The meaning of the name Emily is to Strive or Excel or Rival.
The origin of the name Emily is English.
The English form of the Latin name Aemilia or Amelia
Other variations: Emilee, Emmalie, Emely, Emili
Emily was girl friend number three
Whose early morning sex became the key
Everything was going fine
Til the day a drew a line
With sex once a day, I did not agree
Emily is eggs, cheese and meat
Who made my heart and soul complete
I would pound her yokes
With long and rapid strokes
And once I finished between her feet
Easy, Medium, Hard, Scrambled, an Omelette or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the egg style for your Breakfast Sandwich.
Then with a trip to our extra item bar for any additional items that will make your sandwich a true masterpiece. Here's where you get to decide what additional items that you want to go with your Breakfast Sandwich.
At your request, we'll toss in a teaspoon of each ingredient you choose into your eggs. And you can select just one item or each and every item we have listed below, as the potential combinations are endless.
Whether I'm having an omelette, my eggs over easy, cooked medium, hard or just scrambled. I have always preferred my Breakfast Sandwiches to have a western flare. So i put Tomatoes, Bell Peppers, Onions and Jalapenos in mine.
But if I'm feeling particularly lazy that morning and don't want to slice and dice. I keep a jar of chunky salsa in the fridge for that very reason. Then with a few tablespoons in the frying pan towards the end, I have an easy or lazy western style Breakfast Sandwich.
Sweet Pickle Relish, Dill or India Pickle Relish, Celery, Onions (red, green and white), Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (red, green, orange and yellow) Olives (black and green), Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers.
White, Wheat, Rye, Pumpernickel, Sourdough, Whole Grain or Multi Grain. On flat bread, Pita, Baguette, Panini, Chabata or wraps (Plain or Whole Wheat). On a Sub roll (round or long) or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the bread for your Breakfast Sandwich.
American (white or yellow), Swiss, Baby Swiss, Colby Jack, Pepper Jack, Muenster, Provolone, Mozzarella, Asiago, Feta, Gouda, Limburger, Cheese Wiz, Havarti, Aged Cheddar, Lady Blue or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the cheese for your Breakfast Sandwich.
EGG SANDWICH
Any style of egg served on your choice of bread.
EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
Any style of egg plus any cheese selection served on your choice of bread.
STEAK, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
We season a sirloin flap steak on both sides with salt, black pepper, Worcestershire and a bold and spicy steak sauce. Then we cook it over high heat until it's hot before we add a little olive oil.
Next, we reduce the heat where it's cooked an additional 5 to 6 minutes per side. After a short rest, its hand carved against the grain then grilled. After a minute on each side, we make your eggs in the same spot on out flattop.
PORK ROLL, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
Some folks call it Taylor Ham while others call it Taylor Pork Roll. No matter what you call it, our pork roll comes fresh from the manufacturer, Taylor Provisions of Trenton New Jersey.
Once your order is placed, we grill thick slices of pork roll just before your eggs are prepared in the same location on our flattop. This allows the eggs to absorb some of the juices from the pork roll.
TURKEY BACON, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
Put the sizzle back into breakfast! Our brand name Turkey Bacon has that great bacon taste you love, with 50% less fat than pork bacon.
We use Lower Sodium Turkey bacon with Sea Salt and 25% less sodium. Plus it doesn't curl up and stays flat while cooking on the flattop. Here again, cooked in the same spot and just before your eggs.
CANADIAN BACON, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
Our store bought Canadian bacon, also called back bacon, is made from the pork loin, ham comes from the hindquarter of the pig (which is called the ham). And our salt cured ham, like country ham, that is only cure with salt; it has a different taste.
Either way, it's cooked just before your eggs in the same spot on our flattop that we use to cook the eggs
BACON, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
With today's quick salt-brining method (known as pickle curing) used by bacon producers, that allows liquid to naturally soak into the meat. And since we all know what happens when liquid hits hot oil, snap, crackle, pop! So, we pre-cook our bacon in the oven, which results in amazingly flat slices.
Then we use some of the juices rendered from the cooked bacon on our flattop to cook your eggs in.
PASTRAMI, SALAMI, CORNED BEEF, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
We place a mix of pastrami, salami and corned beef in a skillet over low to medium heat turning then occasionally.
Once the edges begin to shrivel they are removed from the skillet and your eggs are prepared right there in the same pan.
BOLOGNA AND CHEESE SANDWICH
We place a few slices of bologna in a skillet over low to medium heat turning then occasionally.
And once the edges begin to shrivel they are removed from the skillet and your eggs are prepared right there in the same pan.
TURKEY, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
We cook about 6 slices of our thin sliced store bought turkey or two links of turkey sausage on the grill for a few minutes before cooking your eggs to order in the same place on the flattop.
SAUSAGE, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH
We make our own pork sausage patties fresh daily. With a mixture of ground pork with ground sage, salt, course ground black pepper, cayenne pepper and brown sugar.
In a bowl we combine all the ingredients; mixing them well In a bowl we combine all the ingredients; mixing them well, and then shaping them into eight 4-in. diameter patties. Then in a pan over medium heat, we fry them for 3-4 minutes per side or until they are lightly browned.
EGG, CHEESE AND MEAT SANDWICH
Any style egg, any cheese, with any meat plus sweet peppers and tomato's.
OUR TWO EGG, TWO MEAT AND TWO CHEESE SANDWICH
Any two meat choices with any two cheese selections plus two eggs cooked any style.
OUR THREE EGG, THREE MEAT AND THREE CHEESE SANDWICH
Any three meat choices with any three cheese selections plus three eggs cooked any style.
OUR FOUR EGG, FOUR MEAT AND FOUR CHEESE SANDWICH
Any four meat choices with any four cheese selections plus four eggs cooked any style.
THREE BUTTERMILK PANCAKES
THREE EGGS OVER EASY
THREE STRIPS OF CRISPY BACON
HASH BROWNS
AN ENGLISH MUFFIN
NEW YORK STYLE CHEESECAKE
Emily was my third girlfriend and even though she kicked me out of her life, kind of like what Fay did many years earlier. One would think that I would have learned my lesson the first time, but I didn’t.
Fay ended our cock and muff games when I broke her first rule, which was, you can’t touch me. As I grabbed a hold of her soft light-red pussy whiskers one morning while she was lying naked on the couch and I was jerking off right over the top of her.
And Emily ended our seven month long relationship after I stuck my cock in her mouth while she was sleeping.
You see, Emily usually woke me up every morning by either sucking my cock. Or rubbing her pussy juice and soaked wet fingers all over my lips.
Then one night Emily actually fell asleep on me while I was eating her out. I guessed that she was really tired, instead of me doing a lousy job dining on her scrumptious all you can seafood buffet. So I continued eating for another fifteen minutes or so. And I only stopped because Emily actually started snoring.
Plus this happened right around the end of out fifth month together. Now with that in mind, I began to start jerking off on her and licking up my mess while she slept. Then I started rubbing her pussy and finger banging her as she continued to slumber away.
And that slowly progressed into me eating her out again and actually fucking her. Then Later, I wanted to see if Emily sucked cock while sleeping, the same was she did when she was awake. But she didn’t take to kindly to swallowing sperm as she slept. And the first two times, Emily didn’t say a word. But it was after the third time that Emily had enough. And she asked me to leave.
And since I was pretty nasty to Emily, if not totally evil, I deserved to be kicked out of her life for betraying her trust. Because when I told Emily that I wouldn’t touch her sexually, unless she touched me first. In addition to her being such a sound sleeper, I broke my word when I violated her body many times as she slept.
Anyway, I still had the most fun with Emily both in and out of the bedroom while we were dating. Plus I quickly invented Emily’s 5WH Game or the Who, What, Where, When, Why and How Game while we were sitting at her kitchen table.
Emily also helped me invent and to later modify the rules to Emily’s Wild Card UNO and Strip UNO Games. And with these modified rules, Emily’s and I used our collected wild cards to either give or receive sexual favors from each other.
But because we both stacked the deck, by adding extra wild cards for from additional UNO games we bought. We had to finally scrap the Wild Card version of the game all together.
Emily was also an improved version of Fay, one that I could actually touch. Although inappropriately at times, like when she was sleeping.
Plus unlike Fay, Emily would let me cum on her, especially on her tits or twat. Then she would let me lick it up afterwards too, but that too was also inappropriate at times.
Even with all of that, both the good and the bad. Emily was my favorite ex girlfriend of all-time. And she moved up to sit comfortably at the very top of that list, with my other twenty-four ex girlfriends under her.
Some very strange things tend to happen when you wake up with a boner and want pancakes.
A nice stroll around Virginia Beach and dinner at a quaint little mom and pop Italian restaurant.
Emily takes her night shirt off and practically dares me not to touch her.
After spending the first night sleeping on her sofa, we fucked in her kitchen during breakfast.
Emily asked about my past girlfriend, so I told her about Fay, just not everything.
She wanted me to start eating her out after we fucked and to share the spoils with her.
It was about a month or so since I returned from Gunner's Mate A-School. And I had just spent about 26 weeks or (6 months) in beautiful Great Lakes Illinois. Part of that school also included around 18 weeks of what is often called BEE School or Basics of Electronics and Electricity.
And there I was lying in my rack or bunk when reveille sounded. Reveille occurs at 0600 every morning aboard a navy ship. And it is usually piped with a bos'n whistle over the IMC. That’s the name for a shipboard public announcing system, in the crew spaces. That covers most of the spaces or rooms that the enlisted crew members either work or sleep in.
As I was just saying, I was lying in my rack when reveille sounded dreaming of the days when Helen and I would occasionally split a short stack of pancakes at a local diner. Helen and I split up when I got orders to Great Lakes and it was a little over a month before class started. And I had asked Helen if she wanted to go with me.
But Helen refused saying. “What the hell am I going to do in Chicago?"
When I quickly mentioned that Great Lakes, a.k.a. (also known as) North Chicago, is about an hour or so north of Chicago.
Helen just said. “Whatever.” And that was the official end of our relationship.
I tried to write Helen a few times (four actually) to see if she had a change of heart. But when I got nothing back, I guess I finally had my answer. I had hoped that Helen would change her mind once I was gone.
But Helen and the military lifestyle were always at odds with each other. And Helen didn't like the way she felt every time the ship left on a deployment. She said her stomach was always tied in knots as the ship left the pier. Lilly kept trying to tell her that it was love she was feeling, but Helen just said that Lilly was full of it.
Meanwhile, back to the story, did I tell you that I had a hankering for pancakes that Saturday morning too? And it was also the first of many choices that I had to make the day I met Emily.
My first choice was, get out of bed and actually eat some pancakes. Or stay in bed and dream about pancakes. Naturally I choose to actually go and eat them. My second choice was to stay on the ship, hoping they were serving pancakes that morning. Or leave the ship and search for pancakes.
At first I decided to stay onboard the ship. But quickly changed my mind when I found out the ship was having French toast instead. My third choice was do I stay and have French toast. Or leave the ship in search of Pancakes. The choice was easy, dam it, I wanted pancakes.
So I jumped into the water closet, the navy term for shower. Then I got dressed and left the ship. Since the local diner that Helen and I used to frequent was closed and boarded up. I had to choose someplace else to go.
My other local choices were The Waffle House and Denny's both less then 20 minutes away. And The International House of Pancake's, which was before they started calling themselves IHOP. And the closest one was about a 40-minute drive away from the base. With my fourth spin on the wheel of fate was I chose IHOP over the other two because the name said pancakes.
Sure the Waffle House and Denny's were both much closer, and they also served pancakes. But I decided that I needed and adventure too. Plus Denny's was too much like the steak house where Iris worked. And that was a stone I didn't want to turn right now.
Though, I still had a fourth note that Iris stashed in one of my sneakers. With her name, address, along with her home and work telephone numbers on it. And even though it was well over seven months since Helen and I split up. I didn't want to run right into Iris's arms after leaving Helen's, so Denny was no longer an option at this point in time.
Now back to the story, since I chose the adventure by taking the longer trip to IHOP for my pancake fix. When I arrived, I walked in slowly and scoped the place out, just like Helen and I did before she would start flashing. And that’s when I spotted her.
She was in her early twenties around five feet six with light brown hair, and blue eyes. She was shaped like an apple, which reminded me of Helen's tits, and also gave me an instant hard-on.
And she looked like she tipped the scale at around 220 or 230 pounds. She was a full figured girl with breasts the size of cantaloupes. And she had two pencil's sticking out of the bun she wore atop her head, plus a pair of glasses sitting right on the end of her very cute looking nose. But her glasses weren't attached to a chain like Miss. Robinson’s were.
With my hand in my pants, trying to adjust my arousal, I heard a female voice behind me say. “Good Morning Sir. Can I help you?”
Quickly thinking to myself as I turned around, I said. “If you can help me get rid of this boner, I would appreciate it.”
But in reality, I removed my hand from my pants before I turned around, as I pointed to girl with the light-brown hair and said. “I want to sit at one of her tables.”
Then she said. “Sir, my name is Jenny the Hostess, and it's not her turn.”
As I handed Jenny ten dollars I said. “I'll wait until it is then.”
After sitting down in the lobby, I saw Jenny safely tuck my Hamilton into her bra. And about five minutes later, Jenny came back and said. “I can seat you now Sir. Please follow me.”
Jenny was around my height five-foot ten, with dirty blonde hair that was pinned atop her head. She looked to be in her late twenties to early thirties with an hourglass figure. Jenny's breasts were about the size of grapefruits and her ass jiggled like Jell-O while she walked.
Quickly thinking to my self, since no other customers came in, Jenny just pocketed my cash. And now she was going to seat me somewhere else. Man this sucks, big time. But Jenny sat me at one of the girl’s tables with the pencils sticking out of her bun. And I picked a seat in the booth that gave me the largest view of all the tables that she was working.
Shortly after I sat down, this bubbly apple shaped woman came by and said. “Good morning, my name is Emily and I'll be your server today.”
And I quickly replied. “Good morning Emily, my name is Larry and I'll be your customer today.”
Giggling Emily asked. “What would you like to drink today Larry?”
And, I quickly said, “Apple Juice.” Most likely due to the fact that I just recently had apples on the brain, Emily’s apple-shaped figure and Helen’s apple-sized breasts.
And that's when Emily pulled one of those two pencils out of her hair and licked it, before asking. “Do you need more time to look at the menu Larry?”
But I could feel my hard-on get stiffer as I quickly said. “No, I want pancakes and I don't care what else you pick to go with them, just surprise me.”
And when Emily tried to ask, “What about?”
I quickly cut her off by saying. “Just pick something off the menu that you think I might like, and don't forget the pancakes.”
As Emily stood there motionless and thinking for a few more minutes. With that very lucky pencil tip touching her tongue the entire time. I was looking and thinking too. And I wanted my cock to be that pencil.
Plus I also wanted to wrap my arms around Emily’s naked body. And to drop my pants right then and there. Just to show Emily just how hard my pencil really was. But those were different times and with different people too.
Once Emily was finished writing she said. “I got it.”
And after sticking the pencil back in her hair Emily said, “One surprise breakfast, coming right up.”
But I still wanted my surprise to be Emily letting me stick my pencil in her hair, either north of south of her equator. That is, if Emily was hiding a fuzzy little clam between her legs. Or by letting me pull ten pencils out of her hair with my teeth, until Emily’s lovely tresses fell loosely about her neck and shoulders.
But I was resigned to just adjusting my swollen shaft under the table to ease the pressure a bit as Emily walked away giggling. Man this free balling shit is great and can lead to some pretty embarrassing moments. If one was to start worrying about such things and unless I was standing watch, I didn’t. Although more times than not, it did led to some pretty painful ones. And this was one of them.
While I sat there watching Emily buzz from table to table she reminded me of a bee pollinating all the flowers in a meadow. She made sure that she spent quality time with every single customer in her assigned area. As she made them all feel like they were the most important person in the world. Emily even treated the two little kids like they were both adults too.
When Emily came by again she said. “Larry, here's your apple juice and this is for you.”
As she set the glass down along with a folded piece of paper with a smiley face drawn on it. Then Emily giggled again as she buzzed off to check on another table.
After she left, I reached for the note to read it. And it simply said. “To my customer Larry, I hope you enjoy the surprise breakfast that I selected for you.”
And the note was simply signed EM.
Then I turned the paper over and wrote. “To my server Emily, I know that I will enjoy the meal because you selected it for me.”
And I signed it Larlou. And that was the very first time I used Larlou as a shortened version of my name Larry Lorusso.
Then while I was sitting there, waiting. I kept wondering what the M stood for. Was it Miller, or Mitchell, or Morals, or even Maynard? But later I found out it was short for Emily Marie as her last name was Turner. And ever since High School, Emily didn't like using EMT when she used her initials, so she just used EM instead.
When Emily buzzed by again she asked. “Is everything alright Larry?”
She noticed that the note now had two smiley faces and some more writing on it. But I placed the note out of her reach unless Emily wanted to rub her melons in my face while she reached for it. Though that was fine with me, I didn't think her supervisor or the other customers would appreciate it though.
As I simply replied, “Everything is great so far.”
But when Emily left this time, it was my turn to giggle. And a few minutes later Emily returned with my meal, I slid the note over to where she could easily reach it this time.
Above the two smiley faces, one that Emily drew and the one that I added. I wrote, “Now between them are two hand drawn smiles.”
And below that I wrote. “Let those paper smiles erase the many miles.”
Anyway, here's the surprise breakfast Emily picked out for me. There were three buttermilk pancakes, three scrambled eggs, and three strips of bacon, hash browns and an English muffin with one strawberry jam and one grape jelly.
Emily hit a home run with her surprise breakfast. And I didn't have to play the do you like game with her either. Not that we had the time to play, it was because she knew. Or I guess that she just selected everything that she liked, hoping that I liked the same things she did. But no matter, Emily hit it right out of the park anyway.
Of all the choices I had to make just to get here. Plus all the breakfast selections, Emily had to choose from. She was batting over 90 percent. If I had to pick between hash browns, home fries, or cottage fries, I would choose the hash browns. The English muffin, scrambled eggs and bacon were all spot on. Though I did like both grape and strawberry, I prefer them in jams and preserves over jellies.
After Emily placed everything on the table she asked. “Will there be anything else?”
As I pushed the note even closer towards her, I said, “Just this.”
And after picking up the note Emily walked away and we both giggled this time.
While Emily continued buzzing around all of her tables, at least looked like that to me anyway. Her smile was a little bit bigger than it was earlier. As I sat there for a good 45 minutes slowly eating my meal and watching Emily work. She even buzzed my way four times asking. “Larry is everything still OK?”
And each time she asked, I replied. “Emily, everything is perfect so far.” Then she quickly buzzed away to another table.
When Emily came by the fifth time she asked. “Can I get you anything else, Larry?”
And I simply replied, “What do you recommend for desert?”
Then Emily smirked and said. “Not many people want desert after eating breakfast.”
As she pulled one of her two pencils out of her hair a second time, Emily just stood there thinking with the tip of it resting against her tongue again. And right on cue, my dick began to fill with blood again too. After a very long moment, Emily blurted out; “I got it.”
As she scribbled something down on the little note pad she carried with her.
But when Emily stuck the pencil back in her hair, I let a low gasp escape my lips.
Hearing that noise, Emily looked straight into my eyes and asked, “Larry, will there be anything else?”
And I suddenly had to reply. “No my dear, that will be all for now.”
Emily giggled before turning and walking away. But as she turned, I quickly reached under the table to re-adjust my latest hard-on.
Then Emily returned a short while later with a slice of New York style cheesecake for me. As Emily set it down she said. “At first, I thought cherry because I like cherry cheesecake. But I wasn't sure, so I brought out a slice of plain cheesecake instead.”
But I quickly and sharply replied. “The plain is fine, but never ever second guess yourself again. If you initially thought cherry cheesecake, then that's what you should have brought out. The plain cheesecake is fine and you still made an excellent choice Emily.”
Only this time when Emily walked away, I didn’t hear her cute little giggle. And at first I thought that I might have been a little bit too hard on her with my comment. But less than a minute later, Emily returned with my bill and our piece of paper along with a second one.
As she placed it on the table Emily said. “Here's my phone number, and I get off work at 1 PM (that's 1300 for you military types). You can either wait here, or call me after 2 PM, because it takes me about 45 minutes to get home. You told me not to second-guess myself again. And I wanted to give this to you while you were still eating. But I started to have doubts. And I wasn't sure if you were available or not, so I just hung on to it.”
After I reached out and lightly touched Emily’s hand, she continued saying. “I really liked your smile's poem and I kept saying it over and over in my head while I worked. I even added a second verse to it, if you want to hear it?”
And once I said “Sure.”
Emily replied. “And through each of those miles, there will be plenty of trials.”
As I quickly asked, “Would you mind, if I added another line?”
After she eagerly replied, “Please do.”
I simply said. “But at the end of those trials. We're left with two real smiles.”
Then Emily quickly turned away from me to hide a teardrop that had suddenly appeared below her eye. After giving it a wipe, Emily faced the table again and said, “I will never second guess myself again. I knew that this was the right thing to do, after I read your poem.”
Then Emily slowly walked away. From that Saturday morning on and for the seven months that soon followed. Whenever Emily asked me what I wanted for breakfast and I said surprise me. Guess what I got, yep and the cherry cheesecake too.
Emily and I stayed together for seven months and through four short deployments before I forced her to ask me to leave. As I look back to that day and with hindsight always being 20/20. I should have never been such a stubborn SOB or son of a bitch.
I should have just swallowed my pride and admitted to Emily that I fucked up. Because from time to time, I still look back at where we could have been, as I truly miss Emily. And to this day, deep down inside I still feel that she was the one.
Below is the entire poem that Emily and I co-wrote at an International House of Pancakes while I was stationed in Norfolk Virginia. Plus we always managed to include verses from this poem in the letters we wrote each other, while I was deployed.
Now between them are two hand drawn smiles
Let those paper smiles erase the many miles
And through each of those miles
There will be plenty of trials
But at the end of those trials
We're left with two real smiles
EM and Larlou 1982
After I paid my bill and tipped Emily for her service, I left the restaurant. Then I walked around the little Strip Mall where the IHOP that Emily worked in was located. And I spent the next three hours, until Emily got off work just walking through the other ten stores at least twice.
But I was also window-shopping, because I didn't want to play phone tag with Emily. And I was trying to arrange our first date, because I needed to be there when Emily walked out the door. So that none of the magic that we both shared inside was lost over the phone or over time until I saw her again.
Plus I really wanted to see Emily outside of her work environment, just to see if she was still that same happy as a lark person like she was inside. Then if so, I was ready to push all of my chips in the center of the table and go all in with her. Because I had to make a lot of choices just to find and finally meet Emily today.
And she had to make just as many correct ones as I did, so we could both nail it. You see, fate put us both in that IHOP on that same day and time. Just like fate would eventually pull us apart, just as easily. Or to be more precise, it was my betraying Emily’s trust and faith in me that pulled us apart.
Then exactly at 1 PM Emily walked out of IHOP carrying a doggy bag and she was staring down at her feet. Emily was wearing a pair of low cut white nursing shoes that looked very comfortable. When the door closed behind her, I cleared my throat causing her to look up. And when she did, Emily's eyes went wide and her face lit up as she said. “You're here. You're still here.”
When Emily got closer, she touched my hand and said. “You're really here. I thought you were just out teasing the fat girl. And there was no way that prince charming was going to walk in my restaurant and sweep me off my feet. I just hope you brought a big broom with you.”
Before I let Emily continue talking herself down, I cut her off by saying. “I chose you first.”
As I motioned to a bench near the front door and took her hand in mine. When we were both seated and facing each other I continued with. “Then it was your joyful attitude that hooked me. Now that I'm hooked, I'm just hanging on your line and waiting. I'm waiting for you to reel me in and put me in your boat or to simply toss me back in the water for someone else to catch.”
Then after lightly squeezing Emily’s hand, I continued saying. “That choice is yours alone to make. And for the record, I don't see a fat girl sitting here in front of me. I see a girl who buzzed around that restaurant with a very infectious smile. And she spread that smile to every single person seated at one of her tables.”
As I reached out and lightly grasped Emily’s other hand, I simply said. “Yes I did give jenny ten dollars to seat me at one of your tables because I liked what I saw. Not a fat girl, but it was you Emily. And just like I already told you once inside, I will repeat myself out here again. Never second-guess yourself, because that road always leads to disaster and ruin.”
And after a brief sigh escaped my lips, I finished up by saying. “I was there once, less than a year ago. When I lived in the bottom of a gin bottle and it took some truly brave people to pull me out. And it was only because of their strength and courage that I'm here today. And I want to pass my strength and courage on to you. Plus I would also like you to pass our combined strength and courage to someone else someday too.”
When I released both of Emily's hands, our hands were sweating. Emily quickly said. “My clothes smell like pancakes, and I need to get home and change.”
Then I moved in a lot closer and inhaled, before saying. “I like pancakes.”
As Emily giggled, she said. “Then you can ride with me and smell all the pancakes you want. Or you can follow me back to my place. That choice is yours to make, Sir.”
And I very quickly said. “I think I'll follow, because I'm not sure if I want to leave my van in this area overnight.”
As we got up, I pointed over to my bright orange neon sign and converted telephone truck. Which also looks like a Ford E100 Econoline van, Emily cut in by saying. “Larry there's nothing wrong with the neighborhood. But that bright orange color might attract some unwanted attention.”
So hand in hand, I walked Emily to her car. And after putting the doggie bags inside, I lightly brushed my lips across her knuckles and said. “It was very nice to meet you today Emily.”
And as I closed the driver’s side door behind her, Emily started giggling.
Then I jumped in my van and followed Emily home. But along the way, I dreamt about smelling pancakes. And I pretended that I was lying face up in Emily’s lap with her cantaloupe-sized melons bouncing all over my face.
But my big brain wasn’t the only one daydreaming, because my little brain was thinking too. And Peter dreamt of spitting out a batch of his own homemade pancake batter deep inside Emily's smoking hot oven.
Also while I drove, I tried to concentrate on where I was. But all I kept thinking about was what I wanted to do to Emily once we got there. And by the bulge in my jeans, I could easily tell that Peter was thinking the same thing too.
And long before we arrived at Emily's apartment complex, I had to slide my hand in my jeans at last three times. Just to make a few quick adjustments to Peter so he wasn’t getting pinched. Along with one final time, before I could actually get out of my van.
Because all I was thinking about was how much I’ve missed eating pussy for almost a full year. Granted, I had a couple of one night stands while I was up in Great Lakes Illinois. Plus I was also able to lick a lot of Helen’s drippings mixed with my own DNA off my fingertips, during the six months that we dated.
But in truth, I was really hoping that Emily would not only allow me to sample her seafood platter. And that she would make it an all you can eat buffet too. Plus I also hoped that Emily would allow me to lick my own fresh homemade cock in her tail sauce out of her freshly fucked pussy. Because I really wanted to taste her homemade twat’er sauce and have Emily rub it all over my face, mustache and beard.
And it was because of all that thinking stuff that I really wasn’t concentrating on where we were. So when I stepped out of my van, I had to ask Emily. “What's the easiest way to get back to Norfolk?”
But Emily quickly snapped back. “You're leaving already? We just got here.”
And it was that comment from Emily, quickly caused me to back pedal a bit and say. “No. No. No. Not at all, I just have to be back on the base by 0700 Monday morning. And I just needed to estimate about how long it would take me to get there.”
Laughing, Emily simply said. “It's only Saturday afternoon, I think you have plenty of time to get there.”
Laughing back at her, I just said. “I guess so.”
Emily's apartment was on the ground floor of a two-story 16-unit complex. Each floor had 8 apartments with 3 of them being two bedroom units and 5 of them being one bedroom units. Emily lived in one of the single bedroom units. She had a three-piece bath with a shower, commode and sink plus storage space below.
She also had a full kitchen, dining room, living room and two closets. One was in the bedroom and the other was in the living room next to the front door. Her patio door and front door both faced the parking lot so you could easily enter through either door.
When we walked in, Emily put the doggy bag away and told me to make myself at home. The she quickly excused herself and said. “I’m going to grab a quick shower before I change clothes.”
And because Emily didn’t ask me to join her, I didn’t. But still running through my mind was, make myself at home. What would I do if I were home? First off I would be naked. Then with Emily in the shower equals her being naked too, which of course also meant that I would be quickly joining her in that shower if I were really at home.
But that seemed like a lifetime ago, with another person in another time. So, I was resigned myself to just watching some TV. Though, once I actually heard the water running, it became a whole lot harder. And yes my little peter was starting to grow up and getting hard too. But I was talking about trying to concentrate on the TV.
And once my cock threatened to rip the seams of my jeans, I so wanted to be in the bathroom giving Emily one of my world famous Navy Showers. But, all I could do was try and adjust my package and make it a little more comfortable. While still trying to watch a little TV, I continued to think about Emily being hot, wet, naked and all alone in the other room without me.
When Emily came out of the bedroom all showered and dressed, her light brown curls rested lightly on the top of her shoulders. Emily wore a pair of baggie denim shorts with a light gray pullover shirt. As I walked up and gave her a quick sniff, I said, “Peach Cobbler, my favorite.
Then I continued by asking. "Where's the pancake scented perfume that you wore earlier today? Did you spill some peach cobbler on your shirt?”
Emily just laughing now said, “I wasn’t wearing pancake scented perfume silly! That was from work. And it's peach scented shampoo, not peach cobbler.”
Giggling I said, “Bummer, I was going to sacrifice myself and lick it off you before it stained your shirt and the ants showed up.”
Emily giggled before saying. “Please don't eat my hair.”
As I quickly replied, “Dam, there goes plan B too.”
And I quickly wondered if Emily washed her womanhood with that same peach scented shampoo too. Then if she did, I wanted my face nose and tongue as deep inside her peach as far as it would go. And see if I could suck the peach pit right out of Emily’s fuzzy peach. I least I hoped that Emily had a fuzzy little peach or pussy.
Then Emily asked. “So Larry, what do you want to do?”
And my inside voice is screaming. “Fuck your brains out, Emily.”
But on the outside, I just said. “Surprise me. I'm not from here and I've only been in Virginia about a month now.”
Which was just a partial lie, because I’ve already been back in Virginia a little over a month now. I just left out the part about, dating Helen. Plus it was right here in Virginia where our six-month long relationship ended.
And that Helen and I would most likely still be on a wonderful adventure today. If Helen didn't dump me just a few weeks before I was supposed to leave for school in Great Lakes. And we could have easily hit every mall and shoe store between here and Wisconsin.
And just think of all the poor salesmen that missed out on seeing Helen’s bald beaver in action. And how many ladies room’s that Helen could have left me naked in. Plus we could have easily turned that trip into an excellent Northeast Region and East Coast traveling bald beaver flashing road show.
Along with all of the potential ladies who could have easily busted me for sitting or standing naked in as many ladies powder rooms as Helen desired. Or all the ladies department store dressing rooms where she could leave me stranded in my birthday suit. And Helen was out flashing her bald beaver, training all the local shoe salesmen, that particular day.
Then I continued by saying. “Before I moved here, I was up in Illinois going to school.”
As Emily asked, “Oh, what collage did you go to?”
Laughing back, I said. “It wasn't collage, it was a navy school.”
Then Emily asked the one hundred thousand dollar question. “So, you're a sailor then?”
And I quickly replied. “Yes, I am.”
As I thought to myself, here we go again, with another possible long-term relationship going down the tubes because of me being a sailor or in the military.
But Emily said. “Then I like sailors, because I like you. There are not too many ships here in Virginia Beach though but if you want to go see some, we can.”
And I quickly said. “No thanks, I see enough of them during the week. Besides, I want to do stuff that you like to do, so surprise me.”
As Emily said, “I like to walk barefoot on the beach. I also like to collect seashells and build sandcastles. Plus on weekends, I like to go out Mall Walking on Sunday mornings.”
And I quickly replied, “They all sound wonderful and exciting to me.”
Then when Emily asked, “Larry, what do you like to do?”
Not wanting to lie to Emily any more, and because I had so much fun with Fay, Suzan and Helen all doing the exact same thing. I simply replied. “Here’s my top five activates, not necessary in the order of precedence. Being caught either completely or at least partially naked out in public. With my hand wrapped around my cock, and hopefully with a hard on. Having sex or making love, in public or private. Being jerked off or actually jerking myself off either in public or doing private shows for my lady friend. Both giving and receiving oral sex. Then kissing or eating my lady friend out afterwards. Actual dining, while I’m holding my ladies hand. And bicycle riding.”
Since everything else I said, seemed to sail right over Emily’s head. At least she didn’t ask me to leave, when she only replied. “I don’t own a bike, but I had one as a kid.”
So I decided not to offer the (lets have sex then or get naked in public) invitation a second time, and quickly said. “I don't think I'll have a bike much longer though. As our new Commanding Officer (CO) or the Ship's Captain doesn't want his ship to look like a bicycle repair shop. So next month, he won't let us keep our bikes on-board the ship anymore.”
Emily just as quickly replied. “You can keep it here if you like?”
As I said, “Thanks; you barely have enough storage space here as it is. Let alone extra room for a bike.”
Even after Emily replied, “Well the offer still stands.”
And again I replied. “Thanks.”
But about two weeks later when Emily bought a bike of her own, so I ended up storing mine right next to hers in the middle of her living room. Now back to the story.
Emily and I headed out to spend the rest of the afternoon walking along the world famous VA Beach. And since all of the big green traffic signs pointed the way. Plus there were even more big green signs pointing towards Norfolk and to The Navy Base. So that even a stupid idiot like me shouldn’t get lost whenever I finally decided to head back to the base, even in the dark of night.
Emily and I spent almost three hours holding hands while walking barefoot in the sand and surf as we talked. Emily even managed to grab a few more seashells to add to her collection too. But while we were walking and just for the record too, if you have never set foot on a beach before, the sand gets everywhere. And it can very easily find its way into places that you would never imagine that sand could get, just from walking in it.
During our stroll, I found out that Emily liked pizza and fried chicken. Along with Chinese and Italian food, and I quickly confessed that I liked all of those items too. Plus I also liked hamburgers and hot dogs too. Then as Emily giggled, she said. “I forgot about hamburgers fresh off the grill. Though I will still eat one cooked indoors from a pan, if I had too, because I don’t have a barbecue.”
With a slight giggle in my voice, myself, I simply said. “Well my dear, you’re in luck. Because I have a small hibachi charcoal barbecue grill back in my van and I’m an excellent cook with it too. Plus I would be more than happy to barbecue a fresh hamburger anytime you want one, even if it’s in the middle of the night or at the crack of dawn.”
Emily started laughing, before she replied. “Be careful, I just might hold you to that.”
And without even thinking about where I was or who I was with, I just blurted out. “I would even cook them for you while I was naked, if you liked.”
And just like my other confession about what I liked. It seemed as if that comment fell upon deaf ears too. When Emily remained silent for a long minute or two before she quickly changed the topic and the direction of our conversation.
When Emily and I finished walking, we grabbed a quick bite to eat before heading back to her place. And we found this quaint little mom and pops Italian restaurant where Emily ordered Lasagna and I had the Manicotti. The only problem with that was, the entire time Emily and I were eating. All I could think about doing was stuffing my homemade Larry-dee-cotti, somewhere between the pasta folds of Emily’s legs and inner thighs.
Also with my flesh colored frosting tube hanging between my legs, I wanted to stuff Emily’s moist pasta tube with my freshly pumped Larry-cotta cheese. Until our combined pasta dish was leaking out all over the sheets of her bed.
But since my first two sexual related questions didn’t get either a positive or negative response from Emily. Ijust figured that a third one would be just as useless. So I simply kept that suggestion, along with any other questions along those same lines to myself.
And Emily and I just kept up with more non-sexual related or idle chit-chat while we ate. Although, she did let me hold her hand while we ate. Which to me and because it was on my list of favorite things to do, I considered that first base on our first date.
Early Saturday night when we returned, Emily asked if I wanted to spend the night. As I thought about it for a few minutes I asked. “Will I still have enough time to get back to Norfolk before 7 AM Monday morning?”
As Emily giggling, she said. “Of course you will.”
And because all of those great big green traffic signs, either pointed towards Norfolk, The Navy Base or VA (Virginia) Beach. I knew that Emily lived about an hour or so away from the base. Then if the traffic was either light or just ok or maybe even two hours if it was bad. So I quickly replied. “Then I’ll stay.”
Emily still giggling said. “Let me get you some linen for the sofa then.”
Playfully I said. “The Sofa.”
As I deliberately paused for a long moment, then I continued with. “I thought I was going to sleeping pause, pause, pause on the patio to guard our cars and the parking lot.”
Emily laughing now said. “The last boyfriend I let sleep out there wondered off on me in the middle of the night. And I haven't seen hind or hair from him since.”
I quickly cut in and asked. “You mean that you left him out there alone and in the cold, and now he's lost?”
Emily still laughing said. “But I did put up a flyer.”
After adding my laughter to hers I said. “Well at least you tried to get him back.”
As I quickly thought to myself, “Since I normally sleep naked and I didn't want to scare Emily if she got up in the middle of the night to grab a snack.”
So for the first time in a very long time, I decided to sleep fully clothed. But all night long, I kept thinking about Emily sleeping in the other room. And that caused me to toss and turn throughout most of the night. And when I finally drifted off to sleep, all I dreamt about was joining Emily in her room and engaging in some serious bed wrestling. Or me and Emily fucking until the cows came home.
But I suddenly woke up to the smell of bacon frying, and sporting morning wood from those dreams too. Then after quickly adjusting my manhood, I went out into the kitchen. I walked in to say Good Morning, but Emily beat me to it. She was standing in front of the stove with a plain white T-shirt on. It covered everything down to her knees except for the two hard buds that were trying to tear their way through the thin cloth that covered them.
So I quickly said, “Looking good.”
Meaning her pert nipples of course, though I hoped Emily thought I was talking about the pancakes and the bacon.
Then she asked, “Larry, can you push the toaster down?”
As I moved closer to her and from the back, Emily looked just as delicious as she did from the front. So I quickly wrapped both my arms around her and said, “Good morning beautiful.”
Then with my nose inhaling Emily’s peach scented hair, I kissed her on the cheek.
Emily soon replied, “I was going to wake you and ask what you wanted for breakfast. But I already knew the answer to that. And you would just say surprise me again, like you did at the restaurant where we met.”
Still hugging Emily, I noticed that she was naked underneath that thin shirt too. And Peter quickly noticed it too as he started throbbing in my jeans. After a couple kegel flexes, I had to release my hug and headed straight for the bathroom.
Plus I was hoping that Emily noticed Peter's excitement too. And if Emily did, it fell on deaf ears again just last night. Or in this particular case, Peter was throbbing against Emily’s unfeeling right ass cheek. Since she didn't say or do anything about it. Maybe, I’ll just have to playfully smack her a few times on that ass cheek soon, or on both of them. So I can at least wake them up or something. And who knows, Emily just might like it too.
Still before I left the kitchen my inside voice was saying. “I’m hard, horny and willing to please.”
But on the outside, I just said. “My life is an open book and it's a short story too. No big mystery here. I'm just tall, dark, and handsome.”
At least that comment caused Emily to start giggling again. When I returned a short time later, Emily had the table set and breakfast was ready. And while we ate, I suggested that we play a game called the 5WH Game.
When Emily asked, “What's that?”
I simply replied. “It's also called the Reporters Game. Because reporters need to know all the important facts about the story they're reporting. Like Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How. That's the 5WH part of the game.”
After taking a bite of my pancakes, I continued saying. “During play, you can ask your partner any that you question you want to. But it must have one of those six words in it. And your partner must answer each question truthfully. Plus you can't ask another question with the same word in it that you already used. Unless you asked a question using the five other words first. Then I asked, and I'll start if you don't mind?”
And Emily just replied. “By all means, it's your game.”
So I decided to throw Emily a softball question when I asked. “Where did you go the High School?”
Emily replied. “Here in Virginia Beach. Is it my turn to ask a question now?”
When I replied, “Yes it is. The game is normally played with alternating questions to your opponent, and it’s your turn now.”
And Emily went straight for my throat, when she asked. “Why didn't you join me in the shower yesterday? Or how come you didn't follow me into the bedroom last night? What, are you starting to have second thoughts about being with me?” And when were you actually planning on sleeping with me?”
All I could say in my defense was. “I thought we were going to alternate questions? That sounded like four questions thrown together to me.”
Emily quickly cut in, by saying. “Just answer my questions.”
As I just as quickly replied, “OK, but you owe me four in a row next time.”
Emily just said, “Fine, whatever!”
And I very truthfully said, “I wanted to. Especially after I heard the water running and it gave me a hard on, knowing that you were already naked in the next room. But I didn’t want to force your hand.”
Emily cut in quickly again and asked. “What's that suppose to mean?”
Giggling and trying to defuse the situation as much as I could, I said, “I think you already asked a question with what in it.”
Emily giggling now too simply replied, “I owe you five questions now right. And two of them using the same word, but please answer that one first.”
As I continued, “It's like I told you outside the restaurant. It was your infectious smile that hooked me. And it's now up to you to reel me in. You have to decide to pull me into your boat, or to toss me back into the water. I can't make that decision for you. You have to make it on your own. And if we did had sex yesterday, it might have influenced you’re decision.”
Emily cut in again asking. “You mean that if I stripped down totally naked right here. You won’t touch me unless I touch you first?”
Quickly thinking to myself, “This is one of the few situations where you really don’t want to start laughing.”
Then using my outside voice and as straight a face as I could possibly get. I simply said. “I didn't here any of the 5W's or an H in that question, or did I just miss it?”
Emily giggled and said. “Oops my bad, when I strip down completely naked right here. And right now, you won’t touch me unless I touch you first?”
And again, I truthfully replied. “Yes. And it doesn't matter if you're naked, partially naked or fully clothed. It's up to you to decide, not me.”
As Emily stood up and pulled her T-shirt off over her head, she very quickly said, “I don't believe you.”
And just as Peter and I guessed earlier, Emily wore nothing underneath that thin white T-shirt. Plus Emily’s apple shaped body had a very cute little muffin top belly, and her pale cantaloupe-sized breasts had very dark brown areolas. That looked like they were much bigger than an OK sign that I could make with my thumb and forefinger. And her pert little nipples looked like sweet chocolate covered M&M's.
As each of Emily’s tits reminded me of a chocolate frosted vanilla cupcake topped with a sweet brown M&M standing up on its edge. And I so wanted to taste one of Emily’s beautiful cupcakes. While just below her muffin top, Emily had a very well-trimmed patch of light brown fur. That looked like it was a lot shorter then Lilly's, Iris’s, Fays or Abby’s was.
Plus I also wanted to run my fingers, my face, my nose, my lips and my tongue through Emily’s beaver pelt for the rest of the weekend.
Emily just standing there, all naked like, with her hands on her hips said. “Well, what do you think?”
Again, since I didn't want to laugh or even giggle. While Emily was standing right in front of me and completely naked too. So I just bit my tongue, and said. “Now that’s the third question that you asked, with the word what in it. Why don't we just suspend this game until later on? And you owe me four in a row now.”
As Emily quickly replied, “Sounds good to me.”
Plus our food was sitting there and getting colder by the minute. So I said. “I picked you in the restaurant because I liked what I saw. I liked looking at you while you were in your uniform. And I like looking at you even more now, that you’re out of it. I’m all yours hook line and sinker. And I just want to wrap one hand in your hair while I’m holding you close and kissing you. At the same time, I want my other hand to play right between your legs until beg me to start making love to you.”
Swallowing hard, before Emily cut in and asked. “How long would you stay after I reeled you into my boat?”
And I very simply told the truth when I said. “I will be here every night that I don't have duty. I will wake up in your bed next to you every morning I can. I will also be here every moment of every day that my ship is in port, minus work days and duty days of course. And I will be here until you tell me to leave. Then you will never see me again.”
Then Emily suddenly asked. “If I told you to leave right now, would you go?”
And I very quickly told Emily the truth again when I replied. “If you told me to go right now, I would do just that. I would walk right out of your apartment and out of your life forever. With no turning back, with no second chances and with no regrets either.”
Emily still standing there with her hands on her hips simply said. “Larry, you can ask all of your questions now, if you like.”
And I asked. “When was the last time you had sex?”
Emily giggled and said, “This morning, while I was dreaming about you.”
As my eyes quickly widened with her response, I cut in and asked. “I meant sex with a man?”
Emily giggled again and sat back down, she said. “That still counts as two questions right?”
And I had no choice when I replied. “Busted and yes it does.”
Emily continued, “My last boyfriend Rodney, walked out of my patio door about eight months ago.”
As I quickly thought to myself, “That's about the same time Helen walked out on me.”
Then I asked. “How often do you pleasure yourself?”
And when Emily said, “I do, each and every morning. Because I wake up so horny. So I just take care of business, and then I'm usually good for the rest of the day.”
Then I asked, “Do you like to suck dick and to have your pussy eaten out?”
Emily counting on her fingers, this time asked. “That’s two questions and you only have one more left, right?”
So I truthfully replied, “Yes. That’s two questions and I have only one question left.”
Emily said. “I like both.”
And lastly, I asked. “What would you do if I stripped down to my birthday suit right here in front of you?”
Emily giggling again, asked. “Before I answer that, why did you pick me? I wasn't even supposed to work yesterday. But Molly called me up late Friday night and asked if I could cover her shift.”
As I stood up and quickly removed my t-shirt, I said. “Maybe it was Molly that I was supposed to meet on Saturday morning then?”
Emily still giggling said. “Molly's is happily married with three kids. And it was because her youngest one was sick, that she called me to cover her shift.”
As I unbuckled my pants and let them fall to the floor I said. “Then it’s was Molly the matchmaker who made me pick you then. Because I had to make five decisions, and three of them involved different restaurants. And I had to make each and every one of those decisions right just to meet you. And you could have said no to Molly's request, to avoid meeting me. But it was fate that put us both in the restaurant at the same time. And it was your positive attitude that hooked me and I'm guessing that it was my poem that hooked you?”
When I stepped out of my pants and placed both of my hands on my hips, just like Emily did a few minutes earlier. I asked again. “What would you do if I stripped down to my birthday suit right in front of you?”
As Emily stood up and very slowly started walking towards me, she said. “I would ask you to make love to me right here on the floor in the middle of my kitchen.”
And when Emily was close enough she gave me a hug with one hand, while she wrapped her other hand around my very rigid cock.
Who I incidentally just named Peter. And of course, I named him after Peter Cottontail. All because Emily was the very first girlfriend I had that sported a very nice and furry little cottontail hidden between her legs.
After I let a brief sigh of relief escape my lips. Emily's eyes went wide, before she asked. “I heard you make that noise back in the restaurant, didn't I?”
Still trying to be truthful, I simply said, “I’m busted again. When you were thinking about what I would like for desert, and holding your pencil up against your tongue.”
Pointing down to peter, who was still throbbing in Emily’s firm grasp. I continued saying. Peter here, just wanted to be that pencil, so bad.”
Then Emily continued by saying. “Maybe some other time, but right now I want you to kiss me.”
And as I wrapped one hand tightly in Emily’s hair to the north. I slowly sent my other Roman hand down south to do the same. And before I kissed her I simply said. “All you had to do was ask.”
But once my hand reached Emily's southern curls, and discovered she was soaking wet. I started to probe her inner folds deeper and deeper, until I discovered the source of her wetness.
After Emily let out a very cute sounding soft moan of her own. She appeared to jokingly say. “I want you leave right now.”
And not really being sure of Emily’s true intent, I quickly raised an eyebrow in surprise. Then true to my word earlier. I quickly released my hold on Emily’s northern and southern curls. But as I started to bend down to down and gather my clothes.
Emily quickly backtracked, her last statement and very loudly started yelling. “No. No. No. Wait. Stop. I was just kidding. Please don't leave.”
I stopped dead in my tracks and quickly turned around to face her. And looked deeply into Emily's pale blue eyes, which were filled with tears, and said. “Girl, you just wasted your one and only strike. If you ever tell me to leave your house again, there's nothing on gods green earth that you can say or do to take it back. And I will walk right out of both your house and your life forever.”
Emily after swallowing hard quickly said. “I'll never make that mistake again. Because that's twice now that you did exactly what you said you would do and I know what a strike three means.”
Emily quickly dropped to her knees and placed Peter lightly on her tongue. And she just held him there, like her pencil was yesterday. After two or three minutes slowly passed, Emily put her tongue back into her mouth and lightly kissed Peter o his firm mushroom shaped head. Then she asked. “Is there anything else I can do for you Peter?”
This time I grabbed two hands full of Emily's hair and forced Peter deep down her throat. And I just held her there. With Emily's face smashed tight against my groin. Then after a few heartbeats passed, I relaxed my grasp so she could breathe. But Emily just grabbed my ass cheeks and tried to pull Peter even deeper into her mouth and throat.
And when Emily finally broke her lip lock on Peter, she said. “Now I want you to fuck me so hard that you drive my ass right into the floorboards.”
And I simply replied. “Your wish is my command.”
But after a minute I quietly asked. “I thought you already had sex this morning?”
Emily simply giggled as she replied. “A morning diddle may sometimes serve as a replacement for morning sex in a pinch, but it's still early morning. And there's nothing like a roll in the hay to start your day.”
As she just pointed out the kitchen window. And she was right; it was still dark outside, though the sun was just starting to come up. And I didn't even notice it before Emily pointed it out to me. But almost as soon as the tip of my cock entered Emily's warm, wet and very inviting womanhood. I had to go to straight into lock-down mode, and jump to pucker factor ten.
I even tried to deploy my Ancient Chinese Secret all the way down to the types of fried rice. As I kept repeating to myself, Egg Drop Soup, Wanton Soup, Hot and Sour Soup, Egg Drop Wanton Soup. Then I even added Egg Roll, Shrimp Roll, and Spring Roll. Plus I had to dig down really deep in order to add. Fried Rice, Beef Fried Rice, Chicken Fried Rice, House Special Fried Rice, Pork Fried Rice, Shrimp Fried Rice and lastly Vegetable Fried Rice.
But nothing worked. As Emily’s well groomed and seasoned pussy muscles. Kept contracting and pulled Peter deeper into her tender and very soaking wet folds. And when my face started to grimace, Emily suddenly asked. “What's wrong?”
I quickly said, “Between your hand, mouth and your pussy, I don't think I can last much longer, please don't move.”
Then Emily quickly replied, “Don't worry Larry, I got this.”
As she raised her hips and crossed her legs behind the small of my back. But it was her quick and sudden movement that caused me to loose what little bit of self-control that I had left. And I started shooting my wad into Emily's soaking wet womanhood.
But every time Peter pulsed, Emily squeezed as if she was milking poor Peter for every last drop. And since Emily and I were doing the horizontal version of Helen’s straight backed chair or Helen’s patented vertical kegel fuck. It didn’t take long for my balls to be completely drained.
And just like Helen did before her. Emily kept on squeezing Peter to the exact same rhythm. As Emily was now using her kegel muscle contractions to perform cock to pussy resuscitation or just an x-rated version or the traditional CPR on poor Peter Cottontail.
While Emily was giving Peter the gift of life, I decided to ask. “When you and Rodney were having sex who initiated it?”
Emily cautiously replied, “He did of course.”
So I asked. “Were you always happy with that arrangement?”
Then Emily said. “No, I wasn't. Why do you ask?”
And I simply said. “Good. Because I want to conduct a little experiment here, if you don’t mind. And I want you to be happy in our relationship, all at the same time. Because with my last girlfriend, we had sex basically whenever I wanted it or whenever she felt that I needed it. And since you prefer to have your sex just once in the morning, I think I can live with that, well at least I hope I can anyway.”
After swallowing hard and Peter was getting hard himself. I continued saying. “So Girl, now times have changed. And I want you to initiate sex whenever we have sex. Because if you leave it up to me to decide, you would be naked from the time I walked in until I left again.”
And Emily just said, “I believe you would too.”
Then I continued by saying, “And if you decide to just pleasure yourself and not include me, then I’ll just watch. And who knows, I might even pick up a trick or too. But don’t be surprised if I start pleasuring myself too. Because in the past, I’ve grown accustomed to having sex six or seven times a day, whether it was with a partner or not.”
But Emily just giggled, before saying. “I think Peter's ready for a second round.”
And Emily released her scissors lock on me. I kissed her and slowly started with half strokes because Emily’s pussy was still a wee bit moist on the inside. Then I slowly increased the speed and length of each stroke. And once I reached full speed and stroke, I heard some glasses in Emily's cupboard start to rattle. Then a short time later when her spice bottles were doing the same thing. I momentarily stopped and asked. “Shall we wake the neighbors?”
Emily just giggling and said, “Let's wake up the whole dam complex too.”
And when I started pumping again, Emily's pussy started making a very cute little squishing sound. That reminded me of kids sloshing through a huge puddle with their boots on. Then about five minutes later, I filled Emily's rabbit hole up with another batch of my fresh homemade pancake batter.
And when I was finished pumping, we just laid there naked and kissing each other on Emily’s kitchen floor. And we stayed wrapped up in each other's arms until the sun finally came in through the window and blinded us.
As Emily pointed out the kitchen window, what she said was right. It was still dark outside, though the sun was just starting to come up. And I didn't even notice it before Emily pointed it out to me. But almost as soon as the tip of my cock entered Emily's warm, wet and very inviting womanhood. I had to go to straight into lock-down mode, and jump to pucker factor ten.
I even tried to deploy my Ancient Chinese Secret all the way down to the types of fried rice. As I kept repeating to myself, Egg Drop Soup, Wanton Soup, Hot and Sour Soup, Egg Drop Wanton Soup. Then I even added Egg Roll, Shrimp Roll, and Spring Roll. Plus I had to dig down really deep in order to add. Fried Rice, Beef Fried Rice, Chicken Fried Rice, House Special Fried Rice, Pork Fried Rice, Shrimp Fried Rice and lastly Vegetable Fried Rice.
But nothing worked. As Emily’s well groomed and seasoned pussy muscles. Kept contracting and pulled Peter deeper into her tender and very soaking wet folds. And when my face started to grimace, Emily suddenly asked. “What's wrong?”
I quickly said, “Between your hand, mouth and your pussy, I don't think I can last much longer, please don't move.”
Then Emily quickly replied, “Don't worry Larry, I got this.”
As she raised her hips and crossed her legs behind the small of my back. But it was her quick and sudden movement that caused me to loose what little bit of self-control that I had left. And I started shooting my wad into Emily's soaking wet womanhood.
But every time Peter pulsed, Emily squeezed as if she was milking poor Peter for every last drop. And since Emily and I were doing the horizontal version of Helen’s straight backed chair or Helen’s patented vertical kegel fuck. It didn’t take long for my balls to be completely drained.
And just like Helen did before her. Emily kept on squeezing Peter to the exact same rhythm. As Emily was now using her kegel muscle contractions to perform cock to pussy resuscitation or just an x-rated version or the traditional CPR on poor Peter Cottontail.
While Emily was giving Peter the gift of life, I decided to ask. “When you and Rodney were having sex who initiated it?”
Emily cautiously replied, “He did of course.”
So I asked. “Were you always happy with that arrangement?”
Then Emily said. “No, I wasn't. Why do you ask?”
And I simply said. “Good. Because I want to conduct a little experiment here, if you don’t mind. And I want you to be happy in our relationship, all at the same time. Because with my last girlfriend, we had sex basically whenever I wanted it or whenever she felt that I needed it. And since you prefer to have your sex just once in the morning, I think I can live with that, well at least I hope I can anyway.”
After swallowing hard and Peter was getting hard himself. I continued saying. “So Girl, now times have changed. And I want you to initiate sex whenever we have sex. Because if you leave it up to me to decide, you would be naked from the time I walked in until I left again.”
And Emily just said, “I believe you would too.”
Then I continued by saying, “And if you decide to just pleasure yourself and not include me, then I’ll just watch. And who knows, I might even pick up a trick or too. But don’t be surprised if I start pleasuring myself too. Because in the past, I’ve grown accustomed to having sex six or seven times a day, whether it was with a partner or not.”
But Emily just giggled, before saying. “I think Peter's ready for a second round.”
And Emily released her scissors lock on me. I kissed her and slowly started with half strokes because Emily’s pussy was still a wee bit moist on the inside. Then I slowly increased the speed and length of each stroke. And once I reached full speed and stroke, I heard some glasses in Emily's cupboard start to rattle. And a short time later when her spice bottles were doing the same thing. So I momentarily stopped and asked. “Shall we wake the neighbors?”
Emily just giggling and said, “Let's wake up the whole dam complex too.”
But once I started pumping again, Emily's pussy started making a very cute little squishing sound. That reminded me of kids sloshing through a huge puddle with their boots on. Then about five minutes later, I filled Emily's rabbit hole up with another batch of my fresh homemade pancake batter.
And when I was finished pumping, we just laid there naked and kissing each other on Emily’s kitchen floor. And we stayed wrapped up in each other's arms until the sun finally came in through the window and blinded us.
When we finally broke our embrace, Emily asked. “Will you share my bed tonight?”
I just giggled and said, “I don't believe that was a valid 5WH Question?”
Emily laughing back at me, asked. “Are we playing that game again?”
Still giggling, I simply said. “I thought we only suspended it until we made love and now that were done, I just assumed.”
Emily giggling now too said. “Well to be honest, I kind of lost track of where we were at anyway. We can start over later if you like though?”
Laughing back at Emily now, I said. “Sure, whenever you’re ready, just poke me or something. And I will share your bed this night and every other night that I am able too or until you tell me to leave.”
Emily cut in with a serious sounding voice, and said. “Larry that’s where I think we might have a problem. If I say something in jest or I just need you to leave the room while I hide something. And when I want to surprise you by wearing something sexy or when I just want to get undressed for you. I might say get out of here. But I don't want you to take it the wrong way. Do you see my problem here?”
So I quickly replied, “Yes I do and how about we make it nice and simple then. If you say I want you to get out of my house right now, I will leave. But I will ask a safe question first, like are you sure? If you say yes to the safe question, I will leave. If you answer no to the safe question, then I'll stay. Will that help ease any of the confusion?”
Emily just replied. “It's not perfect, but it will do for now.”
And I said, “Good, because I would hate to see all that food you just made go to waste.”
Emily suddenly started laughing again, and said. “I wasn't sure if I was ever going to see you again. So I had the kitchen make me two extra orders to go, just in case. If not, I was just going to have bacon, eggs and pancakes for the next couple of days. Not to mention the two orders of hash browns, English muffins and cherry cheese cake too. And I was just heating them up when you walked in on me.”
Then I jokingly asked. “So you’re saying that you weren’t slaving over a hot stove almost naked for me?”
Emily quickly replied. “I would have, if I had all the fixings. Normally I go the grocery store Saturday mornings, but I was working, remember?”
In response, I quickly said. “How could I forget those pencils?”
Emily giggling now said. “I even brought those same two pencils home with me too, just in case.”
So I instantly replied, “You’re kidding right?”
And Emily just said. “No, one never knows when a hot and sexy looking man needs a waitress to take his order.”
Laughing now, I just said. “You're already that and a whole lot more.”
Emily laughing now too said, “Then how about if a hot, sexy and naked waitress takes your order now, sir?”
And I just replied, “Bring her on, and I’ll take whatever she’s willing to give me and whenever she’s ready to give it to me.”
Then we very slowly got up off the wet and now sticky floor. With me being the gentleman and helping Emily up and we both headed towards the kitchen sink to clean up a bit. And we slowly walked hand in hand over to the stove.
And when everything was said and done. Emily and I reheated our once already reheated breakfast. And we sat naked and talked until we finished eating. Then while we were clearing the table Emily asked, “Did you make up that game just to get into my pants?”
Grabbing for my heart like Fred Stanford on the TV show Stanford and Sons always did. I said. “Emily, that hurts. That really hurts. I'm just a nice little Italian boy from a good family, though I must admit that I have 2 Roman Hands and 10 Russian Fingers.”
Emily just giggled before saying. “You forgot about your French Tongue and that Australian Bat of yours that I helped crack twice.”
Laughing back at Emily, I just said. “Speaking of pants, I didn't see you wearing any pants this morning, unless they were invisible ones. And Peter’s an American Fighting Cock not an Australian Bat.”
Emily laughing now too asked. “Pray tell, who does poor Peter have to fight?”
So I had to reply quickly in Peter’s defense. “Peter Cottontail’s last three opponents were the very slippery and slimy Bearded Clam. And he had to go two rounds with that dreaded beast because poor Peter was blindsided and got KO'd as soon as the opening bell sounded.”
Emily still laughing quickly cut in and said. “I seem remember that Peter barely got into the ring. Before he had to throw in the towel and spill his guts before he practically passed out in my lap.”
Again in poor Peter’s defense, I had to say. “Yes, but right before that happened. Peter was also dodging constant head shots from the nasty Tonsil Twins. Plus that encounter was right after Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters practically jumped Peter from behind. While they attempted to put a suicide squeeze play on him. And I'm quite surprised that he lasted as long as he did. But give him enough time to rest and he'll be ready to go toe to toe with any or all of those dreaded foes again.”
When Emily finished laughing her ass off, she finally asked. “Why do you call him Peter Cottontail? And has he fought anyone else?”
And to be perfectly honest with Emily, all I could say in response was. “Well, I call him Peter Cottontail because you are my very first girlfriend with a fuzzy patch of pubic hair between her legs.”
But Emily, simply asked. “Would you like me to shave if off for you. That is, if you prefer girls without any pubic hair,”
But before Emily did anything foolish during one of my duty days, I had to quickly confess. “The first two real live naked ladies and pussies I ever saw was when I was still a seventeen year old virgin. They were both married and was young, while the other one was much older. But they were still both older than I was.”
After swallowing hard, I continued saying. “Back then I was helping a friend and his parents remodel their house. And the younger lady was one of their tenants and her name was Abby. And she lived there with her husband and their six month old baby daughter. Then one day while I was working in their apartment, Abby came running out of the shower and into the bedroom where I was. And she was dripping soap from her long and thick pubic hairs, just to find out why her baby was crying.”
I swallowed hard again, and continued. “The funny thing was that Abby had just put her baby, Cassi on the bed about ten or fifteen minutes before she got in the shower. And ever since that day, I’ve always wanted to get my hands on and to sink my teeth into a young lady who had a bearded clam between her legs.”
The looking deep into Emily’s pale blue eyes, I said. “But the second woman was actually my friend’s mother, Fay. And she caught me one Saturday morning while I was completely naked and jerking off in the bathroom. So for the next three months, Fay wanted me to show her my cock a dozen or so times a day. And about half of those times, Fay also wanted me to jerk off for her.”
After putting my hand on Emily’s I continued by saying. “And it didn’t matter if her husband or son were home or not. Sometimes Fay would even have me get completely naked for her. Just like I was in the bathroom, the day she first caught me. And because Fay loved the smell of fresh cum, she always wanted to inhale its aroma when I finished jerking off. Plus she started having me lick up my messes when she was done. And it didn’t matter if it was off the floor, a dish or off the sidewalk. I enjoyed doing so, and swallowed every drop.”
As Emily just sat there speechless, for a long moment or two before she broke the silence and asked. “Did you ever lick any of your cum off her or out of her?”
Trying very hard not to laugh or giggle at this tender moment, I honestly replied. “No I didn’t. Because Fay had two simple rules for this game that we were playing. First, I couldn’t touch her. And second, I couldn’t get any of my cum on her.
Then Emily quietly asked. “Larry, since you both seemed to enjoy it. Why did it only last for three months?”
Again, I swallowed hard and simply told Emily the truth, by saying. “One morning in the throws of an orgasm, I reached out and grabbed a hand full of Fay’s pussy hairs. So right there and then, she ended it. But I still continued to help them remodel their house until I joined the navy. And I still stop by to see them whenever I’m home on leave.”
After coming clean about Fay, there was another long silent pause. And this one was much longer than the first one was. Before Emily broke the silence again and asked. “Larry, how many girlfriends have you had since then?”
Again, not wanting to ruin the mood by laughing or giggling, I very softly replied. “Two, my first one was Suzan, and we eventually got married and had a daughter. But because she couldn’t stop cheating on me, I had to end it with her. And my second girlfriend was Helen. And we split up a little over nine months ago, because she didn’t want to move to Chicagowith me. So we ended it.”
Emily, looking square into my hazel eyes, very inquisitively asked. “Would I be your third girlfriend then?”
Giving Emily’s hand I gentle squeeze, I very politely asked. “Emily, I would be truly honored if you were to become my third girlfriend. That is if you’ll have me, of course?”
When Emily stood up, so did I. Then she walked over to my side of the table and gave me a big hug and kiss. And when she broke our embrace and lip lock, she very softly replied. “Of course I will. But I have one condition though.”
So I simply asked. “Anything my dear, I will do whatever you ask me to do. Because all I want to do, is to fulfill all of your wants needs and desires.”
Giggling now, Emily quickly replied and asked. “Are you sure?”
As I took both of Emily’s hands in mine, and softly said. “Your wish is my command.”
Still giggling, Emily said. “Like Fay, I like the smell of a man’s cum. Just like you, I also like the taste of it too. So you can jerk off for me, just like you did for her. And if you tell me a sexy story about Fay or one of your other girlfriends; you can cum on my body. But when you lick it off me, I want you to keep it in your mouth so I can taste it too. And when you’re done making love to me, I want you to eat me out right afterwards. Plus, whenever I’m finished giving you a blow job, I’ll share it with you. So we can both enjoy your loads together with a long, wet and sloppy kiss too.”
Giving both of Emily’s hands a long gentle squeeze, I simply said. “Miss, I will jerk off for you anytime that you want me too. And I will also jerk off for you anyplace or anywhere that you desire me too.”
Laughing now, Emily quickly replied. “Can I hold you to that, because I already have a few ideas that I want to try out.”
I really wasn’t sure at the time. Or if I just stuck my foot in my mouth or not and just made the biggest mistake of my life. When I quickly replied, “Yes you can. And I mean anytime, anyplace or anywhere.”
Giggling again, Emily just asked. “Or anyone?”
Because I wasn’t really sure what she was hinting too. But to me it sounded like an invitation to a possible three-way or ménages-a-Trois
So I just as quickly said. “Or anyone.”
Then Emily back peddled a bit when she asked. “You never answered one of my earlier questions. Has Peter Cottontail had any other fights besides Rosy Palm, the Tonsil Twins and my Bearded Clam?”
Now it was my turn to laugh, when I simply replied. “Yes he has. And we’ve already spoken about if briefly. But I will go into greater detail right here and now, just for you.”
When Emily started to giggle again, like she was just been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. I continued by saying. “On and off again for the past seven months or so, Peter's been fighting the Fearsome Five Fingered Fist. Although Peter always giving him some stiff competition, he would always leave the battlefield with his head hanging low. All because Peter would simply rush in hard and fast, but after he finished shooting all of his ammo. Peter would sound the retreat before tucking his tail between my legs and run away to hide.”
While Emily was laughing, she pointed at Peter just said, “How sad? I think I see a tear in his eye.”
Then in Peter’s defense again, I quickly cut in and asked. “Yes you might see an occasionally a tear or two. But are they tears of joy or ones of sadness?”
As I flexed my newly acquired kegel muscles on both the words joy and sadness. And I owe that to Helen and Lilly who both took the time to teach me how to use them.
But when Emily attempted to reach out to try and touch him, I flexed my kegel muscles again. So it appeared that Peter was lunging for Emily’s open hand while I said. “Be careful, Peter still might have a little fight still left in him.”
And I made Peter lunge at her a second time, but Emily tried to sound serious when she said. “Peter, this is Rosy and she wants to introduce you to her five sisters again. They won't hurt you, I promise.”
Then as Emily placed her open palm directly under my soft cock, though I still made Peter flex for her a few more times. Under Emily's gentle caress I said. “You better be careful. If you keep that up, you could end up with a very big problem on your hands.”
Emily just giggled again and said. “He's not so big. But Larry, since I already had an old boyfriend named Peter. I’ll just call him Mr. Cottontail, if you don’t mind.”
And ever since Emily suggested it, Peter Cottontail was now simply called Mr. Cottontail. So I quickly replied, “Then Mr. Cottontail it is. Also, you might say he’s not that big to a cub. But when he’s all grown up and becomes a full sized lion you might rue the day you said that. By the way, I have to pee. And if you’re a good girl, I’ll let you help me.”
When Emily finally stopped laughing, she asked. “Help you pee? How in the heck am I supposed to do that?”
Laughing back at her, I just said. “Follow me and find out, unless you’re truly scared of the lion quickly popping up?”
Emily was only giggling now, but since she was also just a little bit curious too. She followed me into the bathroom and while I was standing in front of the pot, I said. “Stand directly behind me and press her body as close to mine as you can.”
And once I felt Emily’s cantaloupe sized breasts flatten against my back, I continued saying. “Now wrap both your arms around me like you’re giving me a big bear hug.”
Then after placing both of Emily's hands on Mr. Cottontail, I continued by adding. “Just think of this as one of those carnival games. Like one of the one’s that you have to fill the balloon or funnel up with water. Or hit the center of a cone to send either a racing horse or a race car down the track. Just try to keep the flow hitting the middle of your toilet bowl.”
And once Emily started to giggle again, I finished by asking. “Are you ready?”
Plus I didn't even wait for her to respond before I started my operation golden flow. And that sudden burst completely surprised Emily. Because she directed my piss on the bottom of the raised toilet lid and the inside of her lavender seat cover.
And just a few seconds passed, Emily was starting to get things under control. When I giggled and started moving my hips slightly from side to side. But Emily kept failing to move peter in the opposite direction and she couldn't stay on target. Needless to say, Emily's first attempt to help me take a piss left a small yellow mess on her toilet, seat cover and the bathroom floor too.
But if Emily was pissed about it (no pun intended) she never said anything to me. Plus we were both still giggling and laughing the entire time that I was pissing. And when we pulled the lavender seat cover off the lid, it started dripping on the floor. Adding to the puddle I already made. After tossing it in the tub, were started cleaning up the puddle on the floor, not to mention the toilet lid and seat.
And while we were both down on our hands and knees, cleaning my piss off the commode and bathroom floor. I softly touched, played with and even lightly pulled Emily’s hair with my free hand every chance I got. And I even managed to playfully smack her pale white left ass cheek a couple of times too.
Then something truly amazing happened, because right after I slapped Emily’s ass the second time. She was all over both me and Mr. Cottontail too. And just like back in the kitchen earlier, Rosy Palm and her five sisters were the first jump into action. As they all started pulling on Mr. Cottontail with me following closely behind. Then Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters led us right out of the bathroom and straight into the living room.
And when we all stopped, I finally had the opportunity to grab a fist full of both Emily’s northern and southern curls again. But unlike the kitchen, I didn’t have to stop what I was doing suddenly because of something Emily said. Also, while I continued to pull Emily’s hair back even farther with my right hand. It completely exposed her neck along with a very vulnerable earlobe.
So while my tongue and lips were quite busy up north, five of my Russian digits were having their way with the tender pink folds hidden beneath Emily’s thick underbrush. And two of them even spent the majority of their time quickly ducking into and back out of a deep cavern they also discovered hidden there.
And even though Emily’s breathing quickly became raspy and irregular, I release her trapped northern curls. Because I had to physically remove Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters from around my swollen shaft. Or this was going to quickly end as just another hand job.
But once Mr. Cottontail was free from their evil grasp, I briefly pinned Rosy behind Emily’s back. That was until her wicked twin Lefty Lucy jumped right in with her five siblings in tow. And that caused me to release Emily’s southern curls as well. Just so my other Roman hand could deal with Lucy.
Now with Rosy Palm and Lefty Lucy both pinned behind Emily’s back I dropped down to one knee, in an attempt to plunge nose first into Emily’s thick pubic jungle. But Emily had a different idea, because she also dropped to one knee almost as soon as I did.
Plus her lips quickly sought on mine before locking on. We remained like that for only a few seconds until Emily and I both instinctively dropped completely down to our knees. And that was almost as bad as when Rosy Palm or Lefty Lucy had a tight hold around Mr. Cottontail’s firm shaft. Because Mr. Cottontail’s mushroomed shaped head was now deep in the thicket of Emily’s pubic hair.
Until I Finally had to break our lip lock and say, “Emily dear, if we don’t take this to the floor soon. Instead of making love to you again, Mr. Cottontail’s going to take it out on Mrs. Cottontail. And I really would like to taste you first, then again after we’re finished. So you too, can also enjoy the fruits of our love making.”
So without saying a word, Emily nodded her head in agreement as I released both of her trapped hands. Then with Emily laying flat on her back and her legs spread slightly apart. I buried my face and nose deep into Emily’s spelunking or spunk-in cave. Meaning, that I get to put and briefly store some of my fresh spunk in Emily’s hairy little hidey hole. Until I start to lick it out later, for both of us to savor, enjoy and share.
And within five or six minutes, Emily managed to wrap one of her legs around the back of my neck and was basically forcing me to lick, nibble and suck on her tender pink folds even more. Plus about a minute or so after that, Emily had two fistfuls of my curly brown locks trapped in her hands too.
As I quickly thought about what the headlines of the morning newspaper might say. A local man was suffocated yesterday while he was eating his girlfriends snatch, film at eleven. Man what a way to go, death by pussy.
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