LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT HELEN, SHALL WE?

Fresh – Slowly blended egg whites and EVOO create fresh Homemade Mayonnaise. 

Mayo – Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise.

Real – Kraft Real Mayonnaise.

Whip – Miracle Whip Salad Dressing.

No Fat – Hellmann's Fat Free Mayonnaise.

Free – Kraft Fat Free 1,000 Island Salad Dressing.

Yellow – French’s Yellow Mustard.

Brown – Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.

Dijon – Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard.

Horse – Heinz Premium Horseradish Sauce.

Oil – EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) mixed with both Red and White Wine Vinegar.

The LOT Finisher

Which includes (Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s.

The STOP Finisher

Which offers (Spinach, hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions along with Pepper rings  cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers).

The PLOTS Finisher

That combines both the LOT and STOP finishers without double tomato's and onions. But still includes (Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers, Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s and Spinach).

Unless of course you want us to add double onions and tomatoes to your Hot Pastrami Sandwich. If so, then just ask us for The STOP/LOT Finisher instead.

Then with a trip to our extra item bar for any additional items that will make your sandwich a true masterpiece. Here's where you get to decide what additional items that you want to go with your Hot Pastrami Sandwich.

At your request, we'll toss in a teaspoon of each ingredient you choose into your favorite spread. You can select just one item or each and every item we have listed below. And the potential combinations are endless.

I always add the Jalapeno and roasted peppers with mayo to mine.

Sweet Pickle Relish, Dill or India Pickle Relish, Celery, Onions (red, green and white), Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (red, green, orange and yellow) Olives (black and green), Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers.

If you want to give your Hot Pastrami Sandwich some added kick. Just ask us to add some of our Homemade Three Pepper Paste or 3-P to your favorite spread.

If you tell us Turn up the Heat, we’ll mix in one teaspoon. But if you tell us to Set it on Fire, we’ll mix in two teaspoons. Or if you want us to Make it Burn Baby, we’ll mix in three teaspoons.  

Wearing latex gloves we remove the stems on five or six dried Chipole and Habanro peppers.

Then we slice each pepper and under cold running water to remove the seeds and membrane. And after all the peppers have been rinsed and cleaned, we cook them over a low heat in four cups of water. While their cooking, we cut the stems and tips off five or six Jalapeño peppers, which is the third pepper in our homemade paste.

Next we slice and rinse the center portion of the Jalapeños and finely chop them for the additional item bar. Once we remove the meat from around the stem and toss it in the pot with the tips. Now we dice up about a half-cup of each red and yellow onion’s and green and red bell peppers.

When the peppers are done cooking and cooled, we place them in the blender with the onions, bell peppers, and the crushed cloves of a whole garlic bulb with a tablespoon of each of the following ingredients. Paprika, cumin, salt and course ground black pepper.

Lastly using some of the water we cooked the peppers in, we add it in slowly to our blended mix. As we're looking for the consistency of oatmeal and the ability to stick to an upturned spoon without falling off.

Once we achieve this, it's off to the fridge in a covered bowl. Where it will last about a week or until it's needed to add some extra heat to you’re favorite spread on any of our sandwiches.  

Helen gave me a reason not to want to drink anymore, and it was her.

Two guys and two naked young ladies in a fan room aboard a ship, guess what happened next?

Larry gets naked and schooled in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway, which wasn't easy.

The girls were flashing inside the mall and all I got were a few hand-jobs out in the parking lot.

They caught a dildo as it slid out of Helen's cunt and they were in her ass. So I had too.

Helen and I had sex in the mall parking lot twice. And after we got home, I invented a game.  

And as I dozed off, for my nap. I wondered how our date might have turned out if Helen didn’t down my drink and agreed with my two for one offer. And if she did, both Helen and I would have quickly ended up sitting in the bar completely naked. Then Helen and I would have to start playing chicken. Just to see who panicked first and scrambled to get dressed.

And I would have hoped that it was Helen instead of me. Especially after some of the things that Suzan and I did while we dated and after we were married. Along with some of the stuff that I did after Nancy the babysitter started watching us on Monday nights while my parents bowled. Along with all the things I did while I was naked or partially naked in school. Not to mention all the stuff that I did with Fay.

Although at this point, I knew nothing about Helen. Just like I hoped Helen knew nothing about me, unless Lance already told her about some of past my drinking issues. Anyway, still thinking back, Suzan and I would occasionally just hang out naked on the beach underneath a blanket.

 
And sometimes when we waited too long before getting dressed again, the beach patrol, or worse the cops would bust us and tell us to leave. Then we would simply head out to the local hot dog joint and grab a couple of Heid’s Hot dogs, Coney’s (a.k.a. white hots) or some chili cheese fries before heading back home.

But usually Suzan and I would just start playing a marathon game of strip monopoly. Some of which lasted all weekend. Or the one game that took us almost week to finish. Because we would occasionally take breaks to attend family functions or to just get out of the house for a while.

But because we were both so competitive and sexually charged, we would pick up right where we left off when we got home. Often getting out of our clothes long before we got back inside and leaving a trail of our discarded clothing behind us. So you see Helen, if you were counting your chickens before they were hatched. Or if you thought that I would be getting dressed before you did, you would have been sadly mistaken.

But it was those thoughts about Suzan and I spending time under a blanket in the middle of a beach or simply playing strip monopoly. That made my dick hard and caused me to quickly leave the missile house and head back downstairs towards the bathroom.

Then after I jerked off the first time, it was thoughts of me and Helen sitting in a bar naked that consumed my mind the rest of day Saturday. While I dreamt about Helen sitting next to me and jerking me off in a room full of drunken men. 

As they kept rubbing their eyes or kept shaking their heads, all because there was a naked lady sitting in the bar with them. And I jerked off five more times that Saturday too, with four of them being before 0000-0400 (midnight to zero four hundred watch) or the mid-watch as it’s more commonly called in the navy, along with a last time, after I finished standing my watch. 

Then Sunday, since I was watch free. I simply knocked out all my work early and spent the rest of the time in my rack, where I though about the time that I saw Abby completely naked when she came running out of the shower to check on her crying baby Cassi.

And how all those tiny beads of water and soap suds slowly trickled down her bronze sculpted and completely tanned body, only to drip off her long dirty blonde pussy hairs before landing on the floor.

And a little over a week later, it would be Fay’s naked body that would become the second one that I saw. Plus it was also that day when I told Fay what happened upstairs in Abby’s apartment about a week ago. And when Fay asked, “When you saw Abby’s dripping wet body, what did you want to do?” 

After swallowing hard, I looked Fay straight in her bright green eyes and replied. “I wanted to lie down on the floor and collect all of that dripping soap in my wide open mouth. Then I wanted to lick up all of the other drops of soapy water leading back towards the bathroom from her bedroom doorway.”

Giggling back at me, Fay picked up the belt or sash from her red bathrobe off the floor. Then she wrapped it around me and pulled my naked body within two feet of hers and said.” I see.”

Then Fay continued telling me her two rules, by saying. “Rule Number 1, you can never touch me. And Rule Number 2, you can never get any of your cum on me.”

Finally Fay finished by adding. “If you understand and agree with these rules. I want you to start jerking off for me, right now.”

And soon after I started, it didn’t take long for me to start shooting my load. Plus I must have had a tell or something, because just before my spunk would have landed on her. Fay let go of the red belt and moved out of the way.

Then tapping her bare foot on the floor, she said. “Rule Number 2, you can never get any of your sperm on me. Now lick up your mess. And anytime you get any of your cum on my floors, you’re to lick it up without me having to remind you. Do you understand?”

In between licks and before my second pass on the hallway floor, I nodded and said. “Yes I understand.”

Then Fay quickly cut in by saying. “Yes Mommy, I understand.”

So I just as quickly replied. “Yes Mommy, I understand.”

As I started my third pass, tongue mopping the hardwood hallway floor. Wishing that I was licking my cum off Fay long light-red cunt hairs instead. And after my fourth floor washing tongue pass and when Fay was satisfied with a job well done. Plus with me thinking about licking Fay’s pussy the entire time, it only made my dick hard all over again.

And by the time I finally stood up, Fay giggling as he picked the belt to her bathrobe up off the floor. Then she wrapped it around me a second time, before pulling me within a foot of her and said. “Remember rule Number 2, and jerk off for mommy.”

Now with nowhere to run and no way for Fay to avoid getting sprayed, I started jacking off for her. But because we were so close, and with Rule Number 1 in mind. I had to practically jerk off straight up instead of out, so I wouldn’t accidentally touch Fay in the process.

Plus I had to try and catch all of my expended juices in the same hand that I was jerking off with. Because at this point, I wasn’t really sure if Fay would even attempt to move out of the way. Or if she could avoid getting hit regardless of what she did. Anyway, with Fay constantly saying, “That’s a good boy, now cum for mommy.”

Over and over again, it didn’t take long for me to bust my second nut in the hallway. Only this time, I didn’t get a drop of sperm on the hardwood floor. As I managed to catch all of it in my hand or closed fist, then Fay grabbed my wrist.

Which I thought was contradictory to Rule Number 1, where I couldn’t touch her. But I guessed that it was OK for Fay to touch me. Then as Fay said, “Now open your hand for Mommy.”

As she pulled it right under her nose and inhaled deeply. And after four or five deep breaths, Fay let out a sigh of relief before saying. “Now that’s what mommy likes, the smell of fresh cum. I wish they could bottle this. Now go wash up.”

And that’s when it dawned on me, they actually could. Because I remember back when I was not too much younger, and a neighborhood friend named Patrick and I used to spy on a nearby all girls home. Hoping of course that we would get lucky, but we never did.

Anyway the house was surrounded on the left and right sides with chestnut trees. And when the nuts were in season, they smelled exactly like freshly ejaculated sperm. So all Fay needed was a jar full of chestnuts that were in season and unscrew the top anytime she needed to take a whiff.

But I didn’t mind being Fay’s or mommy’s walking little jack off toy. And I was perfectly willing to jerk off for Fay anytime that she wanted or needed me to. Anyway, I jerked off for Fay many times in the weeks and months to come. Even while Chaz and Clyde were at home and twice, while they were in the next room watching a football game.

Then it was less then a month after I saw Fay naked for the first time, when she actually brought my dripping soap dream to life. And one Saturday morning, while Chaz and Clyde were out gathering supplies. Fay asked me to join her in the shower.

And Fay watched me jerk off while she washed her hair. Then again while Fay used her luffa to continuously lather up her apple-sized tits and light-red carpeted snatch. Fay even watched me jerk off a third time, while I constantly lathered up my cock and balls with my hand. Because I wasn’t allowed to use or beat off in her luffa either. Although that was never one of Fay’s official rules, just an unspoken one.

Anyway, when I finished jerking myself off that third time, Fay turned the water off and said. “Lay down in the tub and I’m going to squat over you. Then you can catch all of my dripping soap in your mouth.”

It took us a couple of dry runs, no pun intended in the shower, or tries to get our positioning just right. But there was absolutely no way that Fay and I could do this without me touching her. So Fay gave me a pass this time, as we finally ended up with my arms folded above my head and her feet right under my shoulders and along my sides, below my armpits.

Then after one final dry run. Fay lathered up her apple tarts and snatch right before giving the front of her body a quick splash of shower water. And using the tub spigot for balance, Fay did a deep squat as she leaned forward until her long, wet and soapy pussy hairs started tickling my nose.

And I had to turn my head to side and spit out six mouthfuls of soapy breast and cunt hair water. Before Fay’s steady trickle finally slowed to just a few drops. And as Fay stood up again, she hit her body with another quick splash of the shower and said. “After you finish drying off, you can follow my trail and lick up any drops you find along the way.”

So as Fay started to slowly walk out of the bathroom with towel in hand. I grabbed a second one and quickly dried off before following her on my hand and knees towards the master bedroom. And each time I picked my head up to locate the next puddle on the floor. I could see Fay standing a just few feet in front of me drying her golden-red hair with her towel.

Anyway and back on the ship and since I decided to skip lunch. I spent my late Sunday morning on the ship jerking off to that very fond memory. Plus later that afternoon, I did it again, while I was thinking about Abby. And her soapy body, because she was the first living and breathing naked lady that I saw in my entire life.

And later around dinnertime, I was called to the Quarterdeck because I had guests onboard. The Quarterdeck is the area on the ship where the ship’s crew and their guests enter or exit the vessel via a brow. Like a plank in the days of old or an accommodations ladder, which is a stairway leading up to the ship. Since I was not expecting any visitors, I was puzzled as to who wanted to see me.

But when I arrived, I was quite pleased to see that Lance had brought Lilly and Helen with him. And I didn't know that Lance had to be onboard by midnight Sunday to start his engineering plant watch rotation, as he simply decided to check aboard early.

And since Helen wanted to see me again, Lance decided to bring the girls down with him for dinner. But I was also delighted and puzzled to see that the girls were clad in high heels and both wearing raincoats. And there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, or one that I could see. Anyway since he girls had just left the house, I simply figured that they watched the latest weather forecast, and heard about some rain in the very near future. 

With Lilly, being a veteran of shipboard life, she quickly removed her heels and walked down all of the ladders backwards. A ladder is a steep staircase that is used to move from one level or deck on the ship to another. Helen followed suit, not wanting to be seen like a novice which she clearly was. And once the four of us were all on the messdecks, the girls leaned on me and Lance while they quickly replaced their heels.

Plus the sight of that very lovely little distraction quickly drew the attention of everyone else who was already seated there. The messdecks is an area on the ship where the sailors ate their meals; it’s like a great big dining room or dining hall that doubles as a movie theater when the ship was deployed. And our messdecks could very easily seat around 70 people in a combination of six person booths and four person tables.

That night the ship was having meatloaf mashed potatoes and gravy, with peas and yellow squash. After we passed through the serving line, I offered to take Helen's coat before she sat down. With that, both Helen and Lilly began to giggle as Lance quickly said. “I don’t think that wouldn't be a very good idea.”

As he winked at me, still not quite sure what was going on. I just let it pass, as we were seated in a booth with the girls on the inside. Then after Helen placed my hand between her legs, I soon discovered that she wasn't wearing panties or even a dress underneath her raincoat. And that’s also when the tiny light bulb in my brain finally turned on, as Lance winked at me again.

Then as Lance and I both ate our meal one handed while we fondled our young ladies under the table with a room full of guys. Who were totally oblivious as to what was going on practically right under their vary noses. And all in all, there were around 20 to 50 other guys that came in to eat and later left the messdecks while the four of us slowly ate our meal.

Plus from that night on, meatloaf with mashed potatoes with gravy along with peas and yellow squash mixed together, became my favorite meal of all time. And every time since then, that the ship had meatloaf or when I ordered it when I was dining out with another one of my other girlfriends. It always brought me back to my first meatloaf dinner on the messdecks with Helen.

After dinner, Lance and I took all of our used trays and dinner ware to the scullery, as the girls once again removed their high heals. The scullery is a place on the ship near the galley or kitchen, which is used to wash dishes. And once we climbed the ladder back up to the weather deck, the girls once again leaned on us, as they replaced their high heals.

Then it dawned on me that Lance and Lilly had done this many times in the past, and they both led the way. We slowly strolled around for a while, stopping every few minutes to look out over the water. The weather decks are areas on the ship that are exposed to the weather.

And later on, I found out that the reason we stopped so many times was to make sure that no one was paying much attention to us. Before the four of us had a chance to pop into a fan room and we could be alone with our dates for the evening. A fan room is a place where large volumes of air are either sucked into or blown out of the engine room to either provide fresh air or remove the hot and stale air.

Then once the coast was clear, we entered the fan room one at a time as Lance held the door partially open. With the girls going in first and Lance entering last. But by the time I stepped in, both Helen and Lilly had already removed their raincoats and were standing completely naked except for their high heals. And as soon as Lance stepped in and before he was able to close the (hatch) door, Lilly immediately dropped to her knees and took Lances shaft deep within her throat.

And while this was going on right next to the door, Helen released my swollen cock from my dungarees and slowly started stroking it. Dungarees are a navy term meaning jeans. As I attempted to watch Lance thrusting in and out of Lilly's mouth, Helen quickly turned my head towards her and planted a big sloppy wet kiss on my lips. Then Helen slowly guided my hand down between her legs, while I grabbed a fist full of Helen’s hair with the other. 

Then I very slowly plunged two fingers deep within her hairless womanhood, searching for her hidden little honey pot. And just like on the messdecks earlier, I curled my fingers backwards and towards my wrist, until I found Helen’s treasure trove. Then I rapidly began to thrust my fingers in and out of her very wet and juicy cunt, using my wrist as a pivot point.

And once Helen started leaking, the faster I flicked my wrist and fingers in and out of her. And the more I tickled her sweet spot with my fingers, the more she leaked. And once I felt Helen’s knees start to buckle, I emptied my balls into her still stroking palm. But I also quickly glanced over to Lance and Lilly, when Helen's and my lips briefly parted ways to catch our breath.

Lance had Lilly's head trapped between his big hands and his groin, while Lilly appeared to be gasping for air. Soon Lilly was pounding on his leg as Lance’s cum began to ooze out from the corners of Lilly’s mouth.

Also while I was watching Lance and Lilly, I was licking Helen's wetness from my fingers and hand. At the same time, Helen was cleaning off her hand and thigh with some napkins that she took from the messdecks earlier.

And Helen softly said. “I hope you enjoyed that? Because that’s as close to licking my pussy as you’ll get. Plus, I will never suck your cock like that. Or even put it in my mouth. So, if you want me to leave right now. Just say so. But if you still want me to stick around for a while, at least now you know what I’m willing to do and will not do.”

With Helen’s terms for me dating her now laid out, in the fan room here. I quickly pulled her close to me and kissed her passionately before saying. “I agree to your terms here, and any other ones you wish to add in the very near future.”

Lilly just giggled and was still licking her lips while the four of us started getting dressed. Then Lance took a quick peek outside to make sure that the coast was clear before we all exited. And for the next twenty minutes or so, we just slowly walked arm in arm around the weather decks as if nothing was amiss.

When we finally made it back to the quarterdeck area, the girls gave us both a big a hug and kiss before they left the ship. And that night was when I added Helen and Lilly's fan room follies to my list of Go to Dreams in my Spank Bank.

These are the very fond memories that I use when I have a hard on. Or one could say, they are the movies that I play in my mind to assist me in relieving my swollen member. Some of my other dreams included. Suzan giving me a hand job in the bus stop on the way to her house. 

Another one was when Suzan let me touch her clean shaven pussy in that very same bus stop. And a third one was when I held one of Suzan’s orange-sized breasts in my hand while she was babysitting.

Plus I had four months of very fond memories of playing cock and muff games with Fay. But my fondest memory was when Suzan finally took my virginity on the third floor at Clyde's House. While we were both leaning over a wheelbarrow full of plaster and lathe board pieces in a modified version of doggy style.

And Suzan was basically trapped between my hard cock and the unmoving wheelbarrow. Then we both collapsed on that pile of debris, as I unloaded my seed deep within her. And that dream or movie was one that I used most often.

But I also used the memory where Suzan was completely naked and kneeling in the living room where she babysat and giving me a blowjob. Plus I always tried to end that movie early or simply leave out the part where some of the local policemen interrupted us before I could bust a nut and finish.

While other times I simply let that dream continue. And I kept shoving my cock in and out of Suzan’s mouth until I exploded and filled her throat with my cum before we let the police in. All because the local neighborhood watch called the cops on me and who in the hell heard of a neighborhood watch anyway.

And now with our Fan Room Follies as the first of my Helen dreams that were slowly going to replace all of my older ones with Suzan. Except for the memory that involved the wheelbarrow, which I still use to jerk off to from time to time, because you never forget the time you lost your cherry.

But I still had all the fond memories of Fay and what she made me do. All in her quest and desire to keep smelling the fresh cum of a seventeen year old virgin. 

When Helen got dressed for the last time, she left her dress unbuttoned from the collar to just below her apple-sized breasts. And in the process she showed off a lot of cleavage between the two main trees in her apple orchard. Plus Helen also kept it unbuttoned from just below her crotch all the way down to the hemline. Man that exciting and very wonderful view gave me a boner that just wouldn't quit. And I still had my final exam to pass before we got to the mall.

Lance deliberately got himself trapped in the middle of traffic; and said. “It’s was game time.”

Only this time, not only did we have a car on both sides of us. They were practically along side of us the whole time too. And Lance kept adjusting his speed in order to keep them there. Plus we also had a car right behind us too.

Now it was time for me to get some actual experience by getting undressed in a moving car. Plus I had to spend some extra time getting dressed again because of the boner that Helen gave me back in the parking lot. And since Helen was in charge and my main tutor, she made me get undressed a second time in bumper to bumper traffic. After I got both undressed and dressed the first time. 

And the entire time Helen who was sitting right next to me, was giggling so hard. It made Lilly turn around just to see what was going on in the back seat. But when Lilly saw that I was sitting naked and my hardness was sticking straight out, she quickly asked. “Helen, you're going to take care of that at the mall for him, aren’t you?”

“Of course, I will.” Helen said, before she asked Lance to make sure that he parked under a streetlight.

“Sure will.” Was Lance’s response to Helen’s request, while he continued to drive the four of us to the mall.

Along the way, Lilly and Helen kept saying that they were going to have some fun tonight. As they all called it. Plus before Lance even parked the car, Helen started to slowly stroke on my rigid pole. After Lance parked, he and Lilly got out, before Lilly peered in the back seat.

And as Lilly started giggling, she said. “Helen, it looks like you have things well in hand already.”

Then with Lilly still giggling, her and Lance started walking towards the mall arm in arm. Shortly after Lance and Lilly left, my balls emptied right into Helen waiting hand.

When we finished cleaning up, Helen tossed my clothes out the open window before getting out. Then she told me to wait inside the car, until she said that I could get out. And Helen quickly picked up my clothes from the tarmac, before heading towards the mall.

Then she walked up to a car in the first row, which was the closest to the mall. And after she put my clothes on the hood of it, Helen finally motioned for me to come out and join her. Even though it wasn’t the first time that I was completely naked out in public, or the first time that I was in a parking lot. It was the very first time that I was naked in a busy parking lot.

Because I was naked in school twice on a Friday night after class and even out in the hallway too. I’ve stood on Fay’s front porch many times and smoked a cigarette while I was naked, because I wasn’t allowed to smoke indoors. And, I even walked down Fay’s front stairs to the sidewalk in my birthday suit a couple of times too. Plus each time, I’ve jerked off and licked my cum off the porch and sidewalk when I was finished.  

Granted I even stood naked outside of Abby door many times, three of which were on Fay’s request. And all three of those times were while Abby was home. Along with many other times while she was home too. Most of which were late and night when I was roaming the halls and Fay’s apartment naked.

Because I hoped that Fay would catch and join me in my naked travels. But Fay only caught and joined me once, and Chaz and Clyde almost caught me once each. But each time I managed to safely duck into the bathroom. And because I started leaving a pair of dirty clothes in there, they never actually caught me in there or leaving the bathroom naked.

The first time that Fay had me jerking off in front of Abby’s door. Was right after I told Fay that I have previously jacked off in front of her Abby’s door at least a dozen times, most of which I was completely naked. So Fay had a wicked idea. Because Fay had a letter that was addressed to Abby that was put in the wrong mailbox yesterday.

I was to wear a pair of Fay’s white stockings and garter, jerk off in front of Abby’s door, and then deliver it to her. After which, I had to strip down for Fay, and jack off at the bottom of the staircase while Fay looked on. So I stripped out of my coveralls in Chaz’s and Fay’s bedroom, while Fay went through her drawers and looked for the perfect pair for me to wear.

And they were a pair of white fishnet stockings that ended about mid-thigh with a row of tiny pink bows all around the top. First, Fay had me model just the stockings for her, as I walked around her bedroom. But because they kept falling down while I walked, she decided to add a garter too.

As a seventeen year old virgin, I have never experienced using a garter before. So Fay had to teach me how to operate the latches several time. But with Fay’s warm fingers touching my tender young skin, I got an instant boner from her first contact. 

Also because Fay enjoyed seeing me with a hard-on, especially because it was with her, for her, and totally made by her sheer presence whether naked or fully clothed. And for a few minutes, while I stroked my cock for Fay, she said. “I want you to go upstairs. Then I’m going to call Abby and tell her that I just sent you up with an importing letter for her. And once you hear the phone ring, I want you to start getting dressed with your cock still hanging out. Then I want you to start jerking off for Abby.”

Then Fay was supposed to chit chat with Abby for a while, before she hung up. But she didn’t say exactly how long that was going to be. But the only problem with Fay’s plan was. That I couldn’t jerk off, catch all of my cum in one hand, zip up my coveralls and hand Abby the letter at the same time.

So I had to improvise Fay’s plan by putting a corner of the letter in my mouth while I jerked off and zipped up. Then with my cum-filled hand safely hidden behind my back, I could deliver the misplaced mail to Abby with my other one. And with fresh spunk in hand, Abby would be one step closer to actually catching me jack off in front of her, though I still wouldn’t be naked.

So with the ringing of Abby’s phone, Fay’s plan was put into motion. And I started getting dressed and jerking off. Except I couldn’t remember if Abby’s phone had a long cord like Fay’s did. Because Fay could be on the phone and in the Hallway at the same time and if Abby could do the same thing, I was surely get busted.

But this time, with Helen, was a whole other matter altogether. So I very slowly and cautiously made my way up to the front row of parked cars where Helen was guarding my clothes. But before she allowed me to get dressed, Helen lifted her dress and flashed me her bald beaver and guided my right hand directly towards her wet crotch.

Now while I was standing naked in the mall parking lot finger banging my girlfriend. Helen continued to hold her dress up and wide open for me and anyone else looking on to see, until I got another hard on. Then Helen quickly dropped the hem of her dress and started jerking me off between the two parked cars. And while I was cumin, Helen directed my cock to cum all over the hood of the car and right next to the spot where she put my clothes earlier.

And when my balls were pumped dry and Helen finally stopped stroking my cock, she let me get dressed. And when I finished, Helen and I walked into the mall arm in arm, just like Lance and Lilly did earlier. Along the way, I asked Helen, “Exactly what does have some fun mean?”

She giggling, and said. “Wasn’t standing in a naked in a parking lot finger fucking me and jerking you off, fun?”

 
After I swallowed hard, I had to confess by saying. “Yes, it was a lot of fun and very exciting for me.”

Trying to hedge my bet, so I can have more fun like that. I continued saying. “And I can’t wait to have more fun like that. Helen, what gets you excited like that?”

And Helen quickly replied. “You'll see. Just sit back and watch. And if you need a little release again, just let me know so we can find a dark corner where I can take care of it for you. Maybe even inside the mall this time, or in the men’s or ladies room?”

Then Helen and I walked into a variety of specialty shoe stores along with the few department stores that also sold shoes. Plus Helen showed me exactly where to stand so that I had the best possible view of what she was doing. And while Helen was trying on various types and styles of shoes, she always made sure that the salesman got a good view of her hairless womanhood. Plus Helen didn’t even care if that salesman was young or old, she flashed them all equally.
 

Helen even made sure that she was always standing over or at least near one of those portable floor mirrors. And this device offered the salesmen a clear and pinpoint view of her hairless pussy every time they approached her. Helen even managed to unbutton the bottom of her dress above navel. And this younger salesman kept fumbling while he tried to put a set of high heals on her feet, with her crotch right in his face.

Plus I even believed that Helen would have unbuttoned the entire front of her dress. And let it slip off her shoulders onto the floor right behind her seat, if another customer wasn't heading directly towards them. And watching Helen slowly undo and later refasten her dress in front of that salesman instantly caused my cock to beg for relief again.

And when the young salesman looked up at her with a smile on his face from ear to ear, apparently happy with his work and finally getting her shoes buckled. Or maybe it was because Helen gave him an up close and personal face full view of her bald cunt that made him smile like that.

None the less, as he was kneeling directly in front of her with his eyes lingering between the open slit of Helen’s dress. And after Helen parted her legs and dress a little wider for him, as he continued to stare into her void. That’s when Helen slowly lifted his chin up to meet her gaze.
 

In between shoe stores, Helen said. “Lilly was off trying on clothes. And that in the early days of dressing rooms most of them were makeshift areas within each department that sold clothes. Many of them just had curtains vice actual doors, while others were only outfitted with just saloon style half doors in the middle of the doorway. Plus if someone actually liked and wanted to be watched, like Lilly did. While she was changing clothes, it was pretty easy to achieve. And that was the little kink that Lilly loved.”

Then after I said, “Helen, watching you with that last salesman, gave me another boner.”

Helen reaching out to feel my hard cock just let her hand linger there, as she continued. “Lilly likes to be watched while she getting dressed and undressed in public. And most of the time Lilly would just leave the door open. While other times she would use a bobby pin to jamb the doors open as if they were actually broken. Plus Lilly also takes her time, whenever she was changing clothes in one of the dressing rooms. Sometimes even playing with herself while she’s in there.”

Still slowly squeezing my dick, right there in the mall, Helen went on by saying. “Lilly also likes going out shopping with just a hoodie on. So she could either flash her tits by simply unzipping it. Or she can show her hairy bottom by bending over things or by reaching up high for something off of an upper shelf. And every once in a while Lilly would walk around the stores with her hoodie unzipped all the way.”

Quickly thinking to myself, where in the hell were girls like Helen and Lilly when I was growing up. Because if I only knew that girls like them actually existed. I would have spent way more time hanging out at the malls. And a lot less time at Macarthur Stadium watching the Syracuse Chiefs play “Triple A” baseball.
 

As Helen and I started walking towards the rest rooms, she continued saying. “And every so often, Lilly would simply pop out of one of the dressing rooms. And it didn’t matter if she was only partially clothed or fully naked. Just to ask Lance if he needed another blowjob yet. And if he didn’t, she would just go back in and try something else on. But if he either wanted or needed one, Lilly would just motion him to join her.”

Standing right outside the rest rooms and Helen rubbing my hard cock right through my jeans again asked. “In the Men’s or Ladies room?”

Sill slightly dumb struck, by what Helen was doing, I quickly replied. “Ladies choice.”

When Helen was finished having fun in that mall, we headed back out towards the parking lot. But before we got there, and with Helen’s dress now unbuttoned again from her naval down. She hiked her leg up on one of the chairs in the main lobby and placed my hand right under her dripping bald-beaver and said. “Catch it and don’t drop it. Who knows what’s been on these floors.”

Laughing I simply said. “Maybe some of yours and Lilly’s leaking ladies fluids?”

Laughing right back at me, Helen quickly replied. “Or maybe even some of your manly liquids on the ladies room floor and a mirror too. God only knows that I left plenty of drops on several floor mirrors today, since you fucked me.”

Then after Helen popped the little throbbing pink device out, she said. “Now stick it in my ass, while it’s still wet.”

So I did. And even though Suzan’s ass was the first one that I stuck my finger in, Helen’s was the first one that I ever had the pleasure or sticking anything in there before my finger. And I almost forgot how tight it was, as I started to wiggle my finger back and forth a little bit, to try and get it in deeper.

And when Helen let out a little moan, she unbuttoned a few more buttons on her dress. Before pulling my hand and finger free. Then as she dropped her foot to the floor and slowly guided my finger towards my mouth before saying. “Larry, you had better savor that. Because it could be the one and only sample that you’re ever going to get. Because I’ve never let anyone’s finger, tongue or cock near or in my ass before.”

After Helen guided my other hand towards her snatch again, she continued saying. “And when my last boyfriend Paul unsuccessfully tried shove his cock in my ass, instead of my pussy. So don’t get any ideas either. Because that was the last time that Paul ever got a piece of ass from me, and I dumped him the very next day.”

So I quickly replied, “Don’t worry. I would never try anything like that.”

While on the inside, I simply said. “Although Suzan did have to yell, wrong hole to me a couple of time while we were in the throws of passion.” 

But with all of this potential ass fucking talk. Not to mention the tart taste of Helen’s ass. My cock was swollen again and pressing hard against the buttons of my 501’s. And after placing Helen’s hand on the front of my jeans, she had my cock out and in her hand before we even walked outside.

Plus I was also having a real hard time trying to hold my pants up and walking at the same time. And trust me; these two very simple tasks are quite difficult when someone else is leading you around a parking lot by your blood filled cock. But once we were finally between two-parked cars. I gave up the struggle and let my jeans pool around my ankles before I slowly stepped out of them. Next I soon took my T-shirt off and tossed it on my discarded jeans.

And there I was standing completely naked again and getting jacked off by a lady who was only a dozen or so buttons from being just as naked. Only this time, Helen asked me to help her finish unbuttoning her dress. So while she worked her way down from her apple-sized tarts, I was working my way up from just below her belly button. And in less than a minute, Helen was standing there just as naked as I was.

After Helen sat down on the fender of one car, she trapped me between her out stretched legs on the fender of an adjoining one. And with her ass cheeks firmly in hand, that’s where I fucked Helen out in a mall parking lot, between two parked cars.

When we finished and broke our lip lock. I carried Helen's dress, while she held my jeans and shirt. And we slowly walked arm in arm to Lance’s car. But when we got there, both Lance and Lilly were also naked in the front seat. With Lilly’s head buried in Lance’s lap and both of his hands wrapped tightly in her short dark hair holding it there.

When Helen lightly tapped on the driver’s side window, Lance rolled it down while saying. “It looks like you two were having just as much fun as we are.”

Then with Lance releasing Lilly’s trapped hair. Lilly raised her head revealing her cum and saliva soaked face and matted hair, before adding. “This is Lance’s fourth blowjob in about thirty minutes. And he seems to be having a little trouble rising to the occasion. Would you two mind helping a poor cum starved lady out?”

Laughing back at her, Helen poked her head in all the way up to her waist and quickly replied. “Anything for you girlfriend just as long as you can return the favor, because with this vibrator up my ass, I’m so dam horny I need to get fucked again. Lance, you wouldn’t mind if Larry finger-bangs you wife would you?”

Lilly quickly nodded her head in agreement. Before she buried her face in Lance’s lap and started sucking his cock again. So while Lilly sucked, Helen with her head, arms and waist inside the window was holding Lilly’s head down. And Lance quickly asked. “Only of I could finger fuck you at the same time. Because Lilly likes to keep her pussy as far away from my hands as she can. So I can force her to swallow as much of me as she can handle.”

So with a quick sure, why not, from me and a brief but agreeing nod from Lilly cock-filled face. I got to watch Lance slip two fingers in my girlfriend’s snatch. And that’s when Lance said. “Man girl, you’re soaking fucking wet. I bet you wish that my fingers were a cock instead?”

Helen quickly replied, “You bet.”

Then Lance continued by saying. “Larry you had better get over there and start doing the same thing to my wife. Before I finger fuck all the want and desire out of your girlfriend here!”

And in less then ten seconds, I was over on the passenger side of Lance’s car and slowly opening the door. Making sure that Lilly’s feet, legs or knees didn’t hit the concrete. Because she was laying flat on her stomach with her toes pressed against the window glass.

Now sitting on the ground, between Lilly’s legs, I put one knee on each of my shoulders. And with hairy snatch almost as close as Fay’s was many months earlier, I very easily slid two fingers, three knuckles deep into my best friend’s wives dripping wet twat, before saying. “Lance, you wife is dripping wet too, I bet I can easily slide three fingers in her?”

Laughing lance quickly replied. “I bet you could, I’m already trying to slip a fourth one in Helen here. Dam it, I wish I had power windows in this dam thing. Then Helen could hike her leg up a little higher and give me better access.”

And that’s when Helen said. “I practically have my leg on your roof here. But it’s hard holding it there and your wives head down at the same time. Why don’t you stop playing with my dam nipples and hold your own wives head down.”

And with that said, I finally gave up trying to put my pinky finger in Lilly’s pussy too. That’s when Helen said, “Don’t worry Larry, if you can’t get a fourth one in too. Lance just stuck it up my ass instead.”

As I quickly replied, “Thank you, I needed that!”

And Lance piped in with. “Go ahead Larry, give it a try. Lilly will love it.”

Next it was Helen’s turn to chime in with. “Especially once you start to wiggle all four of your fingers at the same time, because Lance is driving me absolutely crazy doing that to me.”

And when I did the same thing to Lilly, she started to dry hump the car seat right there in front of me. Plus she also managed to somehow pull my face a little bit closer  to her pussy at the same time.

Once Lilly started spitting cum out of the corners of her mouth Helen said. “Good Girl! Now if you two are finished I would like my boyfriend to fuck me now.”

Giggling and rubbing Lance’s latest batch of cum and her expended saliva all over her face and hair, Lilly said. “Only if we get to watch, and help out if we’re needed.”

Laughing, Lance chimed in by saying. “I vote for helping out too, that is if we’re needed?”

And that’s when Helen finally added. “Just as long as I’m getting fucked, what ever you two decide to do is fine by me.”

Then used her dress along with my clothes, Helen made us a makeshift bed right there in the parking lot. Plus we were also between Lance’s car and another. Then after she laid there on her back, I fucked Helen missionary style right there and poor Lance and Lilly could only watch us make love in the narrow space.

Then later in the car I asked Helen. “Would you have unbuttoned you dress all the way, if that other lady wasn't heading in your direction?”

And Helen quickly said. “Yes, I would have and gravity would have done the rest for me. And I felt sorry for that poor kid too. Because I must have shown him his first piece of pussy and I was going to make him pick up my dress and put it back on me afterwards too. Plus I might have even asked him to button it back up for me too. Because I also like to train the new kids in the shoe business and pretty soon he would be just like that older salesman. You know the one that wanted to show me his stock room.”

That caused all four of us to break out laughing. As we drove home completely naked and sexually spent. At least I was and figured that Lance was too. But I had no idea if the girls were finished with us tonight. And when we got back to Lance and Lilly’s house, and long before the stories about what happened that evening started to die down. Helen was still horny as hell, and asked. “Do you guys mind if I sit in Larry’s lap while we keep talking?”

Giggling, Lilly quickly replied. “Lance, it looks like mommy’s little helper is having the same effect on Helen as it does on me. If she keeps this up, bet she’ll be sucking cock by morning.”

Laughing, Lance simply said. “If she doesn’t start doing it tonight, while we’re sitting here.”

Silently saying to myself and using my inside voice I silently said. “Lance I hope you’re right.”

But on the outside, I just said. “Helen, no pressure. I’m quite content with what we have now. So there’s no rush.”

And once Helen finished giving me a chubby, she mounted my pecker. In what I could only call a modified or a one of a kind version of a lap dance. I politely asked. “So Lance, when are you going to give the ladies room a try? Because I really enjoyed doing it and it was a total rush, for me.”

In a serious sounding voice, Lance softly replied. “Just as soon as the girls introduce you to Janice, Anastasia and Julie. I’ll give it a try.” 

Now with a very inquisitive look on my face, I asked. “Who are Janice, Anastasia and Julie?”

Giggling slightly, Helen momentarily stopped rocking back ad forth on my cock and said. “Just a couple of girls who work in the mall, that we met a couple of years ago. And Anastasia sold Lilly her first mommy’s little helper.” 

Almost in unison, Lance and Lilly started laughing right before Lilly chimed in with. “And that’s the one that I always have in my ass whenever Lance is in port.” 

Then a couple of minutes later and when Helen and I were finished with our cock inside cunt lap dance. Lance and Lilly decide to retire for the evening.

So I asked Helen. “Would you like to play a game with me? It’s called the Then Do You Like Game.”

Helen with a puzzled look on her face, asked. “How do you play?”

And I quickly replied, “It's a game that some couples play when they first meet. This is where you can ask your partner any questions that you want as long as the words do you like are in it. Plus there are no questions or topics that are off limits or out of bounds. Unless they are specified prior to the start of the game, but there is basically only one stipulation. That your partner must answer the questions truthfully and it’s almost like the traditional truth or dare game, except its just plain old truth and nothing but the truth.”

Then a few seconds later, Helen responded with, “Sure, it sounds like fun.”

So we started playing.