The meaning of the name Sheri is Darling
The origin of the name Sheri is American.
Other variations: Sharey, Cherie
Sheri is my spicy Italian
Who loved mounting my stallion
And if my cohort
Started an Olympic sport
She would win the golden medallion
I had a girl friend I call Sheri
Who played a hot tooth fairy
And never felt icy
With a cunt so spicy
When we fucked in a cemetery
Our store bought deli style meats are thinly sliced and include pepperoni, peppered ham, salami, and hot ham (or capicola) covered with a layer of provolone and asiago cheeses.
This Spicy Italian Sandwich is delicious and can be served hot right off the grill or sliced fresh from the deli counter. I prefer to have mine on a long sub roll, and hot right off the grill. So the cheese is thoroughly melted and then smothered in Oil.
White, Wheat, Rye, Pumpernickel, Sourdough, Whole Grain or Multi Grain. On flat bread, Pita, Baguette, Panini, Chabata or wraps (Plain or Whole Wheat). On a Sub roll (round or long) or Surprise Me, and let us pick out the bread for your Spicy Italian Sandwich.
Sorry folks, Sheri's traditional Spicy Italian Sandwich is only served with Provolone and Asiago cheese.
Fresh – Slowly blended egg whites and EVOO create fresh Homemade Mayonnaise.
Mayo – Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise.
Real – Kraft Real Mayonnaise.
Whip – Miracle Whip Salad Dressing.
No Fat – Hellmann's Fat Free Mayonnaise.
Free – Kraft Fat Free 1,000 Island Salad Dressing.
Yellow – French’s Yellow Mustard.
Brown – Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.
Dijon – Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard.
Horse – Heinz Premium Horseradish Sauce.
Oil – EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) mixed with both Red and White Wine Vinegar.
The LOT Finisher
Which includes (Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s.
The STOP Finisher
Which offers (Spinach, hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions along with Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers).
The PLOTS Finisher
That combines both the LOT and STOP finishers without double tomato's and onions. But still includes (Pepper rings cut from red, green, orange and yellow bell peppers, Lettuce – a special blend of iceberg and romaine, with slices of red and white Onions plus green scallions, along with hearty slices of beefsteak Tomato’s and Spinach).
Unless of course you want us to add double onions and tomatoes to your Spicy Italian Sandwich. If so, then just ask us for the STOP/LOT finisher instead.
Then with a trip to our extra item bar for any additional items that will make your sandwich a true masterpiece. Here's where you decide what additional items that you want to go with your Spicy Italian Sandwich.
At your request, we'll toss in a teaspoon of each ingredient you choose into your favorite spread. You can select just one item or each and every item we have listed below, as the potential combinations are endless.
I have Mayo, Bell Peppers, Jalapenos and always make my Spicy Italian Sandwiches Burn Baby.
Sweet Pickle Relish, Dill or India Pickle Relish, Celery, Onions (red, green and white), Tomatoes, Bell Peppers (red, green, orange and yellow) Olives (black and green), Jalapeno and Roasted Peppers.
Then if you want to give your Spicy Italian Sandwich some added kick. Just ask us to add some of our Homemade Three Pepper Paste or 3-P to your favorite spread.
If you tell us Turn up the Heat, we’ll mix in one teaspoon. But if you tell us to Set it on Fire, we’ll mix in two teaspoons. Or if you want us to Make it Burn Baby, we’ll mix in three teaspoons.
Wearing latex gloves we remove the stems on five or six dried Chipole and Habanro peppers.
Then we slice each pepper and under cold running water to remove the seeds and membrane. And after all the peppers have been rinsed and cleaned, we cook them over a low heat in four cups of water. While their cooking, we cut the stems and tips off five or six Jalapeño peppers, which is the third pepper in our homemade paste.
Next we slice and rinse the center portion of the Jalapeños and finely chop them for the additional item bar. Once we remove the meat from around the stem and toss it in the pot with the tips. Now we dice up about a half-cup of each red and yellow onion’s and green and red bell peppers.
When the peppers are done cooking and cooled, we place them in the blender with the onions, bell peppers, and the crushed cloves of a whole garlic bulb with a tablespoon of each of the following ingredients. Paprika, cumin, salt and course ground black pepper.
Lastly using some of the water we cooked the peppers in, we add it in slowly to our blended mix. As we're looking for the consistency of oatmeal and the ability to stick to an upturned spoon without falling off.
Once we achieve this, it's off to the fridge in a covered bowl. Where it will last about a week or until it's needed to add some extra heat to you’re favorite spread on any of our sandwiches.
Sheri was my fifth girlfriend and even though her roommate kicked me out of their apartment for paying Sheri's half of the rent and making her boyfriend look like a mooch.
But Sheri and I continued to hook up from time to time. Through a series of hotel stays and frequent nights spent out in my van. And even though I didn’t want to loose Sheri, after I stuck my dick in Gwen. I just couldn’t keep seeing both of them.
And even though Sheri loved to give and receive oral sex, just as much as Gwen did. Plus Sheri also liked to play adult dress up. But Gwen liked to be tied up during sex.
Also Sheri and I would occasionally both dress up in ladies undergarments and pretend that we were having lesbian sex. And we always used my cock as a strap on penis. But Gwen and I would occasionally flash each other or simply make love out in public.
None the less, because not only dressing up like a girl. Sheri also got me into sexual role-playing. And she helped me invent the Sheri Can You Read My Mind Game and the Sheri’s Fucking Clue Game.
Sheri not only opened my mind to sexual role-playing games. But she also helped remind me of the important role that Fay played in my early sexual development. Because once Fay discovered that I enjoyed wearing her undergarments and night clothes in public. She made sure that I wore something of hers everyday and night. At her house my house and to school too.
Plus after I told Fay that I liked to be naked in public and wanted to get caught jerking off. She made every attempt to fulfill that desire too. Because she had me naked and jerking off for her everyday.
And it didn’t matter if her son and husband were home, in the next room or even the same room. All because Fay loved the pungent aroma of my freshly spent seed and couldn’t get enough of it.
And I also spent a vast amount of time standing naked, jerking off and licking my cum off the floor. While I was out in her front hallway or right in front of her tenant’s apartment door. Where either one of them could have easily busted me, just like her son and husband could have.
But Fay only had to save me twice. Once while I was jerking off in front of her tenant’s door. Then a second time, when I trying to make my way into her bathroom. And both times I was only wearing a garter belt along with a pair of her stockings and the training bra that Fay bought for me.
And because Sheri rekindled those early sexual desires in me, by allowing me to dress up like a lady again. She not only captured my heart. But Sheri also moved up to become my second favorite girlfriend of all time.
I wanted to grab a burger and Sheri worked in a burger joint, so it was only natural that we met.
Sheri thought I wanted to watch Monday Night Football, but all I wanted to do was fuck her.
Checking a girl’s oil isn't as easy as it sounds, especially in a van without the proper equipment.
Before Sheri got off work, I had to find a couple more items in order to properly check her oil.
After Sheri showed me her apartment, then told me to assume the position for reverse cowgirl.
With Harry's short life span while making love, I'll need two rounds to give Sheri thirty minutes.
The ship had just returned from a three and a half-month deployment late on Friday afternoon. And since I had duty weekend, I didn't have any major plans. But I did intend to get my van out of hock, and maybe grab a burger or two.
Getting your car out of hock is a term that some sailors used for both the long and the short and long-term parking lots. These lots are secured areas usually surrounded by a chain link fence where we can keep our cars while your ship is deployed to help prevent theft.
The only problem is that they are both park at your own risk types of lots. The only real benefit is that your car can't be towed like it could be if you left it in a normal parking lot on base.
While I was signing my van out of long term parking, Jerry a fellow shipmate from Deck Department was having trouble getting his car started, so he asked me for a jump. Deck Department is responsible for all the lines, chains, cables, anchors, and most of the weather decks aboard the ship.
After we got Jerry's car started, he asked if I would follow him to the parts store just in case his car stalled out and wouldn't start again. And since I was way overdue for an adventure I said. “Sure, why not?” If Jerry wasn’t going off base to get a battery, I would have just grabbed a burger at the local burger joint right here on base.
As NOB, or the Naval Oceanographic Base, slowly disappeared in my rear-view mirror, I felt that lady luck was finally on my side for a change. And wouldn't you know it, right across the street from the parts store was another burger joint. And inside that particular burger joint was this smoking hot chick named Sheri. Plus the only reason that I knew Sheri's name, was because her name-tag said so.
What Sheri and I didn't know at the time was, that she was about to become my fifth girlfriend. Sheri was about my height five foot eight inches tall and looked like she weighed around 150 pounds or so. Her jet-black hair was also tied in a ponytail that ended at the small of her back. She had emerald green eyes and breasts about the size of an orange. Since I had duty weekend, I didn't want to do a hit and run with Sheri tonight.
So I decided to attempt a much slower approach, by waiting until her line was short before I jumped in it. When I was my turn to order, I said. “Hello Sheri my name is Larry and I would like two number ones with extra ketchup and Mayo with no onions. And I also think it’s kind of cute that our names rhyme, don’t you?”
Giggling Sheri said. “Yes I do. Would you like anything to drink with your burgers?”
Thinking to myself, I said, “Mothers milk fresh from your tit would be nice.”
But on the outside I just replied, “How about a large root beer?”
After I paid Sheri, I stepped aside so the lady behind me could place her order. And while Sheri was gathering up the items I ordered she said. “I get to take a break at 6 pm, and if you're still here Larry, I would like to sit with you.”
Quickly glancing up at the clock and seeing that it was straight up 5 pm, I said to myself. “I've waited longer for a hot chick, so this should be a piece of cake.”
But on the outside I quickly said. “I will be here with bells on.”
As Sheri started to giggle again, I asked. “Would you like me to pick you up anything?”
Laughing now Sheri simply said, “A black olive, bell pepper and mushroom pizza would be great.”
Laughing myself, I quickly asked. “Would your manager mind if we were eating fast food from one of his competitors in his dining room?”
Still laughing Sheri said. “Who knows? I guess we'll just have to see.”
After Sheri put my order on a try, I asked. "Can I please have two large bags to go?"
As Sheri handed the bags, she was looking at me kind of funny. And while I quickly placed my order in one of those bags, Sheri still had the deer caught in the headlights look on her face.
But right before I left the counter, I put the empty bag inside the bag with my order. Then I simply smiled and said. "I will be right back."
After walking out, but mostly because of the observation skills that Helen’s, Lance and Lilly’s taught me. I remembered passing a pizza joint on our way to the parts store. And as I pulled into the parking lot of Pat’s Pizzeria's, I was trying to remember if Sheri mentioned extra cheese or not. But in the end, because I wasn't sure, I simply passed on the extra cheese.
As I walked in and heard the bells hanging on the back of the door start ringing, I told myself. “I needed to get my hands on those bells too.”
When it was my turn to place an order, I told the pizza man. “I would like a small mushroom, bell pepper and black olive pizza. Plus I need to have each slice individually wrapped and packed too.”
Then I very boldly asked. “Could I please rent, buy or borrow the three bells hanging on your door too.”
After the pizza man finished laughing he said. “I can put two slices in one of these.”
As he showed me some small rectangle boxes, then he continued with. “Pasquale uses these for his calzone's, but for you tonight they become small pizza boxes. Now why do you want Pasquale's bells?”
Pasquale was a short and stout man of about 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 270 pounds. Pat had dark brown hair that covered his ears and brown eyes.
Swallowing hard, I said. “Pasquale, I think I'm in love. And I told this beautiful young lady that I would have bells on when I saw her again. But I don't have the time to go from store to store looking for them.”
Laughing again Pasquale said. “Today you are in luck then, Pasquale was in love once when he was young like you. And I married that girl twelve years ago. Camilla and I are still very happily married today, and just as much in love. So Pasquale's bells are your bells.”
Right after he put my pizza order in his brick lined pizza oven to cook. Pasquale walked over to the door and took the trio of bells off the back of his door. Then as Pasquale handed them to me, he said. “My American friends all call me Pat and I would like for you to call me Pat as well.”
Trying to hide a tear that suddenly appeared in my eye, I said. “Pat, my name is Larry. And if Sheri and I ever get married, I will invite both you and Camilla to our wedding.”
After shaking Pat's hand and while the pizza was still cooking I quickly ran out to my van and grabbed one of the empty bags that Sheri gave me, some nylon small stuff (a diameter of line or rope smaller then the size of a pinky finger) and my knife.
Next I measured out some of the line to fit around my ankles and neck. Then I carefully removed each silver bell from the thick red velvet ribbon they were attached to, using the Marlinespike (a polished metal cone shaped tool used for rope work) that was attached to my knife.
Then I rounded out the part of the bell that was attached to the ribbon, before I threaded the small stuff through each bell. Next I tied two of the bells around my ankles and place the third bell around my neck. By the time I safely tucked it under my t-shirt, and was cleaning up. Pat said. “Larry your pizza is done.”
Then Pat boxed all of the slices all up for me in pairs. After I paid Pat for my order and tipped him nicely for the bells. I shook his hand and said. "Thank you Pat, you're a life saver."
And I left Pat's Pizza shop before heading back to the burger joint and Sheri.
When I walked back into the burger joint, I still had about seven minutes or so to go before Sheri's break started. And I deliberately picked out a table directly in front of Sheri's cash register station and placed both bags on it. Then after I was seated and within a few seconds, Sheri quickly scanned the room looking for me.
As her eyes met mine, I picked my feet up off the floor and started quickly moving them back and forth. This caused the silver bells that were attached to my ankles to start ringing as I waved to Sheri in acknowledgment. And I would swear that Sheri's face lit up after she saw me sitting there waiting for her, as she went about her business.
Shortly after Sheri's break started, Sheri slid in the booth across from me and said. “Larry something smells good, what’s in the bag?”
Laughing back at her, I said. “It's definitely not the hamburgers.” As I slid the bag full of pizza slices across the table towards her.
Then under the table I picked up my feet again and moved my legs to make the bells ring.
Giggling as Sheri peeked under the table, she said. “I hear bells ringing."
Still laughing, as I pulled the third one out from under my t-shirt and started ringing it. I said. “I told you earlier that I would be here with bells on, didn’t I?”
Laughing Sheri said, “I do remember you saying that, though I didn't think you would literally be wearing bells.”
Still laughing I simply said. “If I say something, I mean it literally, and not figuratively.”
Sheri giggled and asked. “May I please have one of your bells?”
And when I asked in return, “Which bell would you like?”
Sheri quickly asked. “How many do you have?”
And I simply replied, “Just the three.”
Then Sheri asked. "Can I have the one that’s around your neck, if you'll put it on me?”
Swallowing hard, I said. “Miss, I would truly be honored.”
As I stood up to place my bell around Sheri's neck, she held her ponytail up out of my way. And I just stood there for a long moment. While I removed the tiny silver bell from around my neck as I stared at the back and side of Sheri's vulnerable and fully exposed neck.
Since that is my absolute favorite part of a young ladies anatomy. Ever since I first saw Fay’s alabaster white and freckled neck, fully exposed in the bright sunlight. And her strawberry-blonde hair instantly turned golden-red right before my very eyes.
Plus ever since that day on the third floor of her house, every strawberry-blonde that I’ve met was now called a golden-redhead. And once Fay discovered that her lovely neck gave me an instant boner. Fay made sure that she wore her hair up like that every day since then.
And today, it was Sheri’s neck that was beckoning me to touch it, to lick it and to finally kiss it. But that would have most likely end up with Sheri getting fired and me being thrown out of the burger joint on my ear. So I simply saved that for another day and another time, when we were alone in another place.
Plus hopefully, that dream will take place sometime in the very near future. But it was also too late for Harry to turn back, because he just started to swell up in front of my jeans. And that was also when I quickly chose to name my penis Harry, because it rhymed with both of our names, Sheri and Larry.
While I placed the bell around Sheri's neck, I very lightly caressed it too. And as Sheri briefly shivered with delight, she unrolled the bag in front of her. Then she asked. “Larry, what's a calzone?”
Softly laughing at her innocence, I simply said. “Those are just calzone boxes with pizza slices inside. But a calzone is like giant pizza ravioli. With all of the pizza toppings on the inside and the crust is on the outside. And whenever you want to try one just let me know and you shall have one.”
Sheri put her hand on mine and said. “Thank you.”
As I closed my hand around her fingers, I quickly replied. “You’re welcome.”
When Sheri pulled a calzone box out of her bag, I pulled a burger out of mine. Concerned, Sheri touched my sandwich and said. “It’s cold, let me go and get you another one.”
As Sheri started to get up, I lightly touched her arm and said. “Miss, please sit and enjoy your pizza. I would eat this burger frozen just to spend some time with a pretty woman.”
Blushing now, Sheri simply said. “I’m not that old. I just turned twenty last month.”
Clearing my throat, I quickly corrected myself by saying. “I would eat this hamburger frozen just to spend some time with a pretty young lady and happy belated Birthday too.”
Sheri still blushing said. “Thank you, you're so kind.”
After opening my burger, I replied. “You deserve to be pampered and I would like to be the one pampering you. That is, if you will let me of course?”
Sheri smiling as she placed her hand on mine again said. “I would like that.”
After I closed my hand around Sheri's fingers again, I raised her hand to my lips to lightly kiss it, before saying. “Then let us eat as we both get to know each other a little better.”
While Sheri enjoyed her pizza and I ate one of my burgers, as we talked about a wide variety of topics. I found out that Sheri worked Friday through Monday 2 till 8 pm. And that she gets two fifteen-minute breaks at 4 and 6 o-clock.
Sheri also said that she was from Grove City Ohio and it was just south of Columbus. And that she was also going to the College of William and Mary to become a Junior High School English teacher. And that her classes were Monday through Friday 7 am until around noon.
But it was the mere mention of English Teacher that sent another gallon or two or blood rushing straight towards Harry. Because it was in Mrs. Davis’s, second period English Class where I started taking my cock out in school and playing with it. Then a few weeks later I started to doing it Miss Robinson’s first period Math Class too.
As I sighed in relief, Sheri told me that she shared a two-bedroom apartment with another female student named Karen. And that Karen was a semester ahead of her and studying to be an English teacher too. Plus because they both shared the same major, Karen was able to fill her in on what to expect from the professors. Sheri also told me that Karen's boyfriend Mike sometimes stayed overnight.
And that little tidbit of information told me that sleepovers were OK and that they were to be expected. But it also caused my brain to send another round of blood straight down to Harry.
Then Sheri said that she didn't mind Mike staying over because they mostly stayed in Karen's room and were reasonably quiet. But occasionally though, they were a bit too loud and their antics would move out into one of the common rooms.
Quickly trying to change the subject and to give the seams of my jeans some relief, I started talking about my van and said. “I spent 90 percent of my free time in Great Lakes Illinois working on the inside of my van. And that I had to keep juggling it between the Auto Hobby Shop and in the Carpenter Shop.”
Then after taking a long hit off my root beer via a straw, I continued saying. “While it was in the Hobby Shop, I ran all the wires, fuses, and terminal boards and needed a lift to do some of the work. And the rest of the time, it was parked outside the Carpenter Shop. Where I measured, cut and installed the overhead console, all the paneling and supports for the platform bed. Plus, I also made the two custom drawers and the step cooler that was hidden inside them.”
For those of you not in the know, the Auto Hobby Shop is just like any normal garage. Except they usually have a dozen of so lifts and are for the military personal to use. And a Carpenter Shop is usually only on larger bases where sailors can make anything out of wood under the skillful eye of an actual carpenter or an apprentice.
Then I added. “I also quickly became a close personal friend of J.C. Whitney. And that’s where I ordered all of my van’s internal accessories from. Like the four seats, the swivels, the removable table, the wooden organizer that went on the engine cover and the overhead console. Plus the four window louvers and the eight-inch thick foam padding that I used for the platform bed.”
Since I was already running off at the mouth, and so that Sheri had plenty of time to enjoy her pizza, I finished by saying. “I bought all of my electronic gadgets and gizmo’s from Radio Shack too."
Then after sipping my root beer, I continued by saying, " And I ordered all the inside window treatments from a Montgomery Ward catalog. Plus the rubber gasket material that I put between the metal exterior of the van and the wooden frame I installed inside of it. This was done to prevent everything from squeaking while I was driving."
But before I finally shut up, I asked. “Would you like to check it out sometime?”
Sheri quickly looked at her watch and said. “I don't want to piss my boss off. I have to get back to work. But I will take a rain check, if that's OK?”
Then I just as quickly asked. “Would it be OK if I stopped by again on Monday to see you? But I won’t be able to get here until around 6 pm.”
Sheri smiled and lightly touching the tiny silver bell around her neck said. “I would like that very much and I will always wear this bell until you remove it from around my neck.”
As we both got up, I gave Sheri a light peck on the cheek and gave the little silver bell around her neck a ring. Then I said, “I can't wait to hear that ring again.”
Sheri just smiled back at me before she kissed me back and replied. “Larry, you can ring my bell any time.”
After leaving Sheri and the burger joint, I sat in my van for a while and polished off my second burger. And I was seriously considering staying here to meet Sheri when she got off work at 8 pm. But because I didn’t plan on doing anything tonight, I didn't jump in the water closet before I left the ship.
And because I already used the, I can't have sex unless it's in the shower routine with Lynn. I didn't want to attempt a repeat performance here with Sheri. So I was resigned to drive back to the ship and wait for Monday night.
As I pulled out of the parking lot, I also discovered that I forgot all about Jerry. The last time I saw him was in the parts store parking lot across the street. And I never told him where I was going, or what I was doing. But I had better go check on him anyway.
When I arrived, both Jerry and his car were gone. Still being concerned, I walked inside and asked Adam the clerk about him. Adam stood around 5 feet 8 inches tall and tipped the scale at about 175 pounds. He had hazel eyes and wore his light brown hair in a military style.
Adam said that Jerry was fine, and they had no problem switching out his dead battery. And as I left the parts store, I thanked Adam for helping Jerry out.
But when I got back in my van, I glanced over at the burger joint and instantly thought about Sheri again. Then I thought about making her silver bell ring all night long while I fucked her silly in the back of my van. And as Harry was beginning to stiffen in my jeans again, I quickly looked at the clock and started doing some ciphering.
At least that's what Jethro Bodine of the Beverly Hillbillies called it anyway. But I soon discovered that I didn't have enough time for a round trip back to the ship and a shower. And because I couldn’t fuck Sheri's brains out tonight, I just took my time driving back to the ship.
Once I got back to the base and in the parking lot. I just sat there and listened to the radio as I ate two of the five slices of pizza I had left from mine and Sheri’s first dinner date. Plus since there were three slices left, and I didn’t have anyplace in my van or on-board the ship to store pizza overnight. I just offered them to the Quarterdeck watch once I stepped aboard the ship.
The OOD (Officer of the Deck) is responsible for keeping the Quarterdeck orderly. The POOW (Petty Officer of the Watch) maintains the Ship’s Deck Log and passes words over the 1MC (the ship's public announcing system). And the MOOW (Messenger of the Watch) who checks ID’s on everyone either arriving or departing the ship. He also runs errands for the OOD and the POOW.
Then I went down to the Mess Decks and watched some TV for a while. After about fifteen minutes or so, I finally decided to hit the water closet and shortly thereafter my rack. But since I slept naked and during the middle of the night, I usually woke up with a fist full of cock in my hand. Where I was having this wild dream about me and Sheri fucking doggie style and I was making the bell around Sheri’s neck ring.
Plus that lone bells constantly ringing also drew the attention of her roommate Karen, who decided to stick around to watch us making love. And I was also able to watch Karen, who was completely naked, frigging herself off in Sheri’s bedroom doorway.
And right after that thought, my dick exploded in my hand. So I jumped out of bed and marched my-cum soaked abdomen straight into the shower. But because I left my soap and soap dish in my locker, all I could do was just rinse off. And that was a good thing too, because I would have simply jerked off again if I had some soap in there with me.
While I was still naked and now dripping wet, I walked over to my locker and grabbed a towel. Then I simply stood there and dried off, before I went back into the bathroom to sit on the pot and grab a smoke. And when I finished smoking, I jumped right back into bed for the remainder of the night.
When my alarm went off Saturday morning, it was time to get ready for duty weekend. And I was up and dressed before reveille sounded and was quickly walking through all of the gunner's mate spaces.
And during my walk-through, I was checking for any left over problems from Friday. As I made sure that they were all clean, neat and orderly.
Once the Chief (my boss's boss) and I were happy with all the spaces, the off-going section could leave the ship or go back to bed. Either way, they were free to do as they pleased.
And if the truth were to be told, I would have rather had the opportunity to stick my dick in Sheri last night. As I could have easily suffered through getting up at 4 AM, then driving my happy and sexually satisfied ass and cock back to the ship.
But instead, I stayed on-board last night and only got a hand job from the Fearsome Five Fingered Fist of Fate instead. Then I still had to get my sexually frustrated ass up just before 6 am.
Now it’s mental note to self time here. “Whether I have plans or not, hit the water closet a.k.a. the shower before my ass leaves the ship. And this way, just in case there’s a possible sexual interlude or romantic encounter in my future somewhere. I will be ready for it.”
All weekend long I thought about how Sheri looked naked. And I couldn't wait to see her all dressed up in her birthday suit with just my little silver bell hanging around her neck. Plus every time I thought about her, I got this ragging hard on and I must have jacked-off well over a dozen times each day that weekend too.
Heck I even kept dreaming about her roommate Karen lingering around and watching us fuck, before she finally decided to join us. And when my alarm went off bright and early Monday morning, I was quite a bit happier than I was Saturday morning. Because tonight I was hopefully going to knock boots with Sheri and maybe again Tuesday morning before I left for work.
Come to think about it, I never asked Sheri what her morning routine was. All I knew was that her classes started around 7 am, and that she went to school in Williamsburg. I just hoped that our morning schedules were more compatible then our afternoon and evening ones were.
Because the Norfolk base traffic was so unpredictable from day to day, hour to hour and sometimes even minute to minute. I had to be on the road and start heading towards the base by at least quarter after five in the morning, just to make sure that I was on the ship by half past seven.
And juggling both our jobs and Sheri's classes were going to be hard enough without a fucked up morning schedule too. I needed to quickly find out what Sheri's morning routine was, so I could adjust mine and maximize our booty calls. So after morning muster I asked the chief if it was OK to leave the ship at three vice four-thirty, because I had someplace to go and someone to meet.
When the chief told me that he had to run it by the Division Officer (the chief's boss) first, I knew that it was a done deal. The Division Officer never went against the chief when it came down to us working here on the deck plates (a term used for us enlisted navy working stiffs).
The chief also told me if it’s a no go, he'll let me know later. But if I didn’t see him again today, then he will see me bright and early Tuesday morning. After thanking the chief, I started my workday. Plus with a little prior planning, I did all my real messy stuff during the morning, and left the cleaner checks and work for the afternoon.
And I banged out all of my daily checks and some of my weekly maintenance checks before lunch. These checks are kind of like chores, they have to be done every day, every week every month etc. And they’re used as an early warning system to find problems in the shipboard equipment.
After I ate, I took a shower. Just to save some time by not trying to grab one after work. And since I planned only clean work in the afternoon, like check pressure gauges fluid levels and voltages. All I had to do was change clothes before leaving the ship, for my date with destiny, a.k.a. Sheri.
When I left the ship at three, I was hoping to be ahead of all of the other traffic leaving the base. My master plan was to be at the burger joint around three-thirty. That way I could order something and see if Sheri wanted anything special for her four o-clock break.
And if she did, I was also hoping to have enough time to go and get it for her too. When I walked into burger joint at 3:33, Sheri was right where she was Friday night when I first laid eyes on her. She was taking customers orders standing right behind cash register #2.
Except now she was wearing a little silver bell around her neck. And as I stood in her line, I could faintly hear the bell ring every time Sheri moved. With that magical sound being music to my ears and what I dreamt of all weekend long. Then Sheri's eyes lit up as soon as she saw me standing there in line.
As her line started to dwindle, I slowly made my way up to the front. And when I finally got there, Sheri said. “Hi Larry, I wasn't expecting you until after 5.”
Placing my hand on top of hers, I replied. “I just couldn't wait any longer to see you and to hear that silver bell of yours ring again. And I broke every traffic law on the books just to get here.”
Laughing, Sheri touched the tiny bell and asked. “Larry, can I get you anything while you wait?”
And I quickly replied. “I’ll have a number one with extra ketchup and mayo with no onions and a root beer. And do you want anything special for your first break?”
Sheri giggled and said. “About that, my boss doesn't want me to eat the competitions food in our dining room anymore. But he said what I do outside was no business or concern of his.”
Laughing I said, in response. “This is the first time that I was ever kicked out of a fast food restaurant for eating their food. But if I have to eat it outside just to spend time with you, it's well worth it.”
Laughing too, Sheri said. “My go to foods are pizza, tacos and fried chicken, because the first two cover all four of the food groups. And the last one is my true weakness.”
Still laughing I replied. “I will never look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.”
Sheri touched my hand and said. “That's what I want, an extra pepperoni with extra cheese pizza.”
Chuckling now, I quickly said. “Then for the very lovely young lady wearing a tiny silver bell around her neck, one extra cheese and extra pepperoni pizza, coming right up my dear.”
Sheri just giggled and asked. “Larry, I guess you want your order to go now and that you want two large bags to go with it?”
Laughing back at her, I said. “Ah, I see that you’re I mind reader too. Let’s see if you can read it after nine tonight.”
Once Sheri packed up my meal, I said. “I will see you outside later.”
Sheri, still giggling just said. “Next.”
As I walked out the door, and jumped in my van. I headed down the block to see Pasquale again.
And when I walked in Pat quickly asked. “Larry, how are you doing? And how did those bells work out for you?”
I quickly replied. “Pat, I’m doing well and your bells worked wonders. My girl is still wearing the one I put around her neck Friday night.”
After shaking Pat’s hand, I continued saying. “And Sheri also told me that she will keep on wearing it, until I took it off her. And Pat, I have no plans of doing that anytime soon. But I would also like to try and get her to start wearing the other two bells too. How are you doing?”
Pat laughing said. “I would like to meet this girl of yours someday. And what can I make for you today, my friend?”
As I very quickly replied. “I need an extra pepperoni and extra cheese pizza as fast as he can crank one out.”
Pat just said in response. “I just took a large pepperoni house pie out a few minutes ago. And I can put some extra cheese and an extra layer of pepperoni on it for you and have it ready in less then ten minutes. Or it would take over twenty minutes or so to make you one from scratch.”
As I quickly said, “Pat you’re still a lifesaver, and I will let you work your magic on that house pie.”
While Pat started working on my doctored up pie, I continued by saying. “Pat, you’re a lucky man. Because your counter is as high as it was. Because if it was just a little bit lower, I would leap over it and kiss you.”
Pat just laughed and said. “You better not; I'm in enough trouble with Camilla because she says I work too much. And if she finds out that my customers are kissing me too, I would really be in the doghouse with her.”
Laughing I told Pat. “Your secret is safe with me and I will save all of my kisses for Sheri then. And the pie is for her. Come to find out, she loves pizza and your shop is the closest place to her job. So I guess I will be seeing a lot of you and your pizzas whenever I visit her.”
Laughing back Pat replied. “I’m here seven days a week and Larry you can stop by anytime you need too. But it might be easier if you called me first.”
But I quickly replied, “Pat, I would love too, but by the time I get down here to see what Sheri wants. You're only a block away and it might save me three minutes tops, that is, if I could even find a payphone to use.”
Pat just laughed, while he was boxing up my order. And I quickly ran out to my van to grab one of the large empty paper bags.
When I returned, Pat said. “Because the house pie slices were quite a bit bigger. I could only fit one slice per box, vice two slices from the small pie.”
After I paid and tipped Pat, I put all eight calzone boxes into the bag. Then I shook Pat’s hand again and thanked him for bailing me out a second time in a row. Plus I was also hoping that Sheri would think that I was a miracle worker.
Because in less than fifteen minutes, from door to door, I had eight slices of an extra cheese and extra pepperoni pizza outside waiting for her. Plus I also knew that I would be impressed if someone pulled that off for me.
When I got back to the burger joint and sat down at one of the outside tables. I still had a couple of minutes to kill before Sheri’s break started. So I decided to set the table by placing one of the calzone boxes on the opposite side of the table and the burger with extra ketchup and mayo with no onions in front of me. And I also tucked a few napkins under each item too, then I waited for my dinner date to arrive.
And at 4 pm on the nose, Sheri walked out and joined me. But before she sat down Sheri asked. “Are you planning on watching the Monday Night Football game tonight?”
Not knowing exactly what Sheri was driving at or where this came from, I just replied. “I wasn't planning on it, unless you wanted to watch the game?”
Sheri quickly cut me off and said. “Back inside you wanted me to read your mind at 9 pm. And that’s usually when the game starts isn’t it?”
And I quickly responded with. “Monday night games usually start at 9 pm yes. But that’s not what I meant.”
Sheri cut in again and asked. “Then what exactly did you mean then?”
Swallowing hard I said. “To be perfectly honest with you, by 9 pm, I was hoping to be bed wrestling with you. Doing the horizontal mambo, or knocking boots. Maybe even climbing the mattress mountain with you or dipping my wick in your candle. Getting my noodle wet or stuffing a little crème in your cannoli. Putting you face down and ass up while I made you bite the pillow.”
As Sheri started to giggle, I continued by adding. “Checking your oil, having you clean my pipes or just plain old fucking your brains out. And I wouldn't blame you one bit for slapping my face while telling me to leave or to simply go to hell."
And after swallowing hard, I continued saying. "Sheri, I don’t believe in beating around the bush or playing mind games. Although I’m no saint, I don't lie. But on occasion, I have been known to stretch the truth a bit. And I would rather touch you, kiss you or make love to you than do anything else in the world.”
Laughing now, Sheri said. “You do make sex sound like a whole lot of fun.”
So I quickly cut in and replied. “Having sex should never be a seen as a chore or something that you have to do. It should always be something that you like or enjoy doing and want to do. Though once, I did hear someone comparing sex to doing the dishes.”
Giggling again, Sheri replied. “I don't like doing the dishes; I’m a paper and plastic kind of girl.”
Laughing I said. “Then Christmas shopping ought to be a breeze for you then. All I have to do is find something made out of either paper or plastic.”
Sheri putting her hands on her hips quickly said. “Hay, that's not what I meant.”
Still laughing I quickly said. “I’m sorry I must have misunderstood you. By the way, your pizza’s getting cold.”
When Sheri finally started to sit down, I politely stood up. Then stealing a line from me, Sheri said. “I would rather eat my pizza frozen then miss spending time with you.”
Laughing again, I said. “I think I heard that line before, I just can't place where. Girl it’s the eighties; and you can eat pizza and spend time with me anytime you want too. Plus if you want, I can even show you how to.”
And after Sheri giggled, she said. “I already know how to do that. Because we did it Friday night, remember?”
Still laughing I simply said. “I believe, I do indeed remember that.”
Sheri cut in again and said. “My last boyfriend Karl started out like that too. But in the end I could stand in front of him butt ass naked and his eyes would still be glued to that dam game. And it didn't matter if it was baseball, basketball, football, or hockey. Pretty soon he added golf; tennis and bowling to his list, rather than spend time with me. And that's when I tossed him out on his ear. You’re the first person that I've been with since, and I don't want another Karl in my life.”
As Sheri started to standing up, I got up just to be polite and she asked. “I've only got about five minutes left. Will you still be here at 6 pm?”
I quickly said. “Wild horses couldn't keep me away from you. And do you still want me here after I came clean about my 9 pm comment?”
As Sheri slowly walked towards me, she said. “It's because you came clean that I still want you here.”
Then after Sheri put her arms around my neck she giggled, and said. “I would love to have you check my oil.”
And when she kissed me, it wasn't a quick little peck either. It was a very deep and passionate kiss with lots of tongue action too.
So I just grabbed her around the waist and held her body tight against mine. And after just a few seconds, I could feel Harry starting to stir in my jeans. And I knew that Sheri felt him to, because she pressed her body even tighter up against both me and Harry.
When our lips finally separated, two or three minutes after we started kissing, I quickly said. “Sheri if you were naked, partially naked or even thought about getting naked. My eyes, my hands, my lips and a few other parts of my body would always be glued to you. That is, if they weren’t already all over you. And I don’t care what’s on TV, whether it’s the President of the United States or just a Football Game. You will always come first, then a few minutes later Harry would be the one cumin either in you or on you.”
Sheri took two quick bites of her pizza and walked back inside the burger joint. But right before she stepped inside the door, Sheri gave her little silver bell a little jingle and blew me a kiss before asking. “Who’s Harry?”
Still sitting at our outside table, I finished my hamburger and Sheri's slice of pizza. I also started daydreaming about fucking Sheri. Especially how I wanted to approach checking her oil, then all of a sudden it hit me like a ton of bricks. I just needed to purchase some props and I had about an hour and half to do so.
So let the checking Sheri’s oil scavenger hunt begin. And For my first stop I needed either a drug store or a medical supply company. And I needed to score some latex gloves and a surgical mask. Plus I also need to find a drug store too. Because I needed to find either some KY jelly or another brand of sexual lubricant, or for a worst case scenario, either petroleum jelly or Vaseline will always do in a pinch.
This truly must be my lucky day, because just a few blocks past Pasquale's pizza shop there was a surgical supply store. And Donna was the cashier assisted me. She stood about 5 feet 8 inches tall with jet black hair that ended where her nipples capped off her grapefruit-sized breasts.
Donna also had deep blue eyes and looked like she weighed around 160 pounds. And while I was shopping there, I added the light green pair of scrubs. Along with a stethoscope, a patient's gown and a doctor's head mirror to my supply list. And by the time I left, my wallet was just about $100.00 lighter than it was when I walked in ten or fifteen short minutes ago.
But I still needed to find a lubricant. So I continued my quest to check Sheri's oil by stopping at a hardware store. There I ran into Mack the owner. Mack was a bit taller than I was and looked to be around 6 foot tall and about 200 pounds.
Mack had brown eyes and his dark brown hair was cut in a military style. And while Mack was showing me around his store, I picked up a face shield, a tape measure, a roll of grey duct tape and a small flashlight. After dumping another $25.00 on supplies, I was back on the road again.
This time, I took a different exit out of the hardware stores parking lot and turned left. Then I drove a couple more blocks until I found a department store. But before I rolled my cart up to the checkout, I stopped and asked this cute sale lady named Mary Ann where I could find the condoms and the sexual lubricants.
Mary Ann was in her late teens to early twenties with light brown hair that ended just below her grapefruit sized breasts. Mary Ann also looked to be 5 feet 6 inches tall and around 135 pounds. She had green eyes that seemed to brighten as her face turned red with my question.
Trying to cover her face with her hands she giggled and said, “I'm new here, let me go and get you a manager.”
As Mary Ann walked away, I watched the bottom of her pear shaped body shake underneath her hot pink mini shirt. And that scenic view caused Harry become rigid in my jeans as he begged for some attention. A few minutes later when Bill arrived without Mary Ann, he politely said. “We don't sell that kind of stuff here. And your best bet was the drug store down the street. Just take a left out of the parking lot and its three lights down on your right.”
Bill was a short stocky man at right around 5 feet 5 inches tall and weighed about 210 pounds. Bill had green eyes and black hair that just covered his ears. After thanking Bill for his assistance, I made a quick sweep of the store looking for Mary Ann.
Because I wanted to ask Mary Ann if she was willing to become my new play toy and fuck buddy. And who knows, if push comes to shove in just a few hours I might be in the market for a brand new girlfriend. Plus it’s always a lot easier to leave one girl behind, when there’s another one waiting in the wings for you. But since time was quickly growing short and I didn't see Mary Ann anywhere, I headed up the checkout area.
But while I was in the department store I also picked up two white three-piece towel sets. That included a face cloth, a hand towel, and a bath towel. I also grabbed two white plastic picnic tablecloths along with a set of measuring cups and measuring spoons. After my very short trip through the check out line, where I met Sandy I was $43.00 poorer and I still needed more supplies.
Sandy had dark red hair and a pale white complexion just like Fay did. Except that Fay’s hair was a lot brighter red and what some would call strawberry blonde. And Sandy’s was a deeper darker colored red, and she would also be considered a true ginger.
Sandy was around 5 feet 9 inches tall and looked like she weighed 145 pounds with brown eyes and orange-sized breasts. Sandy’s hair was gathered behind her back in a ponytail that ended between the bones of her shoulder blades.
Following Bill's directions to the letter, I was soon in the drug store parking lot. Making a mental note of where Mary Ann worked. And I will have to stop by store here from time to time, just to see if she was available. Because who knows, if she played her cards right, Mary Ann could easily be my next girlfriend.
As soon as I walked in the drug store, I made a quick scan of the place. I was looking for another cute young sales lady to pose my question to. But alas, no young sales ladies were lurking about. But I did manage to scope out a hot looking older woman named Lois.
She was in her middle to late thirties with light brown hair that dusted the tops of her shoulders as she walked. Lois had brown eyes matching her hair and sported a pair of honeydew melon-sized breasts that kept trying to pop out of the sides of a blue apron that she wore over a pink blouse. Lois also appeared to be about 5 feet 8 inches tall and would easily tip the scale at around 150 pounds.
After making two complete passes through the store, Lois was the only non-customer looking person that I saw and was my only choice. As soon as I walked up to Lois, I asked. “Do you have any condoms and or sexual lubricants?”
Laughing, Lois quickly replied. “I don't have any on me, but the store keeps them up front behind the cash register!”
Laughing myself, I apologized for my question and the way that it sounded. But Lois, who was still laughing simply said. “You just made my day sir, please follow me.”
I quickly replied. “Gladly,”
Since I was still sporting a semi-hard on from my thoughts about Mary Ann. Along with the latest vision of Lois trying to stuff her two very unruly cantaloupe sized breasts back under her apron. And long before Lois even turned around to lead the way back to the front of the store; Harry was as stiff as a board again.
Plus now I had the opportunity to watch Lois’s tight little ass sway back and forth all the way up to the front of the store and check out counter. And that wonderful view didn’t help matters either. As Harry was still getting harder and harder by the second and he was really in an uncomfortable position too.
While following Lois, I tried to make a quick adjustment. But before I could, Lois had already turned back around to ask. “Sir, would you like lubricated or non-lubricated condoms?”
But I lied when I quickly replied. “My girlfriend is on birth control and I was only interested in finding a sexual lubricant.”
And that’s when Lois started to scold me by saying. “Birth control is a shared responsibility. And it wasn't only up to the women to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.”
As I simply thought to myself, while using my inside voice, “Man I still really dig being chastised by an older woman. And Harry seems to like it too.”
Because it felt like he grew a lot longer and wider by the wrenching and very painful feedback that he was sending up to my big brain. As I continued thinking to myself, “Maybe one day I could get Sheri to play a disgruntled sales lady for me.”
Then as Lois ducked her head back behind the counter, I quickly stuck my hand in my pants to give Harry a much needed adjustment. Although it helped relieve the pain, it did nothing for the pressure that was still building against the seams of my 501’s.
And I just managed to pull my hand out of my pants when Lois’s head popped back up above the counter top. Then she quickly asked. “Did you just shove something down my pants?”
As I gave her a blank stare, I said. “No.”
But Lois simply pointed to the glass front counter, and said. “I just saw you stick your hand down your pants. What did you steal?”
But I quickly replied. “Miss, I admit that I stuck my hand down my pants. But I swear I didn’t take anything. I don't wear underwear and watching your beautiful tight ass shake while I followed you up here. Gave me an enormous hard on and because my boner was pointing in the wrong direction. It was becoming quite uncomfortable and a bit painful too.”
And By the time I was finished, Lois had moved the condom samples and lubricants that she placed on the counter top off to the side. Then she leaned heavily on it and said. “Prove it, or I’ll call the police.”
Quickly thinking to myself, and using my inside voice again, I said. “I know I didn't steal anything. And I also know that I’m going commando too, because I didn't put any drawers on this afternoon when I finished my shower. And I definitely had a raging hard on, and Lois was still making it harder by the second while she was badgering me.”
So with little choice and absolutely nothing to loose, I did what any other young and extremely horny red-blooded American male would do in my situation. And if there was one thing that my last four girlfriends taught me, it was always give the young (or old in Lois’s case) lady what she wants.
Then right there in the front of the drug store and standing less then 10 feet from the front door and the large pane glass windows. Plus with eagle-eyed Lois watching me like a hawk, I unbuttoned my Levi 501 jeans and let them fall straight to the floor. And I showed Lois or anyone else who may have been watching, my entire package, my bat and balls or my family jewels.
And while I stood there for a very long minute or two, with my jeans pooled down around my ankles. And my hands on my hips, Lois’s face turned a very bright shade of red and she chuckled before saying. “Dam, the next time a young man tells me that looking at my ass gave him a boner, I’ll have to believe him.”
Now with that said, and no signs of merchandise anywhere in my pants, I asked. “Is it alright if I pulled my jeans up now?”
Lois, still chuckling, just said. “If you must, you can pull them back up now.”
As I bent down and slowly pulled my pants back up, I slowly and carefully tucked Harry inside, and said to myself. “If either Sheri or Mary Ann doesn’t pan out, maybe Lois would be willing to become my next girlfriend, mistress or an older fuck buddy.”
While I very slowly started to button up my jeans, on the outside I said. “Miss, may I please have the lubricant now, my girlfriends waiting for me.”
Going commando does have a few hazards that go with the territory. Like pinching your nuts, boner or pulling pubic hair when you try to button your pants up too quickly. And the button fly jeans are also a lot safer then the zippered jeans are. Because your manly parts tend to get caught in a zipper more often then the button down jeans.
And I can easily tell you this from experience, neither pair of jeans was a walk in the park. But also after tonight, going commando can be an occasional perk as well. Especially with a young or older lady is staring right at your fully exposed and erect cock. Plus it Lois was anything like Fay. And the other MILF who enjoyed looking at my cock and balls, Lois might even love to watch me jerk off for her too.
As Lois placed a box of KY jelly in front of me, I showed her both the front and backs of my hands. Then I reached back into my pants and made one final adjustment to Harry. And after I removed my hand again, I showed Lois the fronts and backs of both hands a second time. Man I felt like a blackjack dealer showing the eye in the sky that he wasn't palming any cards, chips or cash.
When I was finished Lois chuckled again, and said. “Your girlfriend is one very lucky girl.”
And while I was paying for my stuff a young man named John came up and asked. “Lois, is everything alright up here?”
John was a tall and husky man standing at least 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighing around 230 pounds. He had shoulder length black hair and blue eyes.
Lois still quite a bit red faced, removed her hand from in front of her mouth and quickly replied. “This gentleman here asked me about condoms and lubricants when I started blushing like a schoolgirl.”
While Lois continued to smile at me, while I smiled back and paid for my purchase. My wallet was another $10.00 shorter. But at least I planted another seed while I put Lois in the running for a future girlfriend. Plus I also added a dream of Lois only wearing that short blue apron for me on our first date in my spank bank.
And every time she tried to hide her bare breasts behind that apron, I would simply say. “You saw my bat and balls, why can’t I see your melons?”
Plus since Lois’s apron was wide open in the back, in my dreams. I would have a much better view of her delicious ass cheeks. And because it only came down to Lois’s mid thigh in the front, I would also have easy access to her lower lady bits too. By simply lifting it up a little and tucking it back into her waistband.
But because I was a little behind the power-curve, I had to rush back to the burger joint. So I could be there before Sheri’s next break started. And with just a little more shopping to do, I still managed to pull into the parking lot just as Sheri was walking out the front door. But because she was heading towards our empty table, I had to toot my horn, just to get her attention.
After Sheri quickly changed directions, I noticed that she was carrying two cups of soda with her. While Sheri was slowly walking over, I had time to hide all of the props I just bought. Because I didn’t want to spoil Sheri’s surprise, I shoved them into one of the drawers under the platform bed. And just like the old saying goes, out of sight, out of mind. Just in case Sheri wanted to start her dime tour.
Quickly stepping out and opening the side door, I motioned for Sheri to step inside. Before stepping in, Sheri handed me one of the sodas and said. “I thought you might be thirsty.”
Thinking to myself, I said. “With Harry still at half-mast, horny might have been a better deduction.”
While on the outside, I quickly said. “I dig a chick who can read my mind.”
Laughing, Sheri asked. “You know I really can't read minds right?”
Adding my laughter to hers and motioning her to sit down. I set up the removable table and when that was done, I put the bag of cold pizza slices on top of it, as I asked. “But, its fun pretending though isn’t it?”
Giggling now, Sheri said. “But I can say anything, and you would say that I read your mind.”
Still laughing, I simply said. “That all depends on what you say. If you said that I was going to help you rob a bank. I would say that you were close. I was thinking about fucking you while you were robbing your piggy bank to pay me for my services.”
Laughing now, Sheri said. “It's a good thing I don't have a piggy bank, or I would be broken now. But what if I said you wanted to check my oil in your van tonight.”
Chuckling now, I simply replied. “You were close again, but there's definitely not enough head room in my van here to properly check the young ladies oil. And there’s also not enough headroom to play queen of the Mattress Mountain either. But between the two of us though, I believe we could come up with a suitable substitute.”
Still laughing Sheri quickly said, “I’m sorry, you were thinking nose down and ass up, weren’t you.”
Laughing now I just said. “You’re really a mind reader aren’t you?”
Just before I slowly leaned in and kiss her. And when our lips parted, Sheri asked. “What does a girl have to do to get a tour around here?”
Laughing again, I asked. “Will that be the nickel tour or the dime tour, Miss?”
Giggling, Sheri asked. “Pray tell, Larry what’s the difference?”
And I simply replied, “On the dime tour there’s a lot more physical contact.”
Serious now, Sheri asked. “Just how many girls have taken this dime tour of yours?”
Swallowing hard, I quickly replied. “To be perfectly honest with you. You would be the third.”
Giggling again, Sheri said. “But I don't have my purse with me right now. Can I get a rain check, because I’m starving?”
Laughing, I said. “Miss, today is your lucky day. Because I have cold extra cheese and extra pepperoni pizza slices for you. My toaster oven is on the fritz or I would heat them up for you.”
Sheri still laughing asked. “You have a toaster oven in here?”
Giggling now, I said. “I beg your pardon miss, but I must have misspoken. If I had a toaster oven in here I would heat them up for you.”
Giggling, Sheri said. “I didn't think so.”
As we both sat in my van and ate cold pizza. Then Sheri told me that her boss Matt needed her to help him close tonight, and that she can't leave until after 9:30 pm. After Sheri asked, “Are you mad or disappointed?”
But I honestly replied. “I would wait here all night for you, if you asked me to.”
Then Sheri leaned in and kissed me passionately. After we broke our lip lock Sheri said. “I was hoping you would say that, and I’ll make sure that I have a dime for that tour of yours.”
Laughing I said. “For a pretty young girl like you, I offer instant credit or an easy installment plan.”
Giggling, Sheri asked. “What's the installment plan?”
And I quickly replied. “Over the course of five days or nights, I will show you just a tiny portion of my van. And each enchanting tour will only cost two cents.”
Laughing now, Sheri asked. “And just how many girls have taken this enchanting tour of yours?”
Chuckling, I softly said. “You would be my very first customer.”
Giggling now, Sheri asked. “Where do I sign up?”
Laughing, I said. “Just give the nice man at the door your two cents and tell him you’re here to see Harry. And he will take care of the rest.”
Giggling again, Sheri asked. “Who's this Harry fellow?”
Chuckling again, I just said. “I know you'll like him. And he can’t wait to meet you. Plus he’ll be so excited to see you cum too. Matter of fact, he’ll almost blow his lid, just to get close to you.”
Laughing Sheri said. “This Harry guy sounds interesting and a real charmer.”
Adding my laughter to hers, I simply said, “Sheri if you're not careful, Harry will charm the pants right off of you.”
Still laughing, Sheri responded with. “I sure hope so.”
Still laughing myself, I said. “Harry always seems to rise to the occasion. And then he tries to stick his big head in places that it doesn't belong.”
Laughing hysterically now, Sheri said. “This Harry fellow sounds like a real handful. Have you tried obedience school?”
Chuckling now, I simply replied. “Yes I did, but he got kicked out on his first day of class. Because his teacher was lightly stroking his head, trying to calm him down. When out of nowhere, Harry started to throbbing and pulsing right there in her hand. And this seizure like action of his caused the teacher to let her guard down for just an instant. And that's when Harry struck. He spit at her and hit the teacher right in the eye. And because the teacher was temporally blinded, she tripped over a small table and hit her head on the floor.”
As I lightly squeezed Sheri’s hand, I continued saying. “And after that little incident, Harry was expelled from school forever. Now she's really trying to sue the balls off of poor Harry. And to be honest with you, I really think she's got him by the short hairs. Plus if this case ever gets to court, between the teacher and her female lawyer. They will most likely try to suck Harry dry. That is if they ever get their greedy hands on him, of course.”
Still laughing hysterically, Sheri said. “I have to go pee; I will see both you and Harry later tonight.”
Then Sheri gave me a quick peck on the lips and ran through the parking lot towards the restaurant still laughing. And I still heard Sheri laughing when she stepped back into the burger joint where she worked.
Thinking to myself, I said. “Man, if Sheri pisses her pants that will be less clothing that I’ll have to take off of her later tonight.”
Then I quickly finished off both slices of pizza and headed off in search of some ice. And as I rolled into the grocery store parking lot, I tried to think about what other props I might need to make checking Sheri's oil a truly magical experience for the both of us.
Then from somewhere out in left field, I came up with baby bottles to store and collect various samples in. And a babies bib just in case I needed to wipe my chin afterwards. So that's exactly what I purchased, a half-dozen small baby bottles with nipples and lids, a three-pound bag of ice and a trio of baby bibs.
Plus that little detour set me back another $18.00, but that detour also allowed me to check out the cute little check out girl who rang up my order named Meghan.
Meghan was about 5 feet 8 inches tall with perfect apple-sized breasts. And her braless frame appeared to weigh around 120 pounds soaking wet. Meghan also had brown eyes with brown hair that ended where her nipples tried to poke tiny holes in the almost sheer white blouse she wore to work today.
Mental note to self, “Try to stop back here every day just to see if Meghan actually owns a bra.”
Plus keep her in mind for my new potential fuck buddy list. After walking out of the grocery store, I was off to the parts store where I met Adam and followed Jerry to earlier today. While I was in the parts store, I dropped another $12.00 and got a small bag of shop rags. A three pack of funnels, with one red, one white, and one blue, a tub of orange scented hand cleaner and quart of 10w40 weight motor oil.
After getting back in my van, I sat there for a long minute or two and started thinking. And I wanted to know if Sheri would let me check her out her cute little transmission or her caboose while I checking her oil. Since I was already under her hood or inside her panties or in her pants anyway, I thought why not go for the gusto.
And because this was also our first official date, I would only use my pinky finger instead of my thumb. Unless of course, I was fucking Sheri doggie style or she was fucking me reverse cowgirl. Then my thumb would almost be obligated to enter her rear end or that forbidden zone.
So after rearranging all of Sheri’s checking Sheri's oil supplies, in the drawers under the platform bed. I decided to take the chance and check Sheri’s transmission too. And I ran back into the parts store and dropped another $1.15 on a quart of ATF or Automatic transmission Fluid.
And so far I spent a grand total of about $157.00 just to have a little fun while spicing up mine and Sheri’s very first fuck. Which I thought was well worth all of the time and trouble.
Plus if Sheri gets a good laugh or two out of it, I will also consider it money well spent. After bidding farewell to Adam, it also ended of my little scavenger hunt.
As I started my van and exited the burger joint’s parking lot, it was only a moment or two after Sheri did. So I had to briefly play catch-up because Sheri was a lead foot. And she lived about twenty minutes form the burger joint at night and with little to no traffic.
So I figured that it would be a thirty minute or so drive during the daytime and with the usual moderate to heavy Norfolk traffic. And I made a mental note to self, about it. Plus Sheri also lived in what I would consider an upscale apartment complex. All because she had to sign me in with the rent a cop. And he worked out of a pretty good sized booth, compared to the ones that we had down on the piers.
And after showing him my driver’s license and vehicle registration, he logged me into some sort of record book or ledger before saying. “Remember Miss, if Lawrence is going to be a frequent guest, you will need to stop by the main office to get him a parking decal for his van.
Before Sheri and I left, we both thanked William for his assistance and pulled away. William was what you would consider an average part time security guard. But for all I knew, this could have been a full time gig for him.
He was about 5 foot 10 or 11 inches tall and could have easily tipped the scale at right around 350 pounds if not more. William had black hair chopped into a military style hair cut and had dark colored eyes that I guessed were brown.
After I continued to follow Sheri to our future love shack, we stopped and parked in front of a two story brick cube. As I later and quite often referred to it as the cube or the farm. Because after I got out of my van and looked around, all I saw was a bunch of identical brick cubes.
And I could see a dozen or more of these cubes scattered all over the property. While back in the carpet installing world, it would be considered a monkey match pattern. As in a monkey could very easily match the lines or pattern in the rug when they were seaming two pieces of it together. Since all of the cubes were two stories high by two apartments wide and two apartments deep, or eight apartments to a cube.
So first you had to know what building number you were looking for or lived in. Then you needed to know the floor and apartment number too. Like AA-01 101, BB-02 202, CC-03 204, etc. As the first group of letters and numbers meant what building number it was and the next bunch of numbers were for the apartment number. The numbers starting with a one were on the first floor, while the ones starting with a two were on the second floor.
And I one wasn’t paying attention or was drunk off their ass, just like I’ve been so many times in my past. He or she could very easily stumble onto someone else’s apartment and or bed with a perfect stranger. And hopefully that bed wouldn’t belong to a child or a teenager.
Plus, even though there was a guard at the gate and a random patrol outside driving though the parking lots. What parent in their right mind would leave the front door unlocked in the first place, especially when they had kids?
Since Sheri’s arms were full of her burger joint uniform, bra, panties and shoes. I had the distinct pleasure of unlocking and opening the door to our future love shack for her. But my van will always be our rolling love palace, since it was the first place that Sheri and I made love. And it’s always nice to have a backup place to fuck, especially when its climate controlled and has a roof over it. Plus hot and cold running water is always a nice perk to have too.
Because anytime that I didn’t have a girlfriend, I spent many nights, days’ afternoons and sometimes weekends too. As I would simply curl up on that platform bed butt ass naked in one parking lot or another. Just to wake up with a hard on and a lonely cold shower or baby wipe bird bath to look forward too.
Except now I had Sheri and hopefully she wouldn’t become ex girlfriend number five too soon. Or it’s back to hanging out and sleeping in strange parking lots all over again. Although I wouldn’t have minded one bit, if Sheri simply allowed me to just carry her bra and lace panties for her.
And instead of being conveniently stuffed in between her uniform, I would have simply carried one article in each hand as I waved them about openly and boldly. So if anyone just happened to be looking out their window, they would have instantly known that Sheri was totally naked underneath the set of pale green set of scrubs she wore.
But when I opened the front door, I got my very first glimpse of hers and Karen’s apartment. Sheri’s living room looked like it came right out of a magazine and was bigger than what one would expect by looking at the outside of the cubes. In this picturesque space, there were two sofas; one was green in color and a little lighter than the color of grass. While the other one was a burnt or darker orange in color.
There was also a matching green chair, two cocktail tables and four end tables. Or two complete sets of accent tables with the cocktail tables directly in front of each couch. And they were also flanked on either side with its own matching end table.
The room also had a very dark green area rug centered in it. And that left about a two or three foot border exposed, showing the lightly colored hardwood floor below the rug. The sofas and table sets were all located on one of the longer walls in the room. While on the opposite wall, had a hallway centered on it and leading out of the room. And a television set to the left of the hall with a stereo on the right.
One set of tables was made out of either mahogany or cherry while the other one was done in pine or maple. Plus a chair was sitting all by it self, in a darker corner of the room and it instantly reminded me of a time out chair. And hopefully I wouldn’t be spending any or much time in it. Because it looked lonely over there and not used very much either. But who knows, it could also become our make out chair. All I had to do was simply suggest it.
Some time later I found out that the burnt orange sofa and table set belonged to Sheri when we actually fucked on it for the first time. And after that, it was the only couch that I would either sit or lay on. No wonder why Sheri was instantly drawn to me, as she loved the color of my bright orange neon sign that was shaped like a Ford E100 van.
With all of that aside, each of the end tables had a lamp on it, and they all matched close enough for government work or to be considered a set of four. Though two of them had black centers and belonged to Sheri’s while the other pair had a dark brown center.
And the three windows in the room all had light green window dressing, drapes or curtains over them. That helped accent and to balance out the darker green sofa and chair along with the much darker green colored carpeting. Plus the burnt orange couch also complemented the room as well.
When we entered, Sheri quickly dropped her bra, lace panties and the burger joint’s uniform on the closest sofa, which was the burnt orange one. Down the hallway leading out of the living room, was dark brown shag style wall to wall carpet.
And off to the right was a small normal looking closet, where they kept coats, shoes and boots along with a few other small items. While the door on the left, Sheri said was Karen and Mike’s room. And next door on the right of the hallway was a two piece guest bathroom with just a sink, commode and a small linen closet.
While Sheri and I continued our walking tour down the hallway, we reached another set of doors on either side. On the right and behind a set of metal folding doors was the laundry room. It had the standard side by side washer and dryer set up. With a long shelf spanning the entire length of the room above them, filled with various laundry necessities.
But on the left was Sheri’s room. And the one that I was most interested in. She had a queen-sized white canopy four post bed. Along with a matching dresser, night stand and dressing table with a hutch and mirror. But it was her white, youthful and virginal canopy bed that caught both mine and Harry’s single eye the most. And everything we could do to Sheri in it, especially with some rope and a willing partner.
Then she led me through her room and into the bathroom. The tile pattern here was the same as in the guest bathroom. The walls were all painted an eggshell or off white with 1-foot square white tiles on the floor and 1-inch white tiles on the walls that ended about 4 feet off the floor.
And in a purely random pattern, the walls also had 1-inch square light brown, dark brown, black and grey tiles occasionally thrown in. Plus in the shower area, the tiles went all the way up to the painted white ceiling.
After showing me the four piece bathroom with a tub, separate shower, commode and a double set of vanity sinks. And each sink had its own medicine cabinet set in the wall above it. Plus the double vanity sinks does allow for two people to get dressed and ready for work at the same time. Along with the two medicine cabinets, they allow for some degree of privacy and to keep things secret from your roommates, just as long as they don’t decide to go snooping.
When Sheri pointed to a closed door directly across from the one we just entered from, she said. “Through that door is Karen and Mike’s room. If the door to the bathroom here is locked, you’ll just have to use the guest bathroom. Because either Mike or Karen are using it, but sometimes they also forget to unlock it when their done. And please, try not to forget to unlock it. ”
At first I thought the set up was a bit strange or odd. By having both bedrooms share a common master bathroom. But the design did allow for a much larger than normal living room, kitchen and dining room. And I can easily see how Sheri was able to watch Karen and Mike while they were making love.
Since her bedroom door might have been partially open while Karen and Mike were doing it in the bathroom. And as Sheri came down the same hallway that we just did, she could have easily entered her room without them knowing it.
Then while she was changing clothes or actually going to use the bathroom herself. Sheri could have easily stumbled onto them, while they were in the throws of passion. And simply decided to stay and watch and diddle herself on her bed afterwards.
Plus if Sheri’s afraid of the dark, we could always leave the bathroom light on and her bedroom door leading to it, open a crack. Well, more like halfway if I had my way. Just in case Karen and Mike wanted to perform an encore making love session in the bathroom again. This way, both Sheri and could watch them and take notes before we copied and did exactly what they were doing.
Only we would be fucking in her room and if Karen and Mike decided to watch us, it would also be fine with me. But I’m not quite sure if Sheri would go along with that idea too.
Quickly thinking to myself first, before I finally decided to speak my mind out loud, I said. “You mean that if you were naked and playing hard to get. I could chase you through the bathroom, then Karen’s room and down the hallway, until I finally caught you?”
Giggling back at me, Sheri quickly said. “First of all Larry, if and when I decided to get naked, I would not be playing hard to get. And second, Karen and I both agreed not to have sex in the common rooms. And I believe that would include running around the apartment naked too.”
Again, thinking to myself first, I simply asked. “But what about the bathroom sex incident that you told me about? Don’t we at least owe Karen and Mike a little peek of us in action?”
Now with a very stern look on her face, Sheri quickly replied. “I don’t want to borrow trouble, but things do happen. So let’s just try not to have sex in one of the common rooms. Then if we make a mistake and they catch us, it will be by accident and not something that we planned ahead of time.”
Trying to lighten the mood a bit, I just giggled back at her, and softly asked. “What about tying you up to your virginal white four-post canopy bed, would that be allowed?”
Laughing back at me now, Sheri simply replied. “If you haven’t noticed by now, I’m no virgin. And no, you can’t tie me to my bed or any other bed, for that matter. I’m not into bondage or any of that S&M stuff. So if that’s what you have in mind, you had better leave right now.”
Quickly trying to salvage the situation and hopefully our relationship in the process, I quickly said. “No, that is not what I want. I just want to make you happy and to spend every minute of everyday that I could with you. And it doesn’t matter if it’s just in your company, in your arms, in your apartment, in your bedroom or inside my van. I just want to simply spend time with you.”
As Sheri’s eyes began to tear up, she pressed her body close to mine and quickly discovered that Harry wanted to be in her company too. Except, that Harry also wanted to buried someplace deep inside her. After a few minutes, when Sheri broke our embrace, she took my hand and softly said. “Let’s go back to my white virginal canopy bed and see what we could do to help poor Harry out, just as long as you promise not to tie me up to it.”
Because I always trying to think on my feet, especially when I’m trying to salvage an idea or something that’s important to me. So after stopping for a moment or two, I quickly asked. “But what if a villain breaks into your apartment and ties you up. And I’m the super hero trying to rescue you. Can you be briefly tied up then?”
Quickly giggling back at me, Sherri simply said. “Well, we will just have to see about that one and discuss it later.”
But both my big brain and Harry’s little brain, simply took Sheri’s response as a solid maybe. And she continued to lead me by the hand back into her bedroom, closing the bathroom door behind her.
When the door was closed, Sheri began to take off that skimpy set of pale green scrubs that she wore home. And once again, she revealed her exquisite naked body to me. Only this time is was under much better lighting. So I quickly followed suit and removed my jeans and t-shirt, showing off my naked body as well.
Now that we were both naked as the day we were born, Sheri simply asked. “Do you want to be on top or would you prefer to be on the bottom?”
Quickly guessing that she meant to ask, would you like to be on the top of me or under me? I just as quickly answered. “I would love to be on the bottom when you fuck me on your white virginal canopy bed for the first time.”
Giggling now, Sheri forcefully said. “Then assume the position, mister.”
Once Sheri said assume the position, I very eagerly complied. That is until Sheri stopped me dead in my tracks, when she asked, “Would you like me to fuck you cowgirl or reverse cowgirl?”
Now with a devilish or sheepish grin on my face, I quickly said. “If you sit on Harry backwards, I know that I won’t be able to control myself. And you could very easily find my finger in your ass.”
Giggling again, as Sheri very slowly mounted Harry with her ass and perky little brown starfish pointing directly towards my face, she quickly replied. “I certainly hope so.”
Not wanting to waste any time, I quickly put the pinky finger of my right hand in my mouth. Then in less than two minutes, I poked Sheri’s starfish with that same finger right in the heart until it was buried three knuckles deep inside it. While at the same time, I stuck my left thumb in my mouth to lube it up too. Only because I wanted to see if Sheri’s balloon knot could swallow my thumb, just as easily as it did my pinky finger.
But, no pun intended, in the meantime. While I held my hand perfectly still, with my elbow and forearm on my chest. Sheri was fucking us with both Harry in her cunt and my pinky finger in her ass while she slowly rocked back and forth.
And we continued to fuck like that for three or four minutes, or until I felt that Harry was about to spill his guts inside her. So I quickly changed tactics and pulled my pinky out of her ass. And I just as quickly shoved my thumb back in to replace it.
Once Sheri started to squeal with delight, at least I hoped that it was delight and not pain. She sat down on my cock and thumb hard. Nearly breaking my wrist is the process, because it was in both an awkward position and angle too. None the less, and despite the pain, Harry still emptied his load. While I kept trying to wiggling my thumb, just to try and keep some sort of circulation in my hand and wrist.
And when Harry finished pumping his few last remaining drops in Sheri, she popped off me and said. “I have to pee, but if you stick that thumb in your mouth, I suck on Harry until you take it back out again.”
Now with an offer like that, how in the hell could I refuse? So as I watched Sheri briefly hover over commode and wipe, without even thinking, I quickly said. “Yes.”
But when she returned and laid down on the bed next to me. Only in the opposite direction and with her head eye level with Harry’s head and his single unblinking eye, I softly said. How did you know that the sideways sixty-nine position was my favorite out of all of them?”
Now with kind of a deer caught in the headlights look in her eye, Sheri simply asked. “Sideways sixty-nine, what’s that?”
So I quickly became Sheri’s Knight Errant or Knight in Shining Armor by saying. “A sideways sixty-nine is where both parties are laying on their sides and pleasuring each other orally. Instead of the girl on bottom or the boy on bottom standard versions of the sixty-nine position, the sideways sixty-nine version allows both partners greater flexibility. For all that kissing, licking, nibbling and biting that they want to accomplish. Plus they can very easily readjust their head position to take a bigger bite, if they need too.”
As I was just about ready to shove my thumb in my mouth, just like I did in Sheri’s ass earlier, she quietly said. “I never really considered this another type of sixty-nine position. I have always just considered them all as the sixty-nine position. And just for the record, I’m a girl on top kind of girl, but the girl on bottom is also nice once in a while too. Especially when my head is buried in the mattress or between to pillows, so I’m helpless and can’t move. So you can shove your cock all the way down my throat and force me to swallow it whole.”
And when Sheri was finished, I quickly changed my train of thought and said. “I think I like your version of the girl on bottom sixty-nine better. Can I get you a couple of big fluffy pillows?”
Giggling, Sheri quickly said. “I only like that version once in a while. And tonight’s not one of them.”
Then it finally dawned on me, exactly where my thumb was last. Or maybe it was the sharp pungent aroma that was coming off of it, that brought me to my senses. Because it smelled like syrup of Sheri’s crap, or as it’s more commonly called syrup or Ipecac. But either way, I was already committed.
So I shoved my thumb in my mouth just as far as I crammed it in Sheri’s ass and started sucking on it. While in turn, Sheri keeping true to her word started sucking on Harry. Now we were just lying there in the sideways sixty nine position for a good five minutes or so. Like two babies sucking on their pacifiers.
That is, until Harry was full grown in Sheri’s mouth. Then she only stopped long enough to say. “If you fuck me doggie style, you can shove that same thumb in my ass while you’re do it.”
Now with that type of positive thinking and encouragement, what’s a guy with a hard on suppose to say? So I just had to steal a play right out of Sheri’s playbook, when I simply replied. “Miss, then assume the position.”
As Sheri quickly rolled over and got up on all fours, I got right behind her and easily buried Harry balls deep in her still soaking wet snatch. Then I stuck in my thumb to hopefully pull out Sheri’s Plum. But I stuck my other thumb in my mouth to lube that one up as well. With the sole intent of rapidly switching thumbs as I continuously thumb fucked Sheri with the both of them.
While at the same time, I tried to keep Harry buried deep inside her and perfectly still. Just so I could really enjoy this once in a lifetime opportunity as long as I possibly could, without cumin. Plus with any luck, Sheri would enjoy it too, so we could fuck like this more often. Maybe even in the living room too.
Almost as soon as I pulled my right thumb out of my mouth, I quickly said. “Sheri, I need you to drop down to your elbows and forearms instead of being on your hands and knees.”
Then as Sheri complied with my wishes, she also turned her head back around to face me. But I caught Sheri in mid turn when I pulled my first thumb out and shoved my second one right back in again.
And while Sheri tried to buck away from me, I quickly said. “Please hold still or this might only last for a minute or two. Because as you already know, Harry sometimes has a mind of his own and has a tendency to shoot his mouth off when we least expect him too.”
Giggling, Sheri simply replied. “Ops, I’m sorry, I forgot.”
Then she pushed her ass back against my groin and held it there. In the mean time, I had already started to rapidly switch out my thumbs between Sheri’s ass and my mouth. Then after a little over two minutes of this harsh anal assault, Sheri was starting to squirm around and couldn’t hold still any longer.
So I just kept it up for about another minute or so, as those precious seconds seemed to rapidly tick by while Harry was chomping at the bit to explode. And on the no thumb in Sheri’s ass part of my repetitive cycle, I grabbed both her hips and buried Harry to the hilt.
But on his way in, Harry decided that it was time to start emptying his payload. And by the time he hit rock bottom, Harry was already shooting blanks deep inside Sheri’s overly moist slit. But we still both collapsed in a heap of pure sweat and exhaustion.
And I lightly started to kiss the back of Sheri’s Neck before saying. “Ding, ding.”
Giggling back at me, Sheri simply asked. “What’s that mean?”
So coming to my damsel in distress’s rescue once again, I quickly replied. “If you want me to put both my thumbs in my mouth this time, I’m ready for round three whenever you are.”
Laughing at me this time, Sheri easily confessed. “I haven’t had sex three times in a row since I was back in High School. And we both have to get up early in the morning too.”
Trying to hide my displeasure with Sheri’s reply, I simply asked. “Then shall we at least have sex again in the morning before taking separate showers. Or we could always kill two birds with one stone and have sex while we’re taking a shower.”
Giggling at me again, Sheri also confessed, I have never had sex in the shower before either. But I’ve diddled myself a few times while taking one.”
Only this time, it was my turn to laugh before saying. “You know, I would pay good money just to watch a girl pleasure herself in the shower while I just watched her and jerked off.”
Laughing again, Sheri quickly said. “You can keep your money and why waste all that time jerking off and diddling when we can make love instead.”
And that’s when we heard a female voice out in the hallway say. “You guys can diddle, jerk off or make love all you want too. Just please don’t leave your discarded clothing all over the apartment.”
Then we saw the slender arm of that female in Sheri’s wide open bedroom doorway drop all the clothes that Sheri left on the burnt orange sofa in the living room. And she also managed to drop those clothes right on top of my discarded jeans and t-shirt too.
But Sheri and I both giggled for two totally different reasons, Sheri said. “Larry, this is my room mates Karen’s arm. And those are the clothes that I took off in Larry’s van before we came home.”
While I continued by saying. “Karen’s arm, it’s nice to see you. And you dropped those clothes right on top of mine. Which is by the way is also right where I took them off after we got home. Well Sheri, at least you’re right about one thing, even your clothes like to be on top.”
This caused both me and Sheri to start laughing, and Karen to say. “Please, try to keep your Bedroom Olympics confined to the bedroom and to a dull roar. Make has to get up early for work.”
Now covering her eyes as Karen quickly walked past us and into the bathroom. Sheri simply said. “Goodnight roomy.”
And I very softly replied in a very low voice, “Goodnight Karen’s arm and the rest of you too.”
But that only caused Karen to pause briefly when both girls started to giggle. And it also gave me the opportunity to give Karen the once over. OK, maybe a twice over or a double take.
Karen was about five foot seven or eight inches tall and looked to be a little bit heaver than Sheri was at around 160 to 165 pounds. Karen also had light brown hair that could easily dust off the tops of her shoulders is she tilted her head slightly from side to side. But otherwise it would remain off her shoulders.
Plus from what I could tell, Karen also had a very nice set of Granny Smith apples planted on her chest. And I couldn’t wait to get a closer look at one of them, while I tasted the other one. Of course, while I was also checking out her apple stems too.
After Karen left, it was already past midnight and Sheri softly said. “Great a fifteen minute bird bath after a thirty minute fuck fest, count me in.”
Then she set her alarm clock for 0500 or 5 am. But I had to quickly interject and remind Sheri about all of Harry’s past as well as all of his future performances, by softy saying. “You know that’s it’s going to be the other way around right, with maybe a fifteen minute making love session followed by a thirty plus minute shower.”
Quietly laughing back at me, Sheri simply asked in return. “A girl can always hope, right?”
Trying not to laugh to loudly myself and we talked about this very delicate subject. Because it was also near and dear to my heart, I quite frankly said. “Miss if I could fuck you all day long, every day. I would be the happiest man in the world. And you would be one very sore young lady in the process.”
But when Sheri rolled over on top of me and very playfully pinned me to her mattress. She simply said. “Larry, you have nothing to be ashamed about. Harry has giving me more that I could ever ask for and you make sex fun. Plus having sex is not a box or something that has to be checked off in order to have a good relationship. I want to make love to you and have you make love to me, even if it doesn’t last as long as you want it too. We can always shoot for thirds and fourths if need be, just as long as we both keep having fun in the process.”
Now with that said and out of the way, I simply rolled Sheri over so I was on top of her now. Before saying, “Then I’ll just have to fuck you twice in the shower tomorrow morning, so you can get your thirty minutes worth out of Harry.”
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