen’s first lease and get the keys to our new apartment. When we arrived, Roy was waiting for us, and asked. “So Larry, Gwen, what do you think? Are you both still interested?”
Gwen chimed in first, by saying. “We’re still very interested.”
Then right behind her, about a millisecond later though, I said. “We’ll take it.”
Roy then continued by saying. “All I need is your last names and a copy of your driver’s license. So I can make a copy of them. Larry, I’ll also need to make a copy of your military ID Card. Lastly, I will need how long you will be leasing our property for? Then when I’m finished typing your lease, I will need both of you to sign it.”
Swallowing hard, I said. “Roy, if you only needed me to sign the lease, I was planning on taking the yearly one. But since you want Gwen to sign as well, I guess we’ll play it safe and go with a three-month lease instead. Because Gwen and I aren’t married yet and I don’t believe that she’ll be covered when I deploy. And I don't want us, or especially Gwen, to be on the hook for the rest of the term.”
Roy quickly cut in, and said. “Larry, I understand, really I do. I just need the correct spelling of your last name.”
So I spelled it out for him and Roy asked Gwen for hers. After Gwen spelled hers out too, Roy said. “All I need now are your credentials, so I can copy them.”
After I quickly tossed my ID and DL up on the counter, I noticed that Gwen was acting very shy and a little bit hesitant about handing hers over. Then a short time later I discovered why, when Roy asked. “Gwen, did you know that your driver’s license has expired?”
Gwen trying to play coy quickly said. “I didn’t know, thanks, I will get it taken care of this week.”
Roy cut in again and said. “Good, and when you do, I will need to make a copy of your new one too.”
Like a scared dog, Gwen looked at me sheepishly before she quickly averting her eyes.
Then after Roy handed us our ID’s back, as he pointed to the two blank lines. And as if we were both signing our young lives away, he said. “All that's left is for you two to sign right here above your names.”
Roy then placed two sets of keys on the counter, while saying. “If you loose a key, it's $50.00 to re-core both doors and cut new keys. I will need a month and a half’s rent as a security deposit, plus the first month's rent.”
When I handed Roy my Chase Manhattan Gold Master Card, he asked. “Do you want automatic renewals? Or would you prefer to pay in person?”
I quickly replied. “I will be paying in person.” Then Roy continued by saying. “Rent is due on the first of the month. We give you a three-day grace period for weekends and Monday holidays. We also add a $50.00 late fee if your rent is paid after the fourth of the month.”
When Roy handed me my card back, he said. “Sign here.”
Then Roy handed me a copy of my receipt for $1,375.00 for the rent and security deposit.
After thanking Roy for all of his help, Gwen asked. “Where’s the closest laundry facility?”
Roy quickly replied. “It’s right on the back side of this building here. It costs $0.50 to wash and another $0.25 per fifteen minutes to dry. And if you need change, you will have to stop by the office here. Don’t start any washes after 9 pm, and the laundry room gets locked up at 11 pm. And it doesn't open up again until 7 am. But because you checked in so late, I will lock it up when you're finished. Just stop by the office here on your way home.”
Gwen thanked Roy for all of his help and for leaving the laundry open late so that we could use it. Then, I asked. “Gwen would you like me to carry you over the threshold.”
And she and Roy broke out laughing. And when she finally stopped, Gwen said. “I sure hope so. If it’s not too much trouble, I mean.”
And that little comment from Gwen made Roy start laughing all over again. And while Gwen and I slowly walked over to our new apartment hand in hand, I asked. “Gwen, do you have any more little surprises for me?”
Gwen suddenly stopped and turned to face me. Then teary eyed, she said. “When I went down to get my license and registration renewed. They told me that I had over a hundred dollars in parking tickets and that they needed to be paid first. And since I was pretty sure that they all belonged to Don, because I don’t remember ever getting any tickets. Plus he was always using my car instead of his own. But when I asked him for the money, he told me that my car was my responsibility, not his. And that was over four months ago, and I still don't have the money to pay them.”
Pulling Gwen close and wrapping my arms around her, I asked. “What about your car insurance?”
Burying her face deep into my chest, Gwen started crying, and said. “I haven’t paid that either, because I didn’t have the money.”
As I lightly kissed Gwen the top of her head, I held her even tighter, and said. “Don't worry. We can fix this. Monday, I will take $500.00 out of the bank and give it to you. Tuesday, I have duty and won't be coming home because I have to spend the night on the ship. That gives you all day Tuesday and Wednesday to get everything up to date.”
Gwen crying even harder now asked. “You’ve been so kind to me. Aren’t you afraid of me running off with your money?”
Easing up my grip a little, I simply replied. “If you do, it’s only $500.00. But I will still get to live in this wonderful apartment all by myself for the next three-months. And I’m also willing to bet that in a few days you’ll be flat broke and living on Greg’s and Melody’s couch again. That’s why I trust you with it. Besides, if I felt that you were going to take off with my money I would simply hobble both your feet together.”
Half-giggling and half-sniffling now, Gwen asked. “Can you still fuck me like that? I mean with my feet hobbled together?”
Laughing and shaking my head in disbelief, I just said. “Is that what my cute little criminal wants, to be hog-tied and helpless?”
Still giggling, Gwen replied. “It sounds like fun. Can it be done?”
Still shaking my head, I simply replied. “I guess it could, if you were bent over a table, chair or stool. Or maybe even with you laying face down and your head buried in a stack of pillows.”
Laughing now, Gwen asked. “That sounds like it’s even more fun. Larry can we try it, after I get the laundry started, I mean?”
Smiling now I just said. “I don’t see why not. And all this hobbling your feet together talk has got Pepin excited and he’s ready to go again. Let’s swing by the van and get you another set of clothes to wear, along with some change and laundry detergent.”
Gwen cut in and asked. “What's wrong with the ones I’m wearing now?”
Laughing, I replied. “Absolutely nothing, I just figured that if we washed all four sets now. We’ll have more options for pajama's tonight and then clothes for tomorrow”
Giggling Gwen responded with. “I didn’t plan on wearing any pajama's tonight. But, if you still want me to, I will.”
Laughing, I said. “I prefer to see you in your birthday suit, since I haven’t seen all of it yet. That is, if I had a choice in the matter.”
Then as I unlocked and opened the side door, and climbed in. Gwen, still standing in the parking lot pulled her light blue scrub top off over her head, and said. “You mean like this?”
And once Gwen tossed it at me, she quickly slid the bottoms off over her hips and allowed them to bunch up around her ankles. Then giggling, she quickly said, “Oh no, mister. I’m naked and my legs seem to be hobbled together.”
I waited all day just to catch a glimpse of Gwen's completely naked body. And there she was, in all her glory standing right in front of me. Gwen's beautifully shaped beasts topped off her flat stomach and firm AB’s. Gwen had a full triangle of fur about a half inch to an inch long that filled the entire area between her pelvic bone and inner thighs.
After ogling her for a long minute, I tossed Gwen the pair of powder blue sweat pants and an old pale blue t-shirt. Then I asked. “I thought you weren’t comfortable getting naked in parking lots?”
Laughing as Gwen slowly put my old petcock uniform on, she said. “That was before I got to know you. And now that I do, I will get naked for you any time or place you ask me too. Maybe, I might even surprise you and get naked when you least expect it too.”
That particular set of clothes or my old petcock uniform reminded of my Helen and Lilly days. And man, seeing Gwen in those powder blue jogging pants and that pale blue t-shirt, immediately made my brain send another gallon of blood straight down to Pepin. And all because I had a flashback that went all the way back to the day I met Iris.
Because that was also the day that Helen and Lilly had me standing butt ass naked inside the steak house where Iris worked. And they were both proud to show me off in front of their old high school friend Iris and the third mouseketeer of their little group.
At the time and since the parking lot had a lot of cars and trucks in it, I thought the place was actually open too. But they all belonged to the contractors working in the kitchen and upgrading it. And at any time I expected another customer or a waitress to come around the corner and see my cock hanging out.
Not that I really minded, because once you’re been naked in front of two girls you might as well be naked in front of the whole world. Anyway, that’s enough about that. Let’s get back to the current story, shall we?
After I stepped back out of my van, Gwen gave me a big hug and kiss. Then as Gwen pressed her body tight against mine, she said. “Before, with Roy around, I could only see how excited Pepin was. But now that I can actually feel how much Pepin can’t wait to have his evil and wicked way with me. And because my legs will be hobbled together and I’ll be totally helpless, Plus I won't be able to stop Pepin from ravishing me either.”
Giggling, I lied and said. “Pepin is an open book, and it looks like you already have the cliff-note version of him to prove it.”
Gwen was about to reach into my jogging pants to give Pepin a little attention. When she very quickly stopped, and said. “I’d better not. Because I remember what happed the last time I touched Pepin. Instead, I think that I’ll just let him settle down a bit before I attempt to touch him again.”
Lightly smacking one of my van's doors, I said. “Darn it. There goes my chance to relive the day when this smok’in hot chick gave me a quick hand job in the middle of a flea market. Man, I was really looking forward to it too.”
Giggling, Gwen said. “If you were looking forward to it, who am I to deny you?”
As Gwen slowly slid her hand down in my pants, she wrapped her delicate fingers around Pepin’s firm shaft once again. Then just a few heartbeats later, I twisted all ten of my Russian fingers in Gwen's hair and pulled her lips to mine. And as our tongues started dancing the polka in Gwen mouth, she gently began to stroke my cock.
Then after closing my hands into two tight fists, I trapped Gwen's dark brown curls deep within it them. And in less than two minutes, outside in the parking lot of our new apartment. My balls exploded for a second time in Gwen's warm and very soft hand.
And for every throb or pump of my loins, Gwen did one full stroke up and down. As she appeared to a veteran of the good old-fashioned water pump, because Gwen used long steady hand strokes instead of short rapid ones.
Plus, with each full stroke of her slippery fist, Gwen managed to coax a little more of my boy butter out of my family jewels.
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