POLLY LIKED TO PLAY WITH FOOD DURING SEX

Since our Oven Cooked Regular Bacon is already precooked, when you order this sandwich we place 4 or 5 strips of our regular bacon on the flattop to warm it up. Plus this will also allow some of its own natural juices to mingle with your Peanut Butter Spread Choice.

Then after you choose 2 slices of bread (which can be mixed or matched) and simply let us know if you want your sandwich Toasted or Straight Up. Plus what Standard Finisher and additional items you want from Our Extra Items Bar. We will assemble your Peanut Butter and Bacon - All Porked Up Sandwich.  

Since our Oven Cooked Turkey Bacon is already precooked, when you order this sandwich we place 4 or 5 strips of our turkey bacon on the flattop to warm it up. Plus this will also allow some of its own natural juices to mingle with your Peanut Butter Spread Choice.

Then after you choose 2 slices of bread (which can be mixed or matched) and simply let us know if you want your sandwich Toasted or Straight Up. Plus what Standard Finisher and additional items you want from Our Extra Items Bar. We will assemble your Peanut Butter and Bacon - All Fowled Up Sandwich.

With 4 different brands of Peanut Butter to choose from, along with 5 varieties of Mayonnaise available. You could try a completely different sandwich every day for almost a month. Especially when you add one of Our Standard Finishers, along with any additional items from our Extra Items Bar to your sandwich.

First let’s start out with the basics. Pick out your Peanut Butter and your Mayonnaise from our Upscale Spread Choices. Then select your 2 bread choices (which can be mixed or matched) and if you want them Toasted or simply Straight Up.

Then while your bread is toasting, just let us know which Standard Finisher you want along with any additional items from our Extra Items Bar that you want on your Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise Sandwich. Can’t decide where to start, how about with this one?

My personal favorite is a Toasted 2 slice Pumpernickel with a Skippy - Whip and a Plots finisher. 

The secret to a good Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich is with both ingredients. First you must coat both slices of bread with Peanut Butter. This acts as the glue and helps to keep most of the Honey from dripping out of your sandwich.

So with that said. Pick out 2 peanut Butter selections from our Upscale Spread Choices (these can be mixed or matched) along with your 2 bread selections (which can also be mixed or matched as well). Then let us know if you want your bread Toasted or simply Straight Up. And after all of your selections have been made, we will assemble your Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich.  

Again, the secret to a great Peanut Butter Pickle Sandwich lies with both ingredients. And just like the Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich above, both slices of bread has to be coated with Peanut Butter. This helps keep the bread from getting soggy from the pickle juice. Granted, you could simply let the pickles drain or drip dry before making your sandwich, but where’s the fun or adventure in that?

Pick out 2 Peanut Butter selections from our Upscale Spread Choices (these can be mixed or matched) along with your 2 bread selections (which can also be mixed or matched as well).

Now comes the really hard part, Dill (Vlasic Kosher Dill Sandwich Stackers) or B&B (Mt. Olive Bread and Butter Chips)?

Well, since Peanut Butter is naturally sweet, I tend to drift towards the Dill as it balances out the sweetness. On the other hand though, the added sweetness of the B&B makes for one truly amazing tasting Sandwich.

All that’s left now is to tell us if you want your bread Toasted or simply Straight Up. Then we will assemble your Peanut Butter and Dill Sandwich or your Peanut Butter B&B Sandwich for you.  

When discussing and designing my X-Rated Sandwich Shop with some close personal friends. This one particular sandwich caused more debate than any other one. This was mostly due to over half them preferring to have the Peanut Butter on both sides with the Marshmallow Fluff in the middle. While the remainder of them, only cover one side of the bread with Peanut Butter.

But here at the X-Rated Sandwich Shop, the majority rules. So when you select your Peanut Butter Choice from Our Upscale Spread Choices, pick 2 of them (which can be mixed or matched). Then select 2 bread selections (which can also be mixed or matched as well).

Then just let us know if you want your bread Toasted or simply Straight Up. Then we will assemble your Peanut Butter Fluff-err-Nutter for you.

PEANUT BUTTER AND FLUFF-ERR-NUTTER CLUB SANDWICH

After your 3 bread selections have been toasted and cooled slightly. We coat one slice of the bread with Peter Pan Peanut Butter and another slice with Natural Peanut Butter. Then we cover each of those slices with a layer of Marshmallow Fluff.

Next we coat the center slice with Skippy Peanut Butter on one side and place it directly over one of the first two slices. Lastly we cover the remaining bare side of that center slice of bread with Jiff Peanut Butter. And that center slice actually forms the glue that holds this one of a kind masterpiece together.

You can also order an All Skippy, All Jiff, All Peter or All Natural Peanut Butter Fluff-err-Nutter Sandwich too. And we’ll only use that one particular spread when making your sandwich.

Or if you want to try something only half wild, try an upper deck with  Skippy with a lower deck with Peter. Or any other 2 spread combination that you desire.

And please, I beg you. Try this sandwich first before you try to muck it up with anything else added to it.  

Over the six month period that I dated Taylor along with the month prior, I was never able to run into April anywhere in the Bristol or Warren area. And I frequented every single shop and store quite often too. So she must have lied and didn’t live in the area and she only saw those for rent signs as she was passing through.

Or that April was doing a wonderful job of avoiding me. But my quest to find her still wasn’t over. Plus I never did get the opportunity to stick my dick inside Beverley yet either. Although I still dreamt about and jerked off to my silver-grey haired fox and landlord quite often. And because I still lived in her apartment, that opportunity didn’t run its full course yet either.

Now if I did get the chance to see and fuck either one of them, I wouldn’t change any of their names. Because April always made cookies for the hotel guests, so her appetizer or desert item would be. April’s Assorted Cookie Sampler. And since Beverley had such an amazing ass, rear end or bottom for her age, Beverley’s appetizer or desert item would be. Beverley’s Bottomless French Fries.

And because Fay had red hair and she loved to inhale the pungent aroma of my fresh cream. Her desert item would have to be Fay’s red berries and crème. And it would consist of raspberries, strawberries, and red grapes covered in a thick layer of whipped heavy cream.

Plus they were all an excellent hook for my X-rated Sandwich Shop. Because while I changed the names of all my ex girlfriends to better match their sandwiches. I could simply keep their names the same for any appetizer or desert item that I add to my X-Rated Sandwich Shop menu specifically in their honor. 

Even though I lived with and dated Taylor for almost six months. She was the one who wanted to end it, when she simply said. “Larry, I think that we should see and date other people.”

Not that I did anything wrong during our time together, that I knew of anyway. And who could ever blame her, because lets face it. On a good day and depending on who you asked, I was a four, five or maybe even a six in the looks department. While Taylor was way above that and in the seven, eight or nine range.

And I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor already had someone in mind and was simply trading up. Like she was buying a new car and cashing in her middle of the road and older boyfriend for a newer top of the line model. But to be quite honest with all of you, I’m surprised that Taylor and I lasted as long as we did. Because I expected her to leave me months ago and a few months after we moved in together.

Plus that was also during those first few months of our relationship that we were fucking like rabbits. Not only at home in our apartment, but also in the bowling alley where I worked part time. And Taylor couldn’t wait for me to lock the place up so we could start doing the nasty.

Plus early on, there were a few times that we made love without even locking the door. And once the bartender or waitress of the adjoining bar told us that they were locking up and leaving, Taylor and I started to get it on. And it was one of those times that we almost got busted by the police.

You see, Taylor and I were completely naked and fucking with her sitting on my boss’s desk. Then after our post orgasm cuddle time, we started getting dresses. But because Taylor had way more clothes to put on then I did, she needed a bit more time. But with only with my kaki colored pants and a navy blue polo shirt, I was usually dressed in a couple of minutes.

And while Taylor was still getting dressed in the office, I ran into one of Rhode Islands finest out in the lobby. If he only showed up five or ten minutes earlier, the officer would have caught me really sticking it to Taylor.

Then after I told Taylor about that near miss, she would simply unlock the doors right after I locked them. Or she would just beg me to leave them unlocked while she was getting undressed right in front of me.

Plus this fell right into the wheelhouse of my late teen years. After Fay (Clyde’s mom) busted me when I was jerking off in her bathroom and she started making me jerk off for her at least once a day. And we started playing Fay’s cock and muff games. Where I would show Fay my cock and she would show me her muff.

But after I told Fay that I also wanted to get busted with my cock hanging out by Abby (one of Fay’s tenets). Fay made sure that I had every opportunity to get busted by Abby or her husband Mike.

And because Fay also liked to tempt fate, maybe even a bit more than I did. She had me naked and jerking off while her husband and son were home. Plus a few times when they were both in the next room, with only a half wall separating us.

Since I always slept naked, whether I was at home or I was spending the night and sharing a room with her son Clyde. Fay would occasionally slide into bed with me while she was naked too.

Then have me jerk off for her while her son was sleeping a little over twenty feet away. And when I was finished ejaculating for her, would put her head on my chest to inhale the pungent aroma of my spent seed.

Then Fay would simply leave her head there while I brought finger full after finger full of cum up to my waiting mouth. Knowing full well that at any moment, a drop or two of my nut nectar could possibility land on her face or in her hair.

None the less, Fay still wanted to smell each finger full of my man mustard before it passed over her head. 

I also spent quite a bit of time naked and jerking off in the main hallway right outside of Abby’s door. And because Fay loved the smell of my cum, she started having me jerk off in the saucer from her favorite coffee cup and saucer set. Just so she could inhale it, before I started licking it clean.

Plus during most weekends and holidays, I would be walking through Chaz’s and Fay’s apartment completely naked while I was spending the night. I even went so far as to jerk off while standing on their front porch in the middle of the night.

Or while I was waking down the front steps and standing curbside too. I would even get down on my hands and knees an lick up my mess before going back inside.

So I really didn’t have a problem walking around the bowling alley naked either before, during or after Taylor and I finished making love. Especially with the doors unlocked, since I was at least inside of a building. 

Taylor even enjoyed it when I ate her out right after we finished fucking too. And more often than not, she would simply squat over my face. While gravity helped pull my gonad goo from her dripping pussy and into my waiting mouth. And I licked her twat to help pave the way for its slippery slid. 

But back in Virginia and during the seven months that I dating Iris. I would very boldly and proudly hang out on the street or would simply be walking around either totally naked or while I was wearing ladies intimate apparel.

Plus Iris would quite often have me park her car in the last row of the parking lot where she lived, so I would have to walk the entire length of the lot like that too. And she would also occasionally have me making two or three round trips, just to bring in a few bags of groceries in one at a time. 

I even had to walk to and from the complex’s laundry room like that too. But I really didn’t mind that part, because Iris told her lady friends what day and time that I was doing our laundry. And I kept seeing the exact same bunch of girls down there doing their laundry as well. Although their numbers also seemed to increase as the weeks went by.

Plus during laundry time, my rigid shaft would very easily pop out of the G-string, banana hammock or the silk bikini cut panties that Iris had me wearing that day. Especially when a few of the other girls would be using washers or dryers right next to the machines I was using.

And they would also very often keep bumping into me or lightly brushing their bodies up against mine. Or they would deliberately drop their clothes on the floor right in front of me.

Then very seductively or slowly bend over to pick those items up. As they exposed their own undergarments or even their bare bottoms just a few inches from me. But because Iris had a very strict no fucking or sucking rule, I couldn’t stick my dick or tongue into another girl, whether she was naked or not. 

Unless Iris was right there watching me or when Iris gave me permission to do whatever the young lady in question wanted me to do. Along with anything that she wanted me to do to her.

Then the first time that Iris did so, I wasn’t sure if it was a test or not. Because that Saturday morning, Iris didn’t leave any clothes out for me to wear that day, and when I got back to her apartment, Iris asked me. “Did anything exciting happen down in the laundry room today?” 

Then after I simply replied, “Just the usual, with Maggie, Diane and Annette doing their laundry today too. But Annette was also naked too. And she kept bumping into me or rubbing her body up against mine. She even got down on her hands and knees right in front of me twice, before I walked away from her both times.” 

Then as Iris looked back at me with a very sad and disappointed look on her face, so I quickly asked. “Mistress Iris, should I have taken Annette up on her offer and let her give me a blowjob?”

And as Iris slowly walked over to me, she very roughly grabbed, squeezed and pulled my boner before saying. “Since that big brain of yours didn’t seem to understand my simple instructions. I hope that the little brain here understands them much more clearly.

When you’re in the laundry room, you always have my permission to do whatever anyone asks you to do while you’re down there and with whomever is doing the asking.”

Then as Iris started twisting my cock, she continued by saying. “And if they want to suck your cock, you had better let them. Of if they want you to lick their pussies, you should be lapping away long before they finish asking. 

Plus you better tell me about everything that happened down there too. Because I will not tolerate any more lies from you.”

Then after Iris squeezed and twisted my cock quite a bit harder this time, she continued with. “Do you understand me, or do I have to pull you back down there by your cock and baby-sit you too?”

As I swallowed hard, I quickly replied. “I understand completely Mistress Iris.” 

You see, there were a total of seven or eight other girls doing their laundry the same time that Iris had me doing ours. But only one or two of them would be there on any particular day. However on that first day, when Iris sent me down butt ass naked, there were three girls present that day.

And besides Marisa, Sandra and Annette, some of the other regulars were Karen, Roxanna, Jessica, Michelle, Erin, and sometimes either Lindsey or Sabrina. But if you want to read what else happened down in the laundry room that day, you will just have to stay tuned for Iris’s chapter titled – Banging Out Some Laundry.

Anyway back to Polly’s chapter here. Taylor and I even bowled an entire three-game set or series while we were both completely naked. And its all in one of Taylor’s chapters called Banging and Bowling. Plus I firmly believe it was that chapter that actually inspired Polly to do what she did and ask me out in the process too. And you can read more about that towards the end of this chapter here.

Polly was about my height, standing about five foot seven or eight inches tall and weighed right around 130 to 140 pounds. She had light brown hair that ended at the top of her lovely but firm ass crack. Polly also had brown eyes to match her hair and a very small yet juicy set of kiwi–sized tits that would make any mans mouth water, even mine.

And Polly was one of the waitresses in the adjoining bar, which is also where we got most of our late night bowlers and arcade game players from their drunken overflow. Plus since we had twelve ten pin lanes and another dozen candle-pin lanes, most of those drunks would try their hand at playing both games.

And there’s nothing funnier than watching a bunch of drunks playing candlepin bowling for the first time. First off, they keep trying to find the finger holes in the much smaller balls before basically just throwing them down the lane.

Then they keep thinking that something is wrong with the pinsetter, when they keep resetting the lane after only rolling two balls instead of the usual three. Or when a drunk has been playing ski bowl for around an hour or so and then tries to redeem his tickets to impress his equally drunk girlfriend with a prize. 

Only to discover that you need at least 250 tickets to get anything halfway decent, and end up just leaving their unredeemed tickets on the counter instead. 

But one night after Jake the bartender locked up and said he was leaving. He was about 5 foot 10 or 11 inches tall and weighed around 220 pounds. Jake had shoulder length black hair with green eyes. And shortly after Jake left, Taylor and I were role-playing a scene from the movie Accused.

The one where Jodie Foster was getting raped on a pinball machine, except in our version we were both naked and Taylor was lying flat on her back on the middle machine. Plus she had her bare feet propped up on the other pinball machine on either side her.

And I was eating her pussy while I was trying to play pinball at the same time, which just for the record is practically impossible to do. Especially with a beautiful naked lady blocking your view of the silver ball and your face is buried deep between her wide open thighs. 

Then true to her word, a few hours later when Manny came over to say. “Larry, the place is locked up and I’ll catch ya, later.”

Less than ten minutes after that, Polly came strolling back into the bowling alley. She already dropped her pink and white stripped skirt by the door that separates the bar from the bowling alley. And had another cucumber shoved up her twat. 

Only this one was almost twice the diameter as her first one was. Which by the way, after I sucked any lingering traces of her womanhood off of it, I stashed it over by the pinball machines.

And as I felt my own flesh-colored cucumber start growing under my kaki pants, I asked. “How did you get in here? Manny said that he locked up and was leaving.”

Giggling back at me, Polly simply replied. “We can only lock you guys out of the bar. But unless the door is locked from the bowling alley side too, we can walk in anytime we want too. And that’s how I was able to walk in and catch you eating Taylor out.”

Then all of a sudden, it came rushing back to me. When I was going through training, my boss tried to drill it into my head, don’t forget to lock the door between the bar and the bowling alley. But every night when I jiggled the handle, it was locked. So I paid it further mind or attention. Because when the bartender locked the door from his side, I couldn’t get in the bar and I assumed that it was locked from both sides like a normal door.

And now that I knew exactly how Polly snuck in and busted me and Taylor, I quickly said. “Why you little sneak, I should tan your hide for that.”

But why that conversation was going on, my dick only grew harder as Polly started to slowly walk towards me. Because she was holding that giant cucumber in her twat with one hand, while trying to pull off her powder blue polo shirt with the other. And by the time she finally got her shirt off, Polly was standing less than a foot away from me, in all of her naked glory.

Polly had perfect kiwi-sized breasts that could very easily be sucked into my mouth. And each tit was capped off with a light brown areola about the size of a nickel, with a rosy pink pencil eraser centered on then. Plus the thick dark patch of pubic hair between Polly’s legs, only made me wish that my cock was that very lucky cucumber. 

While Polly was fucking herself with that cucumber, she reached out with her left hand to grasp mine. And she slowly placed my hand over her right hand, on the non business end of that dark green vegetable dildo. Then Poly placed her left hand over mine.

Now with my hand trapped in-between both of hers, Polly and I continued to slowly fuck her snatch with it. Then she asked. “So Larry, did you make up your mind to go out with me yet? Or do you need more time to decide?”

And without even realizing it, Polly replaced her second hand with mine, as she hiked one leg up onto one of the shelves separating the bowling shoes. Plus it allowed me greater access to her now fully exposed snatch. And while  on each downward stroke, Polly slowly slid her remaining hand out from underneath mine.

Now that both of Polly’s hands were free, it allowed her to easily unfasten my belt and unzip my fly. But with both hands firmly wrapped around the cucumber, and thrusting it in and out of her pussy. I could do little to prevent gravity from pulling my pants to the floor and unleashing my very own rigid flesh colored cucumber.

Not that I wanted too, because Polly soon wrapped her hands around my flagpole, and she very slowly started to yank my chain. And even though I made up my mind long ago, when I tasted the pungent traces of her womanhood left on that first skinnier cucumber. I was finally able to sputter out. “Yes, I’ll fuck you with my cucumber if you will go out with me.”

Giggling again, Polly quickly replied. “But I meant over there on the pinball machines, where I watched you lick Taylor’s pussy and eat her out, not here behind the rental counter.”

And after I softly said, “I’m sorry miss, my bad.”

As I slowly pulled the thick green vegetable out of Polly snatch and handed it to her. Then I picked Polly up much like I did to Gwen. When I carried her over the threshold of the apartment we rented back in Virginia many years ago. But this time, I carried Polly over to the bank of three pinball machines and softly set her down on the closest end one.

And before she scooted over to the middle pinball machine, Polly confessed. “Larry, I’m sorry that my tits aren’t as big as Taylor’s were. But right now I’m saving up to go to collage, and I can’t afford to get bigger ones. But if you prefer your women to have hairless pussy’s like Taylor’s was. As soon as I get home tonight, I will shave it all off for you.”

And almost as soon as Polly finished speaking, I picked her back up off the pinball machine and set her feet on the floor. Then I pulled her close to me and said. “Polly, you’re perfect just the way you are. And I prefer my girlfriends to have very hairy pussies rather than bald ones. So if you wouldn’t mind, I would certainly appreciate it if you stopped shaving or trimming it altogether. Because the hairier the pussy the better the licking is. And you can’t do this with a bald pussy.”

As I took both Polly’s long straight pigtails in one hand and gently tugged on them. And at the same time, I gathered up a bunch of Polly’s twat hairs, just above her clit between the flat side of my index finger and thumb. And I pulled her southern curls even harder than I did Polly’s northern ones.

Then using her pigtails as leverage, I pulled Polly’s lips towards mine and kissed her hard. And when our lips said their final farewells, I continued saying. “I also like my women to have smaller breasts like yours, because you can do this with them.”

As I sucked Polly’s entire left tit into my mouth and held it like that for a few minutes. Then I did the same thing to her right breast, only holding it in my mouth much longer. And when I released it, I quickly said. “Polly your tits are perfect too, and I absolutely adore them. And I would never ask or even expect you to change anything about you just to please me, because I’m only here to please you not the other way around.”

And when I pulled the hair on Polly’s head a little bit harder, I said. “As you can probably tell, I also love to tangle my fingers in my girlfriend’s hair. And I’m quite skilled at gently pulling it too, whether it’s up here or down here.”

While I gave Polly’s pussy hair a firm tug. And I once again, used her trapped Pigtails as leverage, to pull Polly’s lips towards mine and kissed her even harder than I did the first time. 

About five minutes or so later, when our lips separated, I also released Polly’s northern and southern curls at the same time. Then I quickly swept Polly off her feet before gently pacing her bare bottom back on top of the glass of the nearest pinball machine.

After Polly scooted over onto the center machine, she softly said. “Larry, I like being spanked and now I like having my pussy hair pulled just as much as the hair on my head. And promise me that every time you pull my hair, you pull all of it just like you did a few minutes ago.”

Then as Polly grabbed a fist full of her own pussy whiskers, she said. “You can even pull my cunt hair while you’re fucking me with your cock, a piece of fruit or a vegetable. Plus I also want you to pull all of my hair while I’m fucking myself, if you like. Because I know I will.”

And after releasing her trapped twat hairs, Polly finished up by saying. “And by the way, I also like being called a bitch, a slut, a cunt or a whore while I’m being fucked too. And it doesn’t matter if you’re just watching me fuck myself or if you’re the one doing the fucking. Just as long as I’m being fucked by something or some one, call me anything you like.” 

Now that Polly was done with her confession, I firmly said. “I don’t care what you like whore. Just start fucking yourself with that cucumber, and I’ll be right back.”

With a slightly confused look on her face, Polly did as she was told. And I very slowly walked over to the skee-ball machines and retrieved the other cucumber that I placed there earlier in the evening.

And when I got back, Polly was fucking herself like there was no tomorrow. So I quickly snatched the thicker green vegetable out of her hand and said. “Bitch, I want you to pretend that this is my cock, and show me how much you love sucking my dick. And if you do a good job slut, I will fuck your pussy just as deep and as hard as you suck on my pecker. Do you understand me whore?”

Then I pulled my navy blue polo shirt off over my head with one hand and threw it right in Polly face. As I positioned myself right in front of her. Polly quickly threw the shirt back at me and even though it didn’t hurt a bit, I still quickly said. “Bitch that hurt. You’re going to pay for that. And bitch besides spanking you for sneaking up on Taylor and scaring her. I’m also going to spank you for throwing that shirt at me too. And because you like being spanked so much, I’m really going to tan your fanny for just standing there and watching me eating Taylor’s Pussy out.”

Giggling again, Polly covered her mouth with one hand before saying. “Well Larry, if that’s the case. Then I’ve got a secret and you’re going to have to fuck me hard and spank me even harder before I tell you anything.”

Now at this point and being slightly frustrated, I simply handed Polly the skinnier of the two cucumbers. And I shoved as much of the thicker one as I could into her twat with one push. Then I said. “I’ve got all night and I’m only going to fuck you as fast and as deep as you suck the cock that you’re holding. And whenever you stop sucking my green cock, I’m going to smack your clit with this green monster here.” 

As I quickly pulled it out of Polly snatch and gave her clit a sharp rap with it. Before I shoved it right back in and said. “Do you understand me bitch. Or do I have to show you again?”

Not giggling anymore, Polly let out a sharp yelp as the heavy cucumber made contact with the most sensitive part of her entire body. And when I finished speaking, she quickly said. “Larry, I understand.”

But I just as quickly shot back. “Then whore, how come you haven’t started sucking my green cock yet? Or do I have to keep slapping this monster dick against your clit until you do? Then if you understand me bitch. Spread you legs as far apart as you can, so that I have easy access to your pussy as well as your clit.”  

Then as if Polly was testing me or something, because she didn’t move a muscle at first. But when the larger of the two cucumbers made contact with her clit two more times. Polly started sucking the thinner one and spread her legs farther apart each time.

Now with Polly’s heals hanging off the far edges of the row of three side by side pinball machines. I shoved the fat cucumber back into her twat and starting fucking her hard with it again. And when Polly slowed down the pace or her oral gratification on the slender one, I slowed down my pace with the much thicker cucumber as well.

But whenever Polly stopped sucking on the pretend green dick to catch her breath, I pulled the slimy cucumber out of her slick pussy. And quickly thumped her clit with it again. And that sudden unexpected contact caused her body to jump slightly along with a tiny screech escaping Polly’s lips.

And as she started to slowly suck the makeshift green dildo again. I gave Polly one more smack on her clit with the thick green vegetable, before I started fucking her with. But this time it also caused Polly to spit her cucumber out, as she yelped. So it landed in the shallow valley between her beautiful kiwi-sized tits.

Then I grabbed a fist full of Polly pussy hair and pulled it sharply up towards her belly button, as I said. “Bitch, do you understand what game we’re playing here? It’s called the Please and Pleasure Polly Game. But if you don’t tell me or at least show me what you want. Then there’s no way in hell that I can please or pleasure you properly, is there?”

Also because Polly’s clit was now fully exposed and looked so vulnerable, I couldn’t help myself. So I let one end of the heavy green cucumber fall against the top of Polly’s womanhood one final time.

After Polly squeaked and her body spasmed again, in a very raspy voice she said. “Yes Larry, I understand. Now just fuck me harder.”

But I quickly shot back, and said. “Just as soon as you pick up my green cock and start sucking on it again, I will.”

And that’s exactly what Polly did; she even gagged herself twice while she deep throated her pretend green dildo. So I quickly followed suit. And shoved my green play toy into her well lubricated pussy as far as it could go. 

Then as Polly started to slide the slender cucumber faster and faster in and out of her mouth, I maintained the same pace. And I quickly slid the monster green dildo in and out of her snatch, just as fast as I could.

Then it didn’t take long for Polly’s body to start convulsing and her twat started leaking this milky white translucent fluid all around the giant cucumber. So I quickly said. “Now that I know what you like bitch, it doesn’t matter if I fuck your face or you pussy. You like it fast and hard in either end. Now I wonder if your ass likes it that way too. Maybe I should just roll you over and check it out for myself.”

That’s when Polly pulled the cucumber out of her mouth, in a labored voice she said. “Please don’t Larry. I promise to tell you a secret, if you don’t. But I want you to fuck me with your cock now. And I want to feel you inside me.”